UNI HIGH 1987-1988 v^ v THIS '■ BOOK WAS DONATED /" T^QJJ) UNIVERSITY H.S. LlBKANl Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2012 with funding from University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign http://archive.org/details/ui1988univ UNIVERSITY HIGH SCHOOL URBANA, ILLINOIS We, THE CLASS OF 1988, WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS YEAR'S YEARBOOK TO We had the honor of being Mr. Stone's first Biology class at Uni when we were young and impression- able Freshman. And he, as our first Biology teacher, impressed us greatly. Mr. Stone taught us many interesting things — he exposed us to the wonders of dissecting frogs and studying micro-organisms under a microscope. He talked about taxonomy, strange diseases, and how King Phillip's Only Chil- dren's Friends Got Sloshed. He brought in cool guest speakers who talked about the birds, the bees, and protection. Some of us were privileged enough to take Mr. Stone's Chemistry class. Still others enjoyed his Advanced Biology class, which included doing fetal pig dissections and insect collecting. Mr. Stone was always willing to answer our questions, no mat- ter how difficult, embarrassing, or silly. DAVID STONE Mr. Stone took us on as a class, not only as a teacher, but as a friend. We will always remember Mr. Stone for his expert teaching, his enthusiasm, and his friend- liness. The next time Mr. Stone walks through Uni, his keys jingling and echoing down the halls, we, the class of 1988, want him to remember what a great guy he is, and how much he means to us. i; CONTENTS - EVENTS 10 ORGANIZATIONS 20 SPORTS 28 FACULTY 50 UNDERCLASSMEN 64 SENIORS 97 Chewing their cud "LIFE'S A TRIP .. . " Life offers us many routes, forks in the road, and pitstops. How does Uni fit into the trip of life? "Uni is the fuel." — Vinay Singh "Uni is the pitstop on the highway of life." — Sivan Ritz 'A large hill you must climb, before you fall down the other side." — Paul Dickinson "Uni's kind of like a railroad station with tracks coming out." — Tim Kauffman 'Uni's the place where all journeys end and all new roads begin." — Mark Neely "Uni's the acid." — Emily Osborn "A ten-hour delay on a trip to Europe." Joe Monahan "It's the part of the trip where you feel nauseous." — Andrew Chow "It's the part of the bus ride where you get a new bus driver who doesn't know how to drive." — Sueanne Kim 'I just woke up 5 minutes ago " "Uni is like getting caught in a glass sphere spinning madly throughout what seems to be an eternity, but when it stops spinning, you are too dizzy to realize how stupid you are." — Ruth Levy "It's like riding a glider on the winds of time." — Micah Yairi "An encounter with insane people." — Ellen Wheeler "It's like a buttercup." — Pari Pandharipande "Uni is a bumpy backroad." — Anonymous "It's a bend in the road where you don't know what's ahead of you." — Nina Wickens ORIENTATION PICNIC The Orientation Picnic was conveniently located at Cenntennial Park Thanks to the honorable Student Council, everyone had a wonderful time Good food was in abundance Good sportsmanship was dis- played in games of soccer, basketball, 12 football, baseball, frisbee, and quarters The weath- er did not even attempt to ruin the party The sky was blue, the sun was shining, and the air was humid. All in all, everyone had a jolly good time. Wouldn't you be afraid to meet these guys in a dark alley? 13 The dances this year were in- credible myriads of movement and sound. The floor heaved with the weights of gyrating movers and shakers. The walls pulsated with the throbbing of the music. We were able to celebrate nu- merous joyous occasions at these gala affairs, such as Hal- loween, Thanksgiving, and the coming of Winter. FALL PLAYS The plays this year were poignant in the subtle social commentary they displayed. The Lottery and The American Dream were made possible through the work of the faithful cast, crew and the director, Laura Reneau. The Lottery was based on a short story by Shirley Jackson. The cast managed to pull off the brutal theme quite well. As for The American Dream, the small cast managed to captivate the au- dience with their excellent acting. The two productions were a shining success. 9l » IVim WuBsp " " j * ' -\A B JWW*> v ^^^^t ^ ^ Ik (Pictured lop to bottom, left to right) John Neaderheiser, Paul Debevec, Paul Marty, Arne Gullerud, Chris Davis. Youngmoo Kim, Emily Robin Abbott, Ben Klemens, Amanda Young, Kelly Wieme, Sonja Moser, Hugo Soskin. Theo Francis, Debbie Katzenellenbogen, Beth Rempe, Holly Stephens, Karen Lamb, Suiata Bhattacharyya and Stephie Kovacs 16 D R E A M (Pictured clockwise): Aaron Loeb, Robin Morgan, Edna Friedberg, Andrea Leap, and Jimmy Lynge. 17 p A R T Y X-MAS We celebrated the end of school and the begin- ning of winter break at the annual Surprise Par- ty. Thanks to the music provided by the madri- gals, the skits from the teachers, and the Seni- ors' controversial presents, we were able to joyfully welcome the coming Holidays and the New Year. Dunk it, Pat! The Seniors show their due respect to the Uni P E. Department. 19 ORGANIZATIONS 20 L 21 Y E A R B O O K G A R G O Y L E This year, the year- book staff worked in Jennifer Van Duzen's new Jour- nalism class and frequently outside of it where the tra- dition of late night meetings was con- tinued with the help of experi- enced members. Rookie editors, An- drew Chow and Nina Wickens, dil- ligently spent much time making this yearbook. Hope you enjoy it! Boosted by a staff four times as big as last year's, Gar- goyle emphasized journalistic quali- ties and increased production. In addi- tion, Gargoyle new style won numer- ous praises from faculty. Guided by Ms. Van Duzen and co-editors, Bill Ba- ker and John Neaderhiser, it had a very successful year. Pictured Andrew C . Mark P., Fritz B . Rebecca J . Paul D . Bill B . Kanchan B . Mark C . Robert B , Bill E , Peter W , Meg M , Mira M , Ken B., Rachel G . Carolyn B ., Amy E , Amelie E . Lynne P., Michay B , Sueanne K , Tamar S., Dolly B , Sarah M , Andrea L , John N , Nina W , Dan J , Chanhsavat S ., Will C, Joanna B.. Chrissy C , and Ms Van Duzen Not pictured