hot s?$?Jacobson scores 2^** R X \^#?- 1 1. raster % r ° meVf v c ?Sr ▼ £ _ mum f*' *^/T^# ^° Qk?^^ ft e^jj^ Tit MUay*. t«Mr. /o*^ C7 Four Americans are cl I \\^i Y -5^ °k"c*oVhe« ova, f,°"" /iR-.l'WV » -'Qi.'.'tl I Become, Mrtoev »f the AdiHebSSt °t£'rcTMA ^^^5'f At Sfa m^^biihoSi sign ^ ^e S f ^ , '( ° oa/ance dity main themeOofef by TOO 7 We, the Class of 1986 Dedicate This Yearbook to Joanne Wheeler and Pat McLoughlin Though Mrs. Wheeler was able to exert her "passivist" in- fluence on us for only one long year, she enlightened us in a number of ways. We learned that school is really slavery, Harriet Beecher Stowe caused the Civil War, type B is bet- ter than type A, societies are triangular, and all countries are rectangular. After reading 700 pages of Mayer, Paynter, Saxton, Shumsky, Smith, and writing 39 essays, we can honestly say we learned something about history — whether or not we wanted to. Thank you for your effort, pa- tience, and worry. As subbies, we learned "in one swell foop" that it was okay to call him Pat. As freshmen, we pestered him in the hallways in eager anticipation of sophomore "gee-I'm-a- tree." Then, junior year, some of us did well in finite math, but others got "7's." We all loved Pat. He amused us with his wonderfully subtle sense of humor, and he was always willing to help us — even if "90% of what was said was a lie." Pat often sacrificed early bedtimes, tuna noodle casseroles, and other luxuries to dedicate himself to teaching math and coaching girl's basketball. It has not asways been easy, but after all, "high school is not to have fun; high school is to have pain." It is hard to find people in this world who are willing to give so much for so little, but "there goes one now." Thanks, Pat, from all of us. The crowds roll in for the first public screening of The Terminator's Revenge. The Human Wave. Casual Corner. 'Kid, you're headed for trouble X* ■ P .\ j CHEESE! Teen vandalism takes its toll. Handel would be proud. In the all A concert ^ er andbSg re T 23!st \ 1 sno n-?^» *ns ^° s «w*y oo^ 11 *an DwigM Gooden . Smile When You Say That^ .~*~~1 ?.Zw\ cftee! utiful Lips of year beiong to, from J S «, u<"<-<= -■ "-"of "year named with tong^^ H^ _ HOLIDAY BANQUETS ek to 'Roc^ ^pr&L^ *«? «; . w j, J^st call her 'I Thought It Was Terrific" APt^'ke ce q % 4 /fs ok c 4 L3 re Ml\< -*« *cV << > The day was young, the sky was dark ! I |^ and Willie took the stand. I .?■ M^. "I'm on the road to raise some dough. The farmers need a hand I " And there they sat, all eighty thou' $17.50 they'd paid. * "And you at home," did Willie sine. "Call 1-800-FARM AID!" B. B. King, he played some groove. The Beach Boys kept us swinging. Sammy Hagar, that polished fellow, rocked us with his singing. The day flew on, the rain let up, The crowd was in a good mood. Hell's Angels from Danville and hicks from Tolono, all eating bad overpriced food. The sky grew black, the rain had stopped (though the field was still quite damp). The show went on; Hall, Petty, and Young, Bon Jovi and John Mellencamp. And then the finale with even more Willie and fireworks and rockets a thrillin'. The day was a blast. The farmers were saved. All this from a crack by Bob Dylan. V I CD m Y* % AX± T,nis lrom a crack by Bob Dylan. \| i Mt\£\r\ _ l«^2 ■■? __■'•».■ iniddv Gov. Jan bm - U »- ^ » - £~l f Cjf^l^ ylan and several peop Farm-business th sin§ USA fof record.* it wonlc ericans a. is Live A.' ily 13, Bo*5|^ jkowd, "TltVj .-it to ||1 e millioiTTdars of :: * .rf to the farmers in thi w nth later, on Aug. 10, ^itioned the idea of a benefit ! ncert for American farmers to golfir middy Gov. James Thompson at the Illinois State Fair. "I can't take credit for this idea," "elson said later. "Neil Young. Bob - ylan and several people have It just so ig mouthj and he Grand Reunion The Grand Reunion reunited many Uni High Graduate's for the first time in our school's history. Over 300 attendants came from as far away as Alaska, Georgia, and Israel, representing the classes from 1924-84. Uni's three Noble Prize laureates spoke, and well-known composers, performers, and a playwright entertained many at a dinner and concert. Mrs. Gutowsky was the main organizer of this very special weekend worth remembering. And remember the time when . . PARTY! 13 Dances Dances were hot this year. The DJs were hip and the dancers were smooth. The dances provided exercise for all and served an important social function for underclassmen, all to a unique "Idol-Joel-Duran-Turner- Gabriel" beat. 14 And George makes his move. Halloween Dance. 