Sarah B , Sarah G , Emily O , Micah Y . Marsha M 22 Pictured lett to right Dolly Baneriee, Andrea Leap, Sarah Miller, Mark Paci, Meg Mericke, Micah Yair, Marsha Manning, Joanna Burton, Dan Jacobson, Mark Cahill, Aaron Stigberg. Ben Murphy, Will Capel, Bill Eisenstein, Bill Baker. John Neaderhiser, Jennifer Van Duzen (Adviser), Paul Debevec, Carolyn Burr, and Emily Osborn Not Pictured Ken Browntield and Debbie Katzenellenbogen. EXECUTIVE STUDENT V COUNCIL This year, the Executive Student Council, with president Bill Baker, vice president Pari Pandharipande, and secretary Gaeron McClure, cat- ered to the desires of the students. Thanks to them, we enjoyed many programs such as picnics, dances, and even this here yearbook. SFAC The Student Faculty Advisory Commit- tee, met once a week to discuss prob- lems present in the school. In this way, student and faculty representatives could voice their opinions about var- ious issues. (Pictured top to bottom, left to right): Russell Ames, Amy Par- ker, Michay Brown, Sally Walker, David Stone, Tasha van Es, and Kanchan Bhowmik. AGORA DAYS This year's Agora Days Committee was led by Beth Rempe. The committee and the sponsor, Mrs. Baker, worked long and hard to produce a four day Agora "Week" which turned out to be quite successful. Hopefully, due to the efforts of the committee, Agora Days will return to its original five day Schedule. (Pictured top to bottom, left to right): Kelly Wieme, Kathy Szoke, Juliette Dade, Carolyn Burr, Caroline Kim, Rachel Gushee. Bill Baker, Beth Rempe, Shannon Flood, Angie Lee, and Mrs Baker Not pictured Robert Brewer, Sarah Bright, and Andrew Chow. 23 CHORUS Mixed Chorus gave many performances including the Winter and Spring Concerts. They alSO Went On a tOUr. Pictured Andrew Phillips. Lisa Mabry, Stefan Medina, Jeff Stillman. Bonnie Stephens, Jan Domhoff, Sarah Crawford, Arne Gullerud, Chris Davis, Steve Norton, Amy Eades, Lynne Peck. Allison Wickens, Maryka Trent, Kie Ross, Rebecca Jockusch, Naomi Parkhurst, Jimm Lynge, Debbie Katzenel lenbogen, Andy Poland, Paul Marty, Youngmoo Kim, Richard Murphy (teacher), Avi Porton, Nick Rinehart, Marianne Csizmadia, Rachel Gushee, Suzanne Henson, Bngitte Vonderheyden, Heather Garrett, Kristin Knaus, Juliette Dade, Caroline Kim, Leah Reingold. Mary K Mullally, Shannon Flood. Seetha Monrad. Beth Rempe, Kathy Szoke, Mindy Foland, Isobel-Mane Stasheff, Joyce Lee, Katy Steigmann, Arah Fogel, Angie Lee, Andrea Jackson, Tasha van Es, Swan Ritz, Manja Dubrick, Stephanie Alsberg, Karen Lamb, Mimi Marty, Susan Wieck owska, Anne McKinney, Yamini Bhagwat, Ruth Levy, Stephie Kovacs, Robin Morgan, Hugo Soskin, Jennifer Imig, Shira Wactel, Emily Kerlin. and Sergio Puig ORCHESTRA Uni's orchestra was in- strumental in the musical education of Uni stu- dents. Filled with prodo- gies, the orchestra re- sounded in a symphony of sound. Music lovers came to hear these amazing musicians in concert. Mr. Murphy di- rected the orchestra. (Pictured top to bottom, left to right): Allison Hightshoe, Andrew Cardman, Tony Kim, Youngmoo Kim, Alexandra Newman, Renxin Xia, Kie Ross, Sarah Miller, Dolly Banerjee, Sarah Crawford, Angela Tsay, Michay Brown, Rebecca Jockusch, Sarah Bright, Rachel Gushee, Peter Norby, Nate Ste- vens, Steve Thorn, Hugo Soskin, and Emily Robin-Abbott Not pic- tured: Beth Han, Marianne Csizmadia, and Jennifer Imig. r H?i^ M A D R I G A L The Uni Madrigals be- came minor celebrities in the Champaign-Urbana area, singing at the Win- ter concert and even ap- pearing on Channel 17 during the Christmas season. Mr. Murphy, their sponsor, guided them to promising sing- ing Careers. Pictured top to bot- tom, left to right Steve Norton, Arne Gul- lerud, Chris Davis. Youngmoo Kim, Jimm Lynge, Paul Marty, Hugo Soskin, Mari- anne Csizmadia, Rachel Gushee, Beth Rempe, Stephie Kovacs, Juliette Dade, Sarah Crawford, Rebecca Jockusch, Kie Ross, Caroline Kim ■ GERMAN fl CLUB "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" Yes? Well that's exactly what they did in Ger- man Club. Under the leadership of Frau Henry and Frau Bernhard stu- dents were able to learn more about Germany. (Pictured top to bottom, left to right): Chris Turner. Beth Rempe, Amelie Eschenbach, Sarah Miller, Frau Bernhard, Kathy Szoke, Anne Volk, Christie Curran. Juliette Dade, Neena Tripathy, Alex Johnston, Guy Klemens, Frau Henry, TzeJohn Tang, Dana Wagner, and Peter Norby LATIN CLUB Latin club expanded this year as subs joined. With funding from a lasagna sale in Novem- ber, Bernie Norcott and the La- tinists planned a hilarious Ro- man Comedy. In their meetings, they discussed im- plications and intricacies of Roman Society. (Pictured top to bot- tom, left to right): Leah Reingold, Sivan Ritz, Hugo Soskin, Ben Klemens, Susan Wieck- owska, Kevin Prior, Anne McKinney, Ellen Wheeler, Carolyn Burr, Kie Ross, Lulu Kurman, David Gerlach, Dave Das, and Bernie Norcott. CHINESE CLUB ^uth Levy and Amy Eades were the oresidents of Chinese Club. Mem- oers broke down the Great Wall di- viding the two cultures by listening to lectures and eating Chinese CUi- Sine. (Pictured top to bottom, left to right): Chad 3rmkley, Aaron Heumann, Chris Nicholas, Audrey A/ells. Linda Sweeny, Tan Toppe, Christie Curran, Ted Weinbaum, Ruth Levy, Amy Eades, Seetha vlonrad, Michay Brown, Mojgone Azemun, Loretta 3endville, Shannon Flood, Mira Millar, Stephie J ^ 1 Place 1st 2nd 9th 3rd 1st 4th 1st 6th 1st 4th 2nd 6th '1 GIRLS VARSITY UNI GAME OPPONENT 38 Bement 34 32 Oakland 11 49 Tri-Valley 16 27 Chrisman 43 21 Cissna Park 49 24 Melvin-Sibley 42 50 Saybrook 39 38 Shiloh ^| 66 33 ABL 50 51 Oakland 26 47 Buckley-Loda 50 47 Saybrook 36 37 Normal U-High 39 31 42 ABL Tri-Valley JE 45 Buckley-Loda 47 38 Heyworth 23 37 Paris 53 35 Armstrong 40 40 Rossville-Alvin . 