15 rail Play This year's Fall Play was "The Dining Room" by A.R. Gurney. The play consisted of eighteen separate vignettes-which meant that each cast member played four or five completely different characters! But, all the scenes had one thing in common: they were all about obnoxious, snobby, simple minded, upper class, bourgeois, North- eastern WASPs. Everybody had a lot of fun. "To all of us." The cast and crew: (top row, left to right) Joe Futrelle, Rick Burkhardt, Marc Talbot, Todd Nelson, Eugene Pep- pers, David Han, Tony Chen, (Shamit Kachru), Kristin Siebold; (middle row) Jessica Hymowitz, Anna Friedman, Steve Findley. Beth Rempe, Cynthia Chou, Becky Eades, Kathy Szoke, Tom Pickett, Katy Marino, Richard Yeh, Jennifer Rugg; (seated at table) Monique Brown, Jonathan Fai man , Barbara Maclay, Sheila Findley; (bottom row) Audrey Wells, Lisa Frankenberg, Julie Swadener, Libby Miericke. "The Dining Room" brought out the little children in all of us. Spring Musical This year's Spring Musical was the classic "Oklahoma!" To make the show authentic, the actors and actresses brushed up their country drawl — but good! And after an intense three months of challenging work and superhuman concentration, the cast, crew and directors succeeded in producing a charm- ing performance. Director Audrey Wells, choreographer Ruth Wortis, and musical coordinator Rick Murphy were all given enthusiastic reviews by audience members. In short, the show was a roaring success. Said one prominent local critic: "I laughed until I cried!" "Uhh . . . what page were we on again in?' John makes a sly proposal Budding romance If the shoe fits . Swing to the left. Captain Goofybeard meets St. Nicholas. "Angels \ «e have heard on high . . ." H^-jfl mm ' 'm Esi |#1 _.. WT^" 19 DEPENDABLE V - . 1 •' ■ Tickets success N^ 13 j*fi* I JBL thica (ears cjj i :«M ,■■■■-■ , to sfgW ans /ovea Jn« H«ghto se yi .SI rt^P Jl^Sd *fi«l- i" rainy Peal^w^ HOI O pins MUCH. MUCH MORE! »W W| •fa oc$ '"**% ;0 On your marks, get set . . Boys X-Country This year's x-country team had quite a reputation to live up to. Nobody expected them to go anywhere, with only one top-7 varsity member returning from last year. But by the end of the year, in- dividuals had developed leadership skills and were no longer runn- ing for themselves but for the whole team. This year's did, however, qualify for sectionals — only the fifth time in Uni history. The sup- port the runners received from their fans helped them to finish another successful cross-country season. Opposite page: (left to right, top to bottom): Irene Bond (assistant coach), Jimmy Lynge, Chris Nicholas, Arne Gullerud, Petri Karkola, Paul Marty, Michael McCollom (coach), U-gene Peppers, Greg Wheelers, David Johnson, Dan Kolodziej, Lionel Shapiro, Matt Seitz, Colin Koteles. ...,. J :1 >■"'*"'■ ■ ' ... go! 1.1 *i* > • t 22 And they're off Wrong way, DJ! 23 Girls X-Country This year's girls cross country team started several returning runners whose experience helped lead the new recruits toward their most successful season ever. They faced several perils at the begin- ning, but soon after there was no stopping them. Fans were awstruck as they won regionals, placed 4th at sectionals and qualified for state, all the time running circles around their competitors. (Back to front, left to right): assistant coach Irene Bond, Angela Tsay, Lisa Mabry, Beth Schomer, Debbie Siekman, Mary Harkness, Rachel Gushee, Sarah Gushee, head coach Mike Mc- Collom, Marion Knight, Kathy Harmon, Amanda Young, Kim Clausing, Kathleen Liu, Tamar Shapiro, Michay Brown, Inga Hoffman. 3A e re 9ion a i 24 Kathy MUST be "sure. Break out the Welch's! 25 iuMuMHi ^|M jAf* '4.*. I Swimming Our illustrious women's swim team dominated the waters of Central Illinois. Undaunted by the feeble attempts of Uni rivals such as Olympia, Urbana, and Charleston, the team excelled beyond anyone's wildest aspirations. In addition, many new lllineks joined our team this year-making the largest swim team in the history of University High School. It was also a successful season for the 2- member, 2-year-old diving team. We were supported by many loyal, trustworthy, and fun-loving fans who faithfully cheered for our cause. (Sort of from back to front, left to right): Coach Alan Ledgin, Jessica Hymowitz, Rebecca Jockusch, Becky Eades, Lisa Palmer, Ellen Johnson, Dandi Kaplan, Sheila Findley, Seetha Monrad, Shannon Flood, Ruth Levy, Maryka Trent, Yamini Bhagwat, Jenny Rugg, Mira Millar, Sylvia Knust, Lulu Kurman, Mary Kay Mullally, Elizabeth Jockusch, Kristin Seibold, Lisa Frankenberg. 26 Blast Off! 27 Soccer Among the other earthshattering phenomena of 1985 was the devastatingly awesome season of the University High School soccer team. Under the direction of "coach" John Walker, the team metamorphasized into an unstoppable fighting machine. Its revolutionary Terminator- Box Defense and Kamakaze Offense allowed the soccer lllineks to finish with its first winning season since the Dawn of Time. The fighting force included John Walker, Michael Arm- strong, Kanchan Bhowmik, Prasanta Bhowmik, Bill Baker, Steve Findley, Ed Giles, William Gillespie, Claudio Gratton, Fabio Gratton, Karl Hess, Brent Lyles, Mark Paci, Rahul Pandharipande, Tom Pickett, Kevin Pondy, Kathryn Socha, Sandeep Tripathy, John Ullom, Jason Whitmarsh, Nina Wickens, and Micah Yairi. uw *wr « ami »f*«Ao ST£«* loo* 4r ail rn^e a«*z/a/ <& \ ^ 1 tir*^ Sfef dican DDer B$£ % >/> *0/ »c^Way G o pa, V *a A 3n/z 1 0*^3 55* iS^Hiiackc nen/o Club 467 d can tolerate the tens Students of the^e* Yearbook Proving to be the best yearbook staff in Uni history, the 1986 committee pro- duced a work critics compar to Homer's llliad . Led by Robert Liu, Jonny Faiman, Kathryn Socha, and Ms. Feeney, the staff has worked long hours creating this memento. Top to bottom, left to right: Kathryn Socha, Melinda Chen, Emily Osborn, Katy Marino, Meena Balgopal, Claudio Grat- ton, Lisa Frankenberg, Kristin Seibold, Prasanta Bhomik, Robert Liu, Jonny Faiman, Ms. Feeney, Eugene Peppers, Steve Findley, Sara Lee, Andrew Reisner, Beth Schomer, Rick Burkhardt Gargoyle Gargoyle's top-notch staff supplied Uni with controversial editorials, informative (though often daring) exposes, and witty cartoons. Headed by William "stop the press" Gillespie, these high school professionals even scooped A.P. and U.P.I, on seven separate occasions. Mr. Butler sponsored these budding journalists, who are pictured (left to right, top to bottom): Albert Soong, Bryan Halloway, Kathy Harmon, Todd Nelson, Eugene Peppers, Dan Kolokziej, Steve Findley, William Gillespie, Joe Futrelle, and Kathy Szoke. Not pictured: Rick Burkhardt (Plug) Unique Surpassing all creative forerun- ners, this year's band of literary trubadors created the masterful anthology called Unique . We're forever in- debted to this group, spon- sored by Frank Lipousky, for deepening on insights into the human condition. Seriously, the 1985-86 edition of Unique was impressive. Pictured left to right: Stephie Kovacs, Maureen McCord, Dan Kolod- ziej, and Naomi Parkhurst. 44 Lounge Committee This year's hard-working lounge committee was responsible for a number of overwhelming technological advances in everybody's favorite room; they supplied us with new records and furniture. As if these staggering accomplishments weren't enough, they devised effective methods of keeping the lounge clean. The members: (from left to right): Jenny Rugg, Shiela Findley, Art Patten, Barbara Maclay, Brent Lyles. Agora Week Agora Week returned this year as a result of the great trials and tribulations gone through by the newly formed committee, under the voluminous leadership of Eric Krock. The group balled its way through miles of red tape, finally pulling off a great Agora Week. The committee: (left to right): Lucy Kim, Monique Brown, Robert Liu, Marc Talbot, Kathryn Socha, Beth Rempe, Eric Krock, Rebecca Truelove, Lisa Palmer, John Walker, Ruth Wortis (sponsor). The Student Council executives presided over Uni High's prestigious band of student officials. Remember, these people will be run- ning the country tomorrow. The ex- ecutives: (left to right): Jessica H. (parliamentarian), Lucy K. (secretary), Tom P. (president), Jon- ny F. (treasurer), Julie K. (vice President). Student Council Executives 45 Math Club Once again, this year's Math Club had an excellent season and competition record. Though the equations were by no means pretty and the solutions were often brutal, the talented club over- came these analytic obstacles through rigorous cranial training and inspired team efforts. The team: (top row, left to right) Jonathan Faiman, Steve Findley, Sandeep Tripathy, Elizabeth Jockusch, Rahul Pandharipande; (2nd row) Rebecca Jockusch, Kathleen Liu, Kevin Maxson, Lionel Shapiro, Lisa Norton; (3rd row) (Andrew Reisner), Micah Yairi, Prasanta Bhowmik, Shamit Kachru, Andrew Chow; (4th row) Eric Norton, Pari Pandharipande, John Walker, John Ullom, Richard Yeh; (bottom row) Kevin Prior, Sarah Miller, Ellen Wheeler, Neena Tripathy. To entertain themselves, our budding scientists at- tended lectures on everyday scientific matters and promenaded to a Cray super computer and a nuclear reactor. The members: (left to right) Jimmy Lynge, Scott Machtley, Andy Foland, Lisa Norton, Joel Ullom, Neena Tripathy, Paul Marty, Arne Gullerud, Sandeep Tripathy, Rahul Pandharipande, Jonathan Faiman, Astrid Nieman. Science Society ' (L W ,s^^W ' ■ - •-,. ■Hl - ^^^^^J K ... . jj N r- / j H I S S H.I.S.S., the only Uni organization which is an acronym, was new this year. Mr. Butler and many students, searching for the truth about ancient and not so ancient civilizations spent hours each week sweating over warfare, agriculture, and city life only because of their unfaltering passion for history. Pictured from left to right, top to bottom are: Aaron Loeb, John Neaderhiser, Michael Evans, Mr. Butler, Andy Foland, Chad Brinkley, Frank Winters, Paul Talbot, Sanjiv Sarawate, Vinay Singh, Youngmoo Kim, and Jennifer Thaler. J.V. Chess Utilizing a vast array of ingenious strategems as well as devious gambits, the Uni High Varsity and J.V. chess teams once again established their dominance on checkered boards; with sharp forks, quick castles, and Fried Liver openings, the teams both enjoyed successful seasons. Varsity: (left to right, top to bottom): Mr. Butler, Mike Steigman, Jamsheed Shorish, Eric Krock, Richard Yeh, Greg Huang. J.V., (left to right, top to bottom): Mr. Butler, Shamit Kachru, Bryan Holloway, Libby Miericke, John Meyer, Micah Yairi, Albert Soong, Felix Ortony. V ' 400^ ^ j£r M m m :> ■'.'