38 32 Fisher 35 26 Oakwood 48 X UlhLb bVV MEET IMMIIMU PLACE Champaign Central 2nd Danville 1st Kanakakee Invitational k* «es 3rd Bloomington Invitational <^D 6th Danville -.M 2nd Olympia (Stanford) * * J st Champaign Centennial __ 2nd Springfield 2nd 1st Peoria Spalding rt ^ ^u^ -*v ■n :•••. ;iJ V 'What!? Then where am I supposed to be 49 runninn?" FACULTY =1 — 1 » f « 2w^F^ U -fc T^sr^f ii n 1Mb in g ■ i" J^ im 50 ^ y 51 Jennifer Van Duzen led the Freshmen to new heights in English and guided Uni's aspiring Journalists. Rosemary Laughlin went beyond the pale to teach English to Juniors and half of the Subs. Audrey Wells, head of the English Department, taught Subbies English and Seniors how to be Social Ad- vocates. Adele Mazurek-Suslick taught Creative Writing and turned her Senior English students into Greek heroes. 1 Amy Baker, the stage six thinker, boggled Sophomore mind" with the universal ideas of Kohlberg 52 SOCIAL STUDIES (t. S Joanne Wheeler gave Juniors the opportunity to learn about glorious USA and taught Freshmen about Europe. A Chris Butler caused the rise and fall ot civilization on earth in Sub, Freshmen, and Sophomore History. 3arbara Wysocki, head of Social Studies, taught Ge- ography to Sophomores and Subs, and Social Advo- cacy 53 54 Mrs Jockusch taught Algebra 11/ Trigonometry and Junior Calculus One of the many new teachers at Uni. Steve Epperson, taught Algebra I and Geometry Although he wouldn t reveal how to make TNT, _. . . _. . . _ . n , , . . . _. . . . , p. . . s , . . . „. ... ' David Stone tauqht Biology to the Freshmen and made Advanced Biology students cut David Berqandine tauqht Chemistry and Advanced . * ■ ■ Chemistry open fetal pigs. ^^""fe ^p * ^^ 1 ■ 1 k // Pat Morris taught Subbies the art of Science by making them test various products such as trashbags Alan Smith, the new physics teacher, kept on asking us "What does it do 7 " 55 F L A R N E G 1 U G A N G Severme Arlabosse taught French (the language of love) I, II. and IV Carol Bond, played games with her class, taught French III and headed the Foreign Language department 1,1 7 ' J ,. ; h 0% f!t> V V. * + Frau Henry taught German I, II, and III (mem Gott!) Marcia Bernhard taught German IV, Language Lab, and gave us Tootsie Pops Gera Millar taught the Russian IV class and loved her Russian III class 56 Constance Curtin couldn't stop feeding us tea and cookies during Russian I and II. Bernard Norcott brought life to the dead language of Latin in all of the Latin classes. Natsumi Watanabe taught Japanese and how to avoid being rude FINE ARTS Pat Tiacy, another newcomer, taught the subbies how to integrate art into the arts. Rick Murphy taught Orchestra, Madrigals, Chorus, and Music Theory. ^3 Anna Kindler decorated the third floor with her Laura Reneau achieved The American Dream by winning The Lottery and Advanced Art students' drawings. taught Drama 57 PHYSICAL || i EDUCATION Tom Scott was the soccer and basketball coach, taught Driver's Ed., and even Once again, Sally Walker ran the P.E. department and found time to teach P.E. coached the awesome girls' varsity basketball team. Bonnie Neaville ran the X-country and track teams to new heights and taught P.E. 58 Al was a "Ledgin" in his own time while he coached swimming and taught sports in P.E. I 1 1 \'Y LIBRARIANS Renee Hough put all our books back on the shelves and told us we shoud be quieter. Susan Diehl was the Graduate Library Assistant and also told us to be quiet. Peter Kimble took a byte out of computer ignorance by teaching Computer Science. < t 3*9^ % mM M i Bk* &^ - mm /m ■k ^^^ John Turner managed, somehow, to keep the school clean. 59 ADMINISTRATION Whenever he wasn't getting Big Bird tapes for his daughter, Joel Crames helped direct the Cathy Eads filled the position of Director's secretary and did large amounts of school . _ paperwork 1*^- Barbara Gutowsky kept the alumni in touch with good Carol Mathews typed for the teachers ol' Uni Even though she wouldn't ride her motorcycle to school, June Mank kept the books and showed students the way to the first aid kit Barb Aschenbrenner made sure we didn't skip too many classes This year, Russell Ames, the director, competently directed the school and recruited many new so that the school could get lots of money from the state students 60 COUNSELING « \ Jeff Smith counseled everyone one who needed it (he was very j oa n Levy advised Juniors and Seniors regarding what college to attend busy). Sandra Schafer was the counseling office's secretary who typed all the notes that were on our lockers. Liz Wagner also acted as a counselor and led the incredibly sexy cheerleaders. 61 62 "I am the Walrus Goo-goo-ga-joo!' 63 UNDERCLASSMEN - • -T University High School m saaiE3 » SIS 64 65 s u B F R E S H M E N The Subbies this year were awed by the strangeness of Uni, but they soon adapted, becoming yet anoth- er obnoxious (just joking) class num- bering 54. The Subbies were led by (left to right) Corey Hochman (Representative), Loretta Gendville (President), and Hosun Hwang (Secretary /Treasurer). Evan Chen Peter Chou Christie Curran Dave Das Patti Fillenworth Arah Fogel Mindy Foland Tom Follain 66 Brian Frizzell Loretta Gendville Bahareh Harandi Tina Herakovich Corey Hochman Hosun Hwang Eman Jassim Jennifer Kang Brad Kibler Ben Klemens Joyce Lee Cynthia Liebovich Melinda Minear Mark Mohr Anna Neatrour Kimberly Nelson Amy Parker Eric Phillips Chad Richardson Andrea Peck Anna Pervukhin Tristan Scholze Jeff Schomer 67 Tari Toppe Jon Tsai Chris Turner Heidi van Es Anne Volk Dana Wagner David Watanabe Amy Wen 68 Adam Wengert Jason Wolf Jane Zhang 69 WKM Don't hurt me. 70 Two subs and a Sophomore F R E S H M E N Brendan De Temple The Freshmen, up from the depths of Subbie-dom, had the nerve (some say the gall) to go into the lounge. They raised lots of money and pro- vided Uni with many dances and parties. The class officers were (left to right) Stephanie Alsberg (Secretary), Andrea Jackson (President), and Da- vid Gerlach (Representative). Marija Dubrick Derek Flynn David Gerlach Zlvar Baker Ben Goldsteen 71 72 Sang Hwang Robin Mittenthal Bridget O'Conner Renxin Xia 73 74 Contemplation The smallest freshman at Georgetown She's right off of Seventeen 'Mom, will you excuse me from P.E .?' s o p H M R E S The Sophomores were more than eager to sponsor many dances, and after many planned fund raisers, the Sophmores managed to escalate the num- bers on their bank ac- count. This class was led by Hugo Soskin (Secretary), Ellen Wheeler (President), and Jeff Hendrickson (Representative). 