*■' n fc&:-3* ^tiiTr 1 K Hfi Varsity Chess 47 • Chinese Club Chinese Club was founded by Melinda Chen and Cynthia Chou. Over sixty people showed up for the initial meeting! Dedicated to enriching the average, boring, Midwestern live with bits of exotic Chinese culture, the club organized such activities as oriental dancing and banquets. Pictured above, from left to right, top to bot- tom, is just about the entire school. Committee Upkeeping the all-American democratic tradition, the elec- tion committee provided the means by which we exercised our right to vote. Prohibiting bribery and vote stuffing, this committee insured honest election reults. Pictured above, left to right, top to bottom are members Barbara Maclay, Jenny Rugg, Santha Ramagopal, Lisa Frankenberg, Kate Hinely, and Katie Marino German Club In a cultural blitz, German Club ex- posed corn country to the Germanic way of life. (L to r, t to b) : Julie S., Kim C, Anne G., Brian H., Dan K., Kathy S., Neena T., Ellen K., Kevin C, Amanda Y.. Dandi K. Mixed Chorus With big hearts and powerful lungs, the Uni High Mixed Chorus sang a wide varie- ty of choral pieces. Directed by "Big Rick" Murphy, this harmonious melodious ensemble soon seemed almost divinely in- spired as they sung out their melodious pieces. In fact, while touring the concert halls of Central Illinois; they were often mistaken for Angels from Heaven. Pic- tured left are the owners of those angelic voices. Pictured from bottom to top (sort of), left to right: Cynthia, Kathy, Andrew, Claudio, Eugenie, Jimmy, Lark, Miriam, Barb, Marianne, Mary K., Sarah, Shan- non, Stephie, Sarah, Nick, Paul, Eric, Eugene, Joe, Jeff, Steve, Mr. Murphy, D.J., David, John, Jonny, Kanchan, Rick, Steve, Lisa, Libby, Melina, Julie, Kathy, Beth, Becky, Kathleen, Meena, Rebecca, Rachel, Naomi, Mira, Kie. Madrigals Chosen for superior rhythm, syncapation, tonality, and reflexes, Madrigals was a sort of Commando Division of Chorus. Their daring escapades included many performances for local banquets and organizations; each one left the audiences stunned in a mesmorized, virtually coma- like state. Madrigals was masterminded by Rick "Sluggo" Murphy. Pictured left to right: Joe Futrelle, Miraim Davidson, Paul Marty, Rachel Gushee, Jonny Faiman, Julie Swadner, Rick Burkhardt, Cynthia Chou, Steve Findley, Lisa Norton, Jimmy Lynge, Marianne Csizmadia, Eugene Pep- pers, Stephie Kovacs, John Walker, Laura Mabry, David Han. 49 Sleeping on the job. Kanchan slips up. Rock and roll will never die teachers *%V\ *>\0^ .>cfr w ^ 6 - *3k -v ^< ' «/.< • H^^BU Bethany Han Pacia Harper w Ted Weinbaum Angeline Wong 75 76 "YOU'RE RIGHT MOM, I SHOULD'VE HAD A V-8!" "SWEET, SWEET DREAMS' NO PAIN, NO GAIN. YOU PUT YOUR LEFT HAND IN . . . "Whoa, that's one heck of an equation, Joel!" 77 SOPHOMORES The Sophomores raised money by holding bake sales and a raf- fle. They kindly sponsored two dances, with their savings, the Halloween Dance and the Christmas Dance. Beth Rempe led the generous Sophomores, Chris Nicholas represented them, and Ellen Johnson kept track of their well spent funds. Sarah Gushee Mary Harkness Karl Hess 78 Seetha Monrad Heather Morgan-Butler Mary K. Mullally John Neaderhiser Todd Nelson 79 Amanda Young HO PARTY!! You've got to be kidding gj JUNIORS I I I- J The Juniors sacrificed a Saturday morning and afternoon at a gas station to raise money for the pleasure of students at University High School. Their incredible efforts helped sponsor the X-mas party and Prom. Steve Findley was the president, Claudio Graf- ton was the Sec/Treas, and Rebecca Truelove represented this perfectly amazing class. Annie Getis Ed Giles 84 Brian Whetten Jason Whitmarsh 85 Peek-a-boo studying BIOLOGY? Joe practices wizardry. Aren't they supposed to be taking the pictures? 89 The square root of negative 37? Reams and reams of paperwork. Take three steps backwards, John 91 ^ Urt lj i l H^HWIBrtHMBM M i 4111 4 S f V lllj PERSONAL Michael S. David T. Jenny 94 GLIMPSES David J. Kevin P. JohnW. 95 DanK. "S6" Monique LaMae Brown "How would it be on a day in June to open your eyes in a dark cocoon And soften one end and crash outside and find you had wings to open wide . . ." -Aileen Fischer "Ain't nothing' going to break my stride. Ain't nothin' going to keep me down. Oh no. I've got to keep on movin'. Ain't nothin' going to break my stride. I'm runnin' and I won't touch ground." -Matthew Wilder "Slow down you crazy child, You're so ambitious for a juvenile . . ." -Billy Joel "By cherry" -Kathryn Melinda Chen "It's my life — Don't you forget It's my life — it never ends." -Talk Talk "I'm Happehhh" -Tina Schoeneweiss "You tied your knots you made your friends you left the scene without a trace one hand on the ground one hand in space." -The Cars "Albert is an orange Mandarin" -Emily Osborn Carol Ruth Elder "I'm going down to Sullivan now Elizabeth." -Carol "Elder and Jockusch Homework Service" -when answering the phone for the 10th time the night before a history essay was due. "It's exactly the same only different." -Dr. Davis "Lord/remind me not to put off until tomorrow what I should not have done'the day before yesterday." -Anonymous Sheila Ann Findley Where's the fire, what's the hurry about? You better cool off before you burn it out. You got so much to do and only so many hours in a day ..." They never told you the price that you pay for things that you might have done . . . only the good die young." -Billy Joel "Alas, a human cannot live in the water." -Hans Christian Anderson Lisa Lauren Frankenberg How thoughtlessly we dissipate our energies Perhaps we don't fulfill each other's fantasies And as we stand upon the ledges of our lives With our respective similarities It's either