76 Ana Fradkin Theo Francis Jeff Hendrickson 000 m H[I] n Due to an error in print- ing, the names above do not match the appropriate photographs. The cor- rections appear here. 1. Sonja Moser 2. Patty Mullally 3. Ben Murphy 4. Doug Jolly 5. Bobby Jamison 6. Robert Johnson 7. Alex Johnston 8. Andrea Leap 9. Caroline Kim 10. Guy Klemens 11. Ellen Knight 12. Sarah Miller 13. Angie Lee 14. Troy Lozar 15. Marsha Magnus 77 Alec Reisner 78 There's something about today's Aqua Velva man. Fabio Gratton Little Orphan Ellen 79 80 'Feels so good JUNIORS The Junior class went on a money making frenzy in order to sponsor prom. They spent many hours pacing happily as exam Procters and as cooks for bake sales. In addition, they also had a very heavy course load. The class officers were Mark Neely (Representative), Lynne Peck (President), and Sarah Crawford (Secretary /Treasurer). Michael Armstrong Yamini Bhagwat Paul Marty Kalpana Matur Stefan Medina John Meyers 82 Alexandra Newman Milton Otto Lynne Peck Leah Reingold "Back, you beast!" 84 85 Life on the edge 86 87 Garbage pail kids Friends forever 88 89 ^r 1 4 1 s r/-d^7 r " ' 1 **ci*v » 90 * ■M^H 6a- J The sticker says it all. / m./ ~ w - Pepsi high 92 ;** fe£ *&■ &J^ * '■" ' • She's got legs What's wrong with this picture? 'Don't push that button!' 95 SENIOR VISITORS This year the Seniors had four for- eign students join them from West Germany, Austria, and France. They contributed to Uni's uniqueness with their own individuality and na- tive customs. Although Uni does not accept "official" seniors, we con- sider these friends to be part of the Senior class, in spirit if not in ac- tuality. 've told you for the 100th time: I didn't dye my hair 96 Ricky Risky Business in the Renaissance ► . ~ wsgji W fcE^^^V' — ^■a^o-^a "I ate more than you did!" Bele sees the light. GQ dude 993 SENIORS The Untouchables II ? 996 A 'You wouldn't want a kleenex, would you William Beecher Baker "This is not the same world I was born in." — Bob Davis "You're not a dancer unless you're dancing." — Merce Cunningham "To be conscious that you are ignorant of the facts is a great step to knowledge." — Benjamin Disraeli "May you live in interesting times." — Chinese Curse Kanchan Bhowmik "Ignorance doesn't kill you, but it makes you sweat a lot." — Haitian Proverb "Never run into a gloopy pit." — Jeffrey Stillman "When you reach the bottom line, the only thing to do is to climb. So pick yourself up off the floor, don't know what you're waiting for." — Big Audio Dynamite "Oh my!" — Peter Wen "Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can." — Danny Kaye Robert Stephen Brewer "I'm Mike D. and I get respect, Your cash and jewels are what I expect." — Mike D. "We apologize for the inconvenience." — Douglas Adams "That's like hunting for squirrels with nuclear weapons." — Pat 97 Sarah Joanne Bright To Katie — "Since earth was first created, since time began to fly No friends were e'er so mated so firm as Jones and I. Since primal man was fashioned to people ice and stones, No pair, I ween, had ever been such chums as I and Jones." — P.G. Wadehouse "While there is time, let's go out and feel everything. If you hold me, I will let you into my dream. For time is a river rolling into nowhere. We must live while we can, and we'll drink our cup of laughter." — Steve Winwood Kenneth R. Brownfield "I'm only a certain amount of stupid." — Pat "It's like totally funkin' me out the door, man: it's like, whoa!" — John Neaderhiser "Yes! Oh, that was good!" — Mary K. "Rain keeps running down the window pane Time is running out for you." — Genesis "Only the Pope can stick his finger up my shoe." — Mary K. Andrew Eugene Chow "The end justifies the means." — Machiavelli "Time is money." — Unknown "I'm a little too wasted for deep thinking at the moment." — Red Storm Rising by Tom Clancy "Regarding making corrections . . . We usually let it slide." — Bill Plante ?n2«IiV?: 98 Marianne Csizmadia "This is a bit like going off with the family to the seaside. You have to be sure to have a wee, first." — Bill Wyman, before a Rolling Stone concert "Hope comes up to tell me we'll meet again thousand miles and a thousand days away on some sunny shore hope's been known to lie but fate — she's always pure but fate, too don't talk as much." — Jason Paul E. Debevec "A man has three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money." — Benjamin Franklin "Why are we on the air?" — David Letterman "The floggings shall continue until morale improves." — Unknown "Don't get mad at me; I'm a nasty person." — Mrs. Wheeler "Why aren't you working on my game?" — Mr. Butler "You can't take three from two / two is less than three / so you look at the four in the tens place." — Tom Lehrer Jeffrey Joseph Denen 'Yo E! Yo E! You got help! — I don't NEED no help!" — Crew E 'You've got two eyes, a nose, and a mouth ..." — Joel 'Somebody wake Jeff up." — Pat UNIVERSITY H.S. UBRARV Paul Motley Dickinson "Never let anything mechanical know that you are in a hurry." — K. Brownfeld "There are hundreds of educational institutions — insane and inebriate asylums — and very many reformatories throughout the world where the billiard table is looked upon as an indispensable adjunct." — R. Byrne "Success is not a matter of chance, it is a matter of choice." — J.D. Barnett ^^^^^^Eritf^ ^J^lH D£l ^H ' ~ ' Amelia Phoebe Eades (Herm) "Imagination is more important than knowledge." — Albert Einstein "When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." — Mae West "Sorry, we orientals are easily amused." — Alice Liu Shonnon Noelle Barry Flood "The highway of life is actually a privately owned toll road." — Audrey Wells "Go ahead and go it. It's much easier to apologize than get permission." — Anonymous "We're going to war next week." — Mrs. Wheeler "The mask we choose to wear often tells a good deal about the face beneath it." — Ron Goulard 100 Rachel Hardenbrook Gushee "Friendship is like money, easier made than kept." — Anonymous "Strange how the world got so small ... I turned around and there was nowhere to go ..." — Joe Jackson "Hey, Gush! How's Lar?" — Mr. Murphy "Living on a thin line . . . tell me now, what are we supposed to do?" — The Kinks Sarah La Barre Gushee "March 5, 1984: After several months, I now feel that these strange litte rodents have finally accepted me as one of their own." — Bride of the Far Side by Gary Larson "There were also three red bugs, who were cousins of the blue bugs. They lived nearby, inside a blue bottle, which made them an interesting violet colour when they were at home." — The Bug Book by Edward Gorey "But anyway ..." — Mira and I Mary S. Harkness "As the old man walked down the beach at dawn, he noticed a young man ahead of him picking up starfish and flinging them into the sea. Finally catching up with the youth, he asked him why he was doing this. The answer was that the stranded starfish would die if left until the morning sun. 'But the beach goes on for miles and there are millions of starfish,' countered the other. 'How can your effort make any difference?' The young man looked at the starfish in his hand and then threw it to safety in the waves. 'It makes a difference to this one,' he said." — Anonymous 101 Suzanne Henson "I'll tell you everything I've learned, and love is all . . . he said." — Cat Stevens "Ich weiss wie es ist, und ich weiss wie es sein soil. Warum fragst Du mich wieso ich traurig bin." — Anonymous "Jason, Jason, Jason!" — Marianne "Let's go to bed." — The Cure Karl Hess "Always believe ..." — Anonymous "Kaaaaahl" — T-Bone "I think it is a sexually transmitted disease and therefore I'm in no real danger." — Robin Mittenthal Aaron Simeon Heumann "Look guys, I'm not stupid, two plus three is . . . oh." — Micah Y. "That's coolness!" — Micah (my little brother) "We're only watching the skies hoping for the best but expecting the worst. Are you going to drop the bomb or not??????" — Alphaville Daniel Benjamin Jacobson "Mrs. Jacobson, you gotta help me. None of the girls go out with me, cus they say I'm like a brother to them." — T-Bone Jones, discussing his problems with my mom "Daniel, you need to comb yo legs." — My little brother, Dovi "He's the fellow to please, never mind all the rest, for he's with you clear to the end; and you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test, if the man in the glass is your friend." — Anonymous, from "The Man in the Mirror" "I can be your best friend or your worst enemy." — Coach Scott Rebecca Ann Jockusch "Studying becomes a kind of praying to God." — Mrs. Wheeler "If Mr. Reagan knew as much as you're gonna know by the end of this unit we'd all be a lot better off." — Mrs. Wheeler "Imagine a degenerate isoscoles triangle lying in the bottom of the gutter with a bottle of wine ..." — Mr. Pat "I give short and brief explanations to everything." — Micah Dandi Kaplan "I've been talking to the wall and it's been answering me, Oh darling how I miss you, I'm just a mere shadow of my former self — this mess — against the silhouette of your kiss." — Elvis Costello "No money in our pockets, and our jeans are torn, your hands are cold, but your lips are warm." — Dire Straits "I try to love, but it comes out wrong. I want to live, but I don't belong. I close my eyes and see blood and roses." — Smithereens Timothy James Kauffman "An eye for an eye will only make the world go blind." — Gandhi "Clocks go slow in a place of work Minutes drag and the hours jerk." — The Clash "Take this heart, Break this heart, Wrap it up and let me sleep." — Midnight Oil "Who killed Bambi?" — Sex Pistols Morion Knight "Will the metalheads finally learn something or will the punks lose their education?" — DK "Run to the bedroom, in the suitcase on the left you'll find my favourite axe, don't look so frightened this is just a passing phase, one of my bad days." — Pink Floyd "One dimensional people with one dimensional minds." — Marc Sylvio Renote Knust "I see that I've brushed my teeth with 'Preparation H'." — Opus "When the night has come / And the land is dark / And the moon is the only light we'll see I won't be afraid / Just as long as you stand by me." — The Drifters "When life kicks you in the tush, it's best to just stop and soak it." — Binkley "What the 'eck! Off with everybody's 'ead." — Berke Breathed "Thanks for your support." — Bartles and James 104 iBii^^^HMHl r li Wm\*s*J li'^lSk ii i! !fe- m I i**,* M Mi * ** ; % 1 i « * £ li fc * ■£ ii^ J II m* V«n\f .»*i Colin J. Koteles "Many dreams come true, And some have silver linings. I live for my dream, And a pocket full of gold." — Robert Plant "Sometimes you just have to say, 'What the . . . '" — Risky Business "I'm in a state of destruction, I think I'm going mad. All I know is wrong from right, But I don't know good from bad." — I.S. "Social!" — Mexicalli Melino Claire Larson "I may be a despicable person, but when Truth speaks through me I am invincible." — Mahatma Gandhi "There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money either." — Robert Graves "I don't want perfection. I am not a typist!" — Vladimir Horowitz "Even if God existed, it would be necessary to abolish him." — Michael Bokunin "Theory is good, but it doesn't prevent things from existing." — Unknown Lisa Mabry "They say there's heaven for those who wait, Some say it's better, I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners, Than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun. And only the good die young." — Billy Joel "Sometimes you want to go where everyone knows your name." — theme song of Cheers "Why worry? There should be laughter after pain. There should be sunshine after rain. These things have always been the same. So why worry now?" — Dire Straits "And someday we'll find, These are the best of times." — Styx 105 Goeron McClure 'He's dead, Jim!" — Dr. McCoy 'Communism sucks." — John Neaderhiser 'Oh, (expletive deleted)!" — Various people on various occasions 'Put a lid on it, Gaeron." — Tom Scott Meg Miericke "Don't give up — you still have friends." — Peter Gabriel "I know what I know I say what I say We came and we go It's a dream that I keep In the back of my head." — Paul Simon "I was walking down the street When I thought I heard a voice say, 'Hey, ain't we walking down this