sadness or euphoria." -Billy Joel "Is there a bubbler on this floor?" -Shantha "It's calling me! . . ." -Kate "Now THIS is beating the system!" -DaveT. Nathan Fredrick Gardner (Nate) "We all start out pretty much the same. But where you go from there is entirely up to you. " -Grace Jones "Be good and you will be lonesome." -Samuel Clemens "We can secure other people's approval, if we do right and try hard; but our own is worth a hundred of it, and no way has been found out of securing that." -Samuel Clemens "I know you all want to hear this nice and easy, but I'm going to give it to you nice and rough." -Tina Turner Katherine C. Hinely "Andele, andele! Yee haw, yee haw!" -Speedy Gonzales "Come on David, let me see your Wally!" -Linda "What you don't know won't hurt you, but it will amuse a lot of people." -anonymous "What's life without a little French dressing?" -Christian Dior "Kill the pinheads." -Dan Kim Jessica Hymowitz fc "Time it was and what a time it was. It was a time of innocence, a time of confidences. Long ago it must be, I have a photograph, Preserve your memories, They're all that's left you." -Paul Simon "Car/you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street?!" -Sesame Street ''Tell me why?" -Bronski Beat "C'est la vie." -Sheila Findley Ji Michael Jacobson "Renee makes Kate look like dirt." "I don't know what your problem is; I only like Kate as a friend." -unknown "Wait, hold the door." -Dan Kolodziej "Can't you get some time off from your rabbi for good behavior, or walk up and down on the bus so it won't be like you're riding." -Mike McCollom Elizabeth Lacy Jockusch "There's a hill, Beth." -Carol "Patience is a virtue." -Carol David C. Johnson I smell the pine trees and the peaches in the woods I see the pine cones that fall by the highway That's the highway that goes to the building That's the building that I'm going to live in." -Talking Heads "Maybe I don't appreciate good writing, but UGH! This is so . . ." -famous critic "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." -Ralph Waldo Emerson "The Turkey is a much more respectable Bird, and withal a true original Native of America." -Benjamin Franklin Danny Kim 'It was like sitting in a pile of . . . without a spoon." - Mike 'I've been on a calendar, but never on time." -Marilyn Monroe Lucy Mee Yun Kim "Hey bud, let's party." -Fast Times at Ridgemont High "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler "Life is too important to be taken seriously." - anonymous "Slowdown you're doing fine, you can't be everything you want to be before your time, although it's so romantic on the borderline tonight." -Billy Joel Daniel Joseph Kolodziej (no nickname) "All you need is a wild pen and a free-wheeling mind." -Rahul Pandharipande "The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance." -Shelly try to think, but it doesn't work." -Kate Hinely "Here I stand, head in hand, turn my face to the wall. If she's gone, I can't go on, feeling two foot small. Everywhere people stare each and every day. I can seem them laugh at me and I hear them say: 'Hey! You've got to hide your love away.' " -John Lennon :-■:-"'■';-■"■■ Richard Brent Lyles "They say I'm crazy but I have a good time." -Joe Walsh "For one more time Let your madness run with mine Streets still unseen we'll find somehow No time is better than now." -Steely Dan "It's a fine day for bouncing." -Tigger Laura Sue Mabry "Eagles flew out of the night He was something to observe Coming close, I heard a voice Standing, stretching every nerve Had to listen, had no choice . . . 'Grab your things, I've come to take you home.' " -Peter Gabriel Did you see the frightened ones? Did you hear the falling bombs? Did you ever wonder why We had to run for shelter With the promise of a brave new world Unfurled beneath the clear blue sky? . . . Goodbye, blue sky . . . goodbye." -Pink Floyd Barbara Ellen Maclay "... Slow down you crazy child Take the phone off the hook And disappear for awhile. It's alright, you can afford to lose a day or two ..." - Billy Joel "You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd, You can't go fishing in a watermelon patch, You can't go swimming in a baseball pool, But you can be happy if you've a mind to." -Roger Miller "Sometimes I feel like time's just holding me down!" -Kenny Loggins "Kindred spirits are not so scarce as I used to think it's splendid to find out there are so many of them in the world." -Anne Shirley Katharine Jane Marino "The best way out is always through." -Robert Frost "In that instant, as guitars thunder and hot lights blaze, Springsteen and his fans share above all a conviction that the music means something — rock and roll can heal broken hearts, mend shattered lives, light the way through hard times or at least ease the pain for one thrilling moment . . . It's rock and roll, and it matters ..." "And after all this time, To find out we're just like all the rest, Stranded in the park And forced to confess ..." -Bruce Springsteen "BRRUUUCCEE!!! Kevin Rambo Maxson "Fors an et haec olim meminisse ivvabit" -Virgil "We will now discuss in a little more detail the struggle for existence' -Darwin "One two three four five" -Jamsheed Shorish "You'd like