street Together on the very same day?" I said, "Hey Senorita, that's astute," I said. "Why don't we get together and call ourselves an institute?" — Paul Simon Miro Gail Millar "Sail on silver girl, sail on by. Your time has come to shine. All your dreams are on their way. See how they shine. Oh, if you need a friend, I'm sailing right behind. Like a bridge over troubled water I will ease your mind." — Paul Simon "I would not leave you in times of trouble, we never could have come this far, I'll take the good times, I'll take the bad times, I'll take you just the way you are." — Billy Joel "All of the buildings, all of those cars, were once just a dream in somebody's head." — Peter Gabriel Laurel Erin Mittenthal "No man is an Hand, intire of it selfe, Every man is a peece of the Continent, a part of the maine; as well as if a Promonotone were, as well as if a Mannor of thy friends of thine owne were . . . and therefor never send to know for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee." — John Donne "Well, geez, I don't know!" — Mary Harkness "Another suburban morning / Grandmother screaming at the wall / We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies / We can't hear anything at all." — The Police Seetho Ursula Monrad "But when you talk about destruction Don't you know that you can count me out? Cuz you know it's gonna be alright." — John Lennon "I'm Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed." — Arsenic and Old Lace "I'm dancing and I can't be bothered now ..." — Fred Astaire "I stayed up the latest I ever have this school year ... I went to bed at eleven." — Shannon Flood, Junior year "You're a wonderful person a credit to your species . . . whatever it may be." — Pat to Amy Mary Katherine Mullally (Mary K.) "Wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows. We must pursue peaceful ends through peaceful means." — Martin Luther King "As long as there's moonlight and magic and love and romance — Let's face the music and dance!" — Fred Astaire "A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction." — Leo Tolstoy "I can't help thinking/ again and again/ that the hand of a stranger/ beats the same as a friend." — Hands Across America I ■^^ \m 1 1 John Robert Neoderhiser "Compared to war, all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance." — General George S. Patton "We have an old saying in America: 'Get out!'" — Hawkeye Pierce "The cook? You mean the man who made 'food' a four-letter word?" — B.J. Honeycut "Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad." — Spock "Communism sucks." — J.R.N. Todd Nelson Robert "So if you want to be happy just change your mind.' M. Pirsig "Quit talking and start chalking." — 8-Ball Deluxe "I am often told I have a light footstep." — Dracula "You're young. You got you're health. What do you want a job for?" — Raising Arizona "No one ever travels so high as he who knows not where he's going" — Oliver Cromwell Christopher Deon Nicholos "I have two small questions" — Micah "It's sorta like hunting chipmunks with nuclear weapons ..." — Pat "I feel like death on a soda cracker." — Col. Henry Blake "The sun had just set, as she put her head up out of the sea, but the clouds had still a gleam of rose and gold; and up in the pale pink sky the evening star shone clear and beautiful." — Hans Christian Anderson "Lead me westward, White Eagle of the Moon, Oh lead me on silvery rays of the Moon — Westward I long to fly." — The White Stag by Kate Seredy 108 ^^^^^^^H i n i i ■ ^B w\ «ii iTiT^ \ . Stephen Franklin Norton "To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a computer." — Unknown "We know the prodigality of nature. How many acorns are scattered for one that grows to an oak? And need she be more careful of her stars than of her acorns?" — A.S. Eddington "The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood." — George Bernard Shaw Emily Lynn Osborn "If you have one, you are one." — Rebecca Swarr "La lune est tres jolie, n'est-ce pas?" — Me "Safety before comfort is always a mistake." — Anne-Marie "You've ruined my only undershirt!" — Colin Koteles "Bonus!" — Gayle Cooper D&E:IMUTY SNT \ Mark Angelo Poci "Man I got a jacket make yours look like Scooby Doo jacket." — T-bone "It's just a practical joke, a mean practical joke." — Nick "When I'm drunk, I'm a madman." — The Catcher in the Rye by Holden Caulfield "I was on the inside when they tore the four walls down, I was looking through the window I was lost, I am found." — U2 "Hold my life, Until I'm ready to use it, Hold my life, Because I just might lose it." — The Replacements 109 Naomi Parkhurst "A voice said, look me in the stars, And tell me truly, men of earth, If all the soul-and-body scars, Were not too much to pay for birth." — Robert Frost "We dance round in a ring and suppose, But the secret sits in the middle and knows." — Ibid "Where am I going? I don't quite know. What does it matter where people go? Down to the wood where the blue-bells grow — Anywhere, anywhere. I don't know." — A. A. Milne Beth Anne Rempe "If you want sense, you'll have to make it yourself." — The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster "Anyone who has never been afraid of a pacifist has never met up with one in a dark alley." — Unknown "And the battle's just begun / There's many lost, but tell me who has won? / The trench is dug within our hearts / and mother, children, brothers, sisters torn apart." — U2 Nicholas Whitsitt Rinehart "Dude." — Kanchan "Oh yeah, well, uh . . . your mom." — Me "I wish we'd wake up one day — an' everyone feel moved But we're caught up in the dailies and an ever changing mood." — The Style Council "The ones who love us the least Are the ones we'll die to please." — The Replacements "That's all I'd do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be." — The Catcher in the Rye Matthew Wesley Seitz "Because I can run faster than I can slower." — Emily Osborn "Do not follow where the path may lead Go instead, where there is no path and leave a trail." — Anonymous Jeff Stillmon "Oh Dave, Dave, do you have any A1 sauce?" — Chris Eliot, as the man beneath the stairs having a