him, Kevin. He's a snob, just like you" -Mrs. Wheeler Sophia Lynn Neely "Gee — l'm-a-tree." -Pat McLoughlin "Don't be afraid to try again Everyone goes South Every now and then." -Billy Joel "Quad une fois la liberte a explose dans une ame d'homme, les Dieux ne peuvent plus rien contre cet homme-la." -Jean- Paul Sartre Eric Randolph Norton "There are things I will never remember, there are things I will cherish forever, and there are things I will always regret." -Men without Hats, Things in my Life "The things that pass for knowledge, I can't understand." -Steely Dan, Reeling in the Years "Eric, don't be so lazy." -Mrs. Wheeler "People just love to play with words." -Men at Work Rahul Pandharipande No limits, Jonathan? he thought, and he smiled" - Jonathan Livingston Seagull "Ruling a country is like cooking a small fish" -Lao Tzu, Tao Te Ching 4 5 "12 3 6 7 8 9 10 11 12" -Sesame Street Arthur John Patten (Art) "I don't wanna be a pinhead no more" -Ramones "I ain't burnin',-Lord I'm only still learning' How to become a man of my own." -Grateful Dead "If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, it is yours; if it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it." -Anonymous "It's not quantity, it's the quality." -DaveT. "Arthur, why am I so stupid?" -Danny Thanks F.E.J. B.L.F.Y. Thomas Robert Pickett, Jr. "And that's a winner!" -Jack Buck, St. Louis Cardinal's announcer "Whatever you are be a good one."- Abraham Lincoln "Gee it's neat to be a newsboy!" -from the musical "Working" by Studs Terkel "To find a career to which you are adapted by nature, and then to work hard at it, is about as near to a formula for success and happiness as the world provides." -Mark Sullivan >fa0sf\0\f\ Kevin Michael Pondy (Pondy) "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain." -The Litany Against Fear, Frank Herbert, Dune Series "... the population of The Whole Universe is zero, and any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination." -Douglas Adams Shantha Rae Ramagopal "It's like . . . now wait ..." -Lisa Frankenberg "We are living in a material world And I am a material girl!" -Madonna (and Sheila Findley) "Sail on silver girl Sail on by Your time has come to shine All your dreams are on their way." -Simon and Garfunkel Andrew Tomas Reisner "Look out!!! Oh, it's only your hair." "You go on croaking like frogs in the treetops: but frogs at least can be cooked and eaten." -T. S. Eliot "No thanks, I already own a penguin." -Woody Allen "We are here, with nothing to do today. It's something we can't explain. And tomorrow, what will we be tomorrow? What will we see today?" -America Jennifer Grace Rugg "Better to remain silent and be thought a fooi, than to speak out and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln "When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school It's a wonder I can think at all." -Paul Simon "Old friends . . . can you imagine us years from today . . . how terribly strange to be seventy." -Paul Simon "... When will you realize, Vienna waits for you." Daniel Benjamin Shapiro (Babe) ... in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank "Why worry, there should be laughter after pain There should be sunshine after rain These things have always been the same So why worry now" -Dire Straits "Why you guys be makin' me some doin' of some bein'?" -Nick Porta "Hey, Babe! Take a walk on the wild side." -Lou Reed Lionel Shapiro "Only he who has nothing better to do should stand sentinel against the imperfections of the world." -Friedrich Nietesche "I ain't a-going to be blessed out of house and home. I won't have my wittles blessed off my table. Keep still!" -Jerry Cruncher "Whoever tells a lie, is not pure of heart, and such a person can not cook a clean soup." -Ludwig van Beethoven "That's none of my business." -Mrs. Wheeler Jamsheed Shorish "Jamsheed, you have my permission to hit Kevin if he doesn't read his Bedford." -Mrs. Wheeler "Looks like a dead chicken after all." -A comment from Calculus "Andrew, go out and get your grandfather. The squirrels have got him again." -The Far Side "Aackphth." -Bill the Cat Debra Lynn Siekman "Not to decide is to decide." -unknown "Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out." -Art Linkletter "You are not a fool just because you have done something foolish — only if the folly of it escapes you." -Jim Fiebig "After all is said and done, along comes somebody who wants to know what happened." -Franklin P. Jones Kathry n Alexis Socha "There really are nice things in the world. We're all such morons to keep relating things back to our egos." -Franny and Zooey "Never believe your own publicity. "-Anon. "But what about PROM?" -Monique Michael Steigmann "You've got to go where you want to go, do what you want to do." -Mamas and Papas "Those Mets are amazin' " -Anonymous 1969 New York fan "Chess, the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.' -Song 'One Night in Bangkok' "Hernandez spelled backward isZednanreh." -Harry Carey David Teitelbaum "I wish all my life's problems had hit me when I was sixteen and knew everything." -Anonymous "It's better to die on your feet than to live on your knees." -Anonymous "It's been a terrible day!" -John