barbeque on Late Night with David Letterman "Watch this." — A Nightmare on Elm Street "God must be dead if you're alive Blow it out your *ss, Jerry Falwell." — Dead Kennedy's "Relax, my dad's a t.v. repairman; he's got this ULTIMATE set of tools. I can fix it." — Fast Times at Ridgemont High Katherine Claire Szoke (Kathy) "They said, 'You have a blue guitar You do not play things as they are?" The man replied, "Things as they are Are changed upon the blue guitar." — Wallace Stevens "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye." — Antoine de Saint-Exupery "Time it was, and what a time it was / It was a time of innocence / A time of confidences / Long ago it must be / I have a photograph / Preserve your memories / They're all that's left you." — Simon and Garfunkel "Considering Mrs. W.'s anti-American antics, I don't know how your views could improve. Then again, logic may prevail, and you will join the GOP." — John Cochrane " HP^ _^MX ' i^ / ^y '$ jmk BJ BBf '■ 1 'sBP^ ~" M ' xfl t /JjFv ^^B&' ' j m '- rnf'-^ ^k I rfwL if i \ V H ¥ 1 1 9 1 "^B Peter Chi-Tzong Wen "Round and round and round we go, where we stop we'll never know." — Bugs Bunny "These memories are the memorials and pledges of the vital hours of a lifetime." — Brideshead Revisited "Stop it! Shut up! Or I'll hurt you!" — The Indian Nino Kothryn Wickens "I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert, But I can look and breathe and see the sun in wintertime." — Big Country "He was mastered by the sheer surging of life, expressing itself in movement, flying exaltantly under the stars and over the face of dead matter that did not move." — Call of the Wild by Jack London "I want to feel sunlight on my face I see the dustcloud disappear without a trace." — U2 Micoh Yoiri "The only stupid question is the one that isn't asked." — Unknown "Smile, and the world becomes a happier place." — Unknown "When you know the notes to sing, you can sing most anything. — The Sound of Music "In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit." — J.R.R. Tolkien 112 Amanda Young "You know it's so much colder now than it's ever been before I never ever seem to hear you laughin' now Come and sit beside me here and watch the fire go down and dream of days and nights when we were young." — The Shop Assistants "Swallow all your tears my love and put on your new face. You can't ever win or lose if you don't run the race." — Psychedelic Furs "You come from far away with pictures in your eyes ..." — Suzanne Vega 113 Correction : captions should read (I to r): Mary K., Sarah B., Naomi. — > Correction : captions should read (I tor): Mary, Matt, Amanda. 114 Amanda Mary Correction : row 4 should read (I to r): John, Melina, Beth, Meg. Rachel and Sarah Emily Shannon 1-15 116 c orrection : captions should read (I tor): Paul Debevec, Ken. Paul Debevec SENIOR POLL Most Flirtatious Best Dressed Funniest ______^_ Best Looking Laziest Jeff Denen and Marion Knight Funniest John Neaderhiser and Beth Rempe Worst Jokes Paul Debevec and Meg Miericke Best Dressed Mark Paci and Emily Osborn Best Looking Dan Jacobson and Marianne Csizmadia Best Imaginary Couple Colin Koteles and Meg Miericke Most Optimistic Dan Jacobson and Beth Rempe Most Pessimistic Aaron Heumann and Mira Millar Nicest Dan Jacobson and Beth Rempe Loudest Mark Paci and Amy Eades Most Studious Aaron Heumann and Rebecca Jockusch Most Flirtatious Kanchan Bhowmik and Mary K. Mullally Best Athlete Karl Hess and Sylvia Knust Wildest Colin Koteles and Emily Osborn Best Imaginary Couple 117 CLASS HISTORY SUBBIE YEAR: We enter Uni as innocent, little subbies, and we are awed by the huge upperclassmen. We discover PLATO and write lots of notes. Dances are fun. Subbie basketball is (not really) coed. Ms. Sharp teaches math and we get to take as many (unsupervised) retakes as we need. Mr. Macmillan teaches a select few of us about a mouse in the house. Syver sen tests us on the spelling of her name. Kathy leads a fight to integrate the lounge with subbies, but Billy Macmillan scares her off. The insanity club is founded. Colin is a contradiction and best friends with Aaron. Mr. Lipousky is "just excellent." Mrs. Tibbetts gives Matt stress. Seetha and Ken are only ten. The first cheating scandal in our class. (We won't mention any names.) Ellen gets called by Dan Kim (a Sophomore!). Kanchan is George and a soccer stud. Todd is most liked by Subbie girls. Suzanne and Dan, Suzanne and Karl, Mary and Karl, Mary K. and Karl, Sylvia and Aaron, Emily and Ed. FRESHMAN YEAR: We gain Nina, but lose Jennifer B. and Erica. Mr. Stone awes us with his cool teaching and trips to the park. Chris tells us in Bio that he can't eat certain foods (Is that why his hair turns blue?) Both girls and boys cross country go to state and a surprising number of us help them get there. Mark has a big head and Colin, a muppethead. Some of us experience the rigors of both Jockusch and Wheeler Agora Week is cancelled. Todd changes, Nick mumbles. Seven of us go to Russia over Spring Break, and Meg gets lost in Leningrad. Micah asks if glass can be made from mucus and if gambling is the same as the feudal system. We get to act out scenes from Cyrano de Bergerac in English. Kathy faints during biology. Kim and Aaron, Kim and John L, Amy and Bryan H, Beth and John N., Mira and Paul Dickinson SOPHOMORE YEAR: We lose Kim, Katie S., John L., Lisa H. and Crames, and gain Naomi. Yael comes for the year. Suzanne leaves. Russell Ames becomes our "respected' director. Dandi, Amanda, Marianne, Emily and Ellen (DAME) have a tea party in the lounge, and other girls feel excluded. The jukebox dies. The year of the "class" party. Pete gets in trouble at a dance. Math is fun with that awesome dude, Pat. We do journals for Mrs. Baker and she wants to see some light between Marianne and Todd Girl's Basketball is nearly undefeated and wins regionals. The P.E. department's infamous fitness program begins. Ms. Wysocki's class becomes the best place to have paper fights, and we use Dr. Seuss as a source in our papers for her. Some of us are pyros in chemistry. 