Ullom Linda Ailene Travis (Linda) "Andele, andele! Yee haw, yee haw!" -Speedy Gonzales "Eins, zwo g'suffa" -almost every German "Don't try to live your life in one day" - Howard Jones "Die weisheit verfolgt mich, aber ich bin schneller" -unknown Sandeep Kumar Tripathy "No." -Castillo (Miami Vice) "Of all the street corners in Miami, Gumby had to chose mine." -Sonny Crocket (Miami Vice) "There are moments when everything turns out right. Don't let it alarm you: they pass." -Jules Renard "You can't dust vomit for fingerprints." -Michael McKean (Spinal Tap) John (Jllom "I think I'll go milk the elk." -W. C. Fields "We will walk on the land We will breath of the air We will drink from the stream We will live hold the line." -Peter Gabriel "People try to tell me that my head is screwed on wrong, and I try to remind them that I've known it all along." -Men Without Hats John H. Walker "You can blow out a candle, but you can't blow out a fire. Watch the flame begin to catch, the wind will blow it higher." -Peter Gabriel "You better run. You better hide. You better lock your house and keep the kids inside. Here comes the twentieth century's latest scam, he's half a boy and half a man." -Nick Lowe "Heck, no! Right after I graduate, I'm gonna cut the soles off my shoes, sit in a tree, and learn to play the flute." -Mudhead "Which of you, by being anxious, may add one cubit to the span of his life?" -Matthew Greg W. Wheeler "I put spot remover on my dog and now he's gone." -Steven Wright "You're all being too noisy. I'll bite your arms off." -Pat McLoughlin "Sorry." -Eugene Peppers Richard Ching-Yu Yeh "THWAP." -Jerome "Basketball has always been my thing. I like Magic, Bird, and Bernard King, and number 33, my man Kareem is the center of my starting team." -Mr. Curtis Blow ". . . it's the greatest thing since sliced bread." -Pat McLouglin BOY AND GIRL NAMED "HONORARY" SENIORS Teddy MacDonald Although not a regular student, Teddy always made his presence known. As a member of Uni's first in- tensive Japanese class, he always worked extensive- ly. Astrid was one of many foreign exchange students from Europe. She came from Holland. Her presence here was not only a good experience for her, but for those who knew her as well. Astrid Nieman Football was a popular pastime among Seniors, even though it wasn't a varsity sport. But with an arm like Sandeep's, and hands like Jamsheed's, the athletic department should consider it. "S21" SENIOR "PLAYGROUND" Since the Uni playground didn't include beaches and sandboxes, the Seniors made their own. Above right, Dan flexes his muscle as he whistles at himself. If Dan is the beach bully, will Dave pretend to be the 90 lb. weakling? Pictured here are two of this year's Senior foreign exchange students sharing their lunch with classmates. One of them, Katrine, returned to Germany only after a few weeks at Uni. SENIOR GALLUP POLL Most flirtatious Best imaginary couple #1 Best imaginary couple #2 Funniest/Most likely to get married Most likely to get a Nobel Prize Rahul and Elizabeth Most studious Greg and Carol Least studious Dave T. and Kate Best outgoing personality Andrew and Katy Best all around athlete Dan Kolo-j and Sophia Best looking Dave T. and Monique Best dressed Dan K. and Monique Funniest John W. and Sophia Worst Jokes Eric and Barbara Worst taste in music Nathan and Laura Dirtiest mind Nathan and Laura Most studious Most mischievous Andrew, Brent and Lucy Most flirtatious Jamsheed and Sheila Best imaginary couple #1 Dave T. and Barbara Best imaginary couple #2 Kevin M. and Lisa Couple most likely to get married John W. and Sophia Most optimistic Dan S. and Barbara Most pessimistic John U. and Jessica Most argumentative Kevin M. and Elizabeth Most talkative gossip Sandeep and Lisa Laziest John U. and Kate s~% Worst jokes Most talkative gossip Most optimistic Most pessimistic 213 Senior Class History 49 happy little subs arrive at Uni High. Mrs. Tibbetts has no trouble recognizing the "bad" people. Brad and Lisa F. inspect the insides of garbage cans. Subbie basketball. Mr. Butler blows our minds with Mambatu and Destructo, but hates us for our Rubik's cubes. Miss Ruesch preaches the gospel. Richard "Yay!" Mike's feet are monstrous. Cecil teaches us to ukulele. The French class pulls down their pants for Mrs. Bond: April Fools! We love Plato notes. Andrew defies Lang. Lab. They try to scare us by telling us they'll close the school, but we don't scare easy. Romantic rumors . . . David Marks talks funny. Rahul is a genius. Linda teaches Greg to dance. One down, four to go . . . We lose Peter, David M., Brad, and Steve, but we get Monique and Brent. Elizabeth goes to England. John starts his class par- ties. Lara Jones' cat comes to school more than she does. Jane is a maneater. 3-5-9 and Canasta. Dan S. becomes Jewish. We learn about sex from E.T. The swim team is off and splashing. Miss French says "okay" 137 times in one period. Everyone gets athletic. Dan Kim discovers "Jenny-Fair." Dave T. joins a band. Brent is a ladies' man. Everyone is related. Tom and Lucy get mar- ried. John and Sophia. Class trip to Great America. Two down, three to go . . . We lose Lionel, Jane, Lara, and Lisa A. We get Arthur, Nina, and Carol. Elizabeth returns. Alfredo arrives, leaves his mark, and departs. Mike's tongue turns out to be nearly as big as his feet. Lisa gets mono (doorknob?). The Police concert. Greg's Hair is born. Everyone loves Pat. Jamsheed loves M&Ms. Sheila and Jenny's New Year's Eve party. Sheila and Rahul. Katy goes Footloose. Teddy is T. Dan "Bop" Kojay. Kevin is the girls' OFFICIAL b-ball team manager. Art and Dave. Mrs. Millar. Barb likes Andrew. Andrew likes Jennifer. Jennifer likes Brent. Brent likes Kate. Kate doesn't care. Billy Joel! Miss Rickard's chem class is . . . chaos. Sheila goes Olympic, we go to Six Flags. John and Sophia. Three down, two to go- 114 We lose Demise, Sarena, Catherine V., and Brent. We get Shantha, and good ol' Lionel returns. Lunch monitors. Sheila goes ESPRIT. "Hullo." The Cubs step into the limelight, trip, and fall out of it. Teddy shaves his head. Carol moves in with Elizabeth. Lisa crashes her car. Shantha has Chaka Khan hair. Jessica watches Levis. The Dallas fan club. Elizabeth and Lionel?!?! Girls follow Eric around. Brent comes back and Andrew leaves. Brigette Wanner. Sheila and Monique are state champs. Lionel's phobia. Dr. Grube comes and goes. Mrs. Wheeler plans our lives and gives us insomnia. Sophia scores her 1000th point and is an all area player. Dan S. falls asleep in Finite Pat; does he wake up? Madonna. Debbie and Nathan or Mike S. Jonullommm. Andy and Ralph have a party. No Agora week. Mo falls in love with Remmington Steele. Katy leaves Footloose, picks up Bruce. Ted and Brent get picked up by the "obese sluts" on col- lege tour. Art and Dan Ko shoot hoops while John writes it down. Babe. Dan Kim wins Kate. Prom is an experience. John and Sophia. Four down, one to go . . . We lose Nina, Sanjuro, and Ted, but Ted stays on. Linda goes to Germany. Andrew returns from California with one eye. Radical. Nate's list: 1. Tina Turner, 2. Grace Jones, 3. Chaka Khan. Dan S. is scruffy. Lit- tle Tommy Pickett is replaced by Tom the cowboy. Kathryn joins soccer. Soccer studs make good with a 4 and 3 season. Greg wins Howdy Hop. Dan K. enjoys it. Jonny grows, Sandeep doesn't. Brent pierces his ear. Kate gets her hair cut, and cut, and cut. Kevin M. shows up at Melinda's party. The lockers turn snot brown for . . . the Grand Reunion. Dan S. works at White Hen. David J., Greg, and Dan K. and x country stars. 1-800-Farm Aid. Beach Party '85. Seniors gird for their debates. Dan S. tries to lose weight. Lucy dates a college man. College applications. The Cards step into the limelight; will they trip? Monique's steamy senior pictures. John and Sophia. Yearbook controversy. Graduation. 115 LAST WILL AND I, Monique LaMae Brown, leave to my favorite sister Michay all my love and good wishes, my good fashion sense and my clothes (figuratively speaking, of course!). To Robert my best wishes for a great senior year. To future track teams and especially to Kim C, Amanda K. and Kathleen L, I leave lots of luck and a bit of advice — when in dire need always resort to "I hate you Mike you're so mean to me!" I, Melinda Chen, leave my exceptional sight, hearing, attention span, and spaciness to those !*@!& physically gifted people, and my best wishes for a wonderful senior year to Tina Schoeneweiss and all the other (ex-) juniors. I, Michael Jacobson, will my jump shot to Colin, my feet to Peter, and my California vocabulary acquired from Ted, to Pat. I, Elizabeth Jockusch, leave my entire insect collec- tion to Kristin S. and my smirk to Robert L, who needs something to go along with his obnoxiousness, and an extra pair of underwear for the girls' swim team. I, David C. Johnson, endear to the semi-fleetfooted Colin Koteles my Waffle Racers, and to the forever confused Ugene Peppers, I leave my backpack with the hope that it will help him to organize himself. I, Carol Elder, leave a duck (or is it R.R.?) to Kristin S. and my best wishes to Robert L. I, Jonathan Faiman, leave my ability to bull — verbal- ly to Beth Rempe and John Neaderseiser and my ability to make redundant and repetitive statements to Todd Nelson. I, Sheila Findley, leave all my old tights, shampoo, Ben Gay and a lot of luck and respect to Dandi Kaplan, my ability to process one thought at a time to Rebecca Truelove, and finally, years of unspoken love to my (not so) little brother. I, Lisa Frankenberg, leave my maturity and self- control to Heather Garret, a list of all the restaurants in C-U to Todd Nelson, and a lot of respect to Lark Huang for all of her "exploits." I, Nathan F. Gardner, leave an infinitesimal of a higher order to all future Calculus classes, my ap- preciation for Tina Turner and Chaka Khan to anyone who thinks they are worthy of it, a perpetually full cup of coffee to Mrs. Wheeler and an uncensored Stern II- lustrierte to Frau Henry, and much gratitude to the entire faculty and staff at Uni High. I, Dan Kim, being the arrogant genius that I am, refuse to leave anything for the geeks of Uni high, other than my undying brotherly love for Colin Koteles. I, Lucy Kim, leave my obsession with green eyeshadow to Lark Huang, my love and best wishes to Todd Nelson and Peter Wen, and my neatness to my brother. 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