1-800-FARM-AID. Todd goes to prom with Lisa F. Mary K. and Jimmy L., Marianne and Claudio, Dandi and Teddy MacDonald, Marsha and Dan, Mary and Aaron, Mary and Karl, Bonnie and Aaron, Amy and John, Heather and Tim, Emily and Colin. Dandi and Jason, Marianne and Jason. JUNIOR YEAR: Heather and Eugenie leave, and Mike McCollum leaves to be replaced by Bonnie, who makes fitness annoying, and Tom Scott, who becomes our "best friend or worst enemy." Barbara B. comes and goes, Thomas joins us for the year, and Gaeron comes back. Do we have attitude problems? A Junior Year Task Force is formed in order to determine what we knew all along — that Junior year involves a lot of work. Agora Week is shrunk to three days. Tim breaks one leg and then the other, so he is confined 118 to wheelchair. Soccer goes Varsity and all the basketball studs go out for it, but girls can't. Todd is Student Council president. We read Bedford and Sellers and write illegible essays in class. Cheating scandal — "Who dunnit?" We all know, but nobody 'fesses up. Meg heads the Prom committee and Flashback is the band. Peter Gabriel comes to town. Rebecca and Shannon go to bed before 10:00 every night. Matt and Paul Dickinson go out for basketball but don't get to play much. Some of us get our licenses. John is tall. Three Amigos party. (Paul Debevec insisted that this be included.) Mrs. Laughlin turns us all into "Latin scholars" and admirers of imagery. Pete gets his hair spiked. Rachel wins part of JETS. Shannon goes out with a college man. Marianne and Jason, Julie and Todd, Lisa and Stefan, Bonnie and Jeff S., Kathleen and Aaron, Mary and Karl, Sarah G. and Stefan. SENIOR YEAR: This our last year, at last! Were we ever as small as the subbies? Suzanne returns from her two year sojourn in Germany. Bele, Sue and Brigitte join us. Ellen leaves Uni for the Big U. Emily goes to Africa for six weeks, Sarah G. goes to Germany for a semester, and Dandi goes to Switzerland for the year and Laurel goes to England. Members of our class provide us with a rainbow of hair colors — Marion's turns black and then yellow, Colin's white, Amanda's is already red, and Mira's turns pink for a day. Mark gets "cracked" TWICE! Some of us get a taste of University life by taking U of I classes, which helps out when U2 comes to town. Todd never comes to school. Colin is in a band with Ed and Arthur. Dances are boring. Lounge TV. is deemed inappropriate, but we watch it anyway. Nina and Andrew take on yearbook. John N. and Bill do Gargoyle. Naomi does Unique. Beth does Agora "Days." Mrs. Suslick "cares" again and we get to dramatize The llliad on video. Paul Debevec does a great job on the llliad film. Teachers are offended by our Christmas gifts. Tim has great parties, at least for a while. Basketball and soccer teams do great. Mark is a soccer stud. Tim is a great basketball player and even gets recruited. There are no Friday games so Dan can play. Everyone blows off everything (at least most of us do ... ) Calculus books mysteriously disappear. Steve and Robert become PLATO monitors so that they can game. Sarah B. learns how to change a tire and becomes Dan's and Nina's personal chauffeur. The Temporary Lounge Committee — Chris, John N., Gaeron, Amy, Bill, and Paul Debevec — deem that the Lounge needs "intensive repairs" and they close it for a week, causing heated controversy. Rebecca and Marianne join the school orchestra. Ken B. is the sole man in Social Advocacy. The Sexist Club is formed. Freshmen girls are "hot" (?). Wysocki and Murphy, Amy and Matt C, Marianne and Jason, Bonnie and Jeff S., Suzanne and Tim. Karl, Nick, and Dan go out with girls from different schools and even different towns. Five years gone and many of us are glad to get out of here . . . 119 r/, - I, Bill Baker, leave control of Student Council to Pari Pandharipande and control of Gargoyle to Bill Eisenstein. I leave my bigotry to Aaron Loeb who gave it to me in the first place. I, Kanchan Bhowmik, leave Doug Jolly some real music, Tamar a gallon of grape juice, Sueanne half a sandwich, Chanhsavat a taco, and I leave Pat to Mr. Turner. I, Robert Brewer, will a full and fun Agora WEEK to all the subs who have never had one and my =empire= abilities to Michael Evans. I, Sarah Bright, leave my everlasting gratitude, thanks, and friendship to Mr. Stone, a smile to Mrs. Wheeler, who always seems to need one, and my brilliant advertising experience to next year's ad staff. I, Ken Brownfield, leave Senior year to the Juniors, another case of Lysol for the lounge because it is impossible to estimate the job, my extensive library of Cliff's notes to anyone who might/will need them, my eyes and matching sweater to Inga Hoffman. I, Andrew Chow, leave No-Doze to all those people who must go to sleep before 12 A.M., good luck to next year's yearbook editor(s), and my lack of school spirit to those who have too much of it. I, Marianne Csizmadia, will my appreciation to Mr. Murphy (Esquire), love and happiness to everyone, and a special smile each and every day to Mr. Crames in return for the smiles he had for me. I, Paul Debevec, leave a logically sound argument against fitness to Sally Walker, a wake-up call to Mr. Pat, and a highly insubordinate comment to Mrs. Wheeler. I leave my math ability to Joel Ullom and Andy Foland, my ability to play The Entertainer to Paul Marty, my photographic knowl- edge to Fritz Burkhardt and Caroline Burr, and a heartfelt farewell to Uni High and all the wonderful people I have met because of it. I, Jeff Denen, leave my amazing soccer skill to Joel Garcia, my love of learning to Mark Neely, my Spree to everyone in the school without a license, and all of Coach Scott's caring words to next year's varsity. I, Paul Dickinson, will my job at the Grim Roger to Paul Talbot, my endless hours at the pool hall to everyone who thinks that passing classes is more important than a good SENIOR LAST WILL AND FESTAMENT game of 9 ball, my AMAZING ability to sit on the bench to Matt Childress who I hope has a more active last year than I did, and ... oh yah, like I'm going to will my sarcasm to somebody. I, Amy Eades, leave my Herm name to Susan Pleck, "The Script" to Theo, 100 Coke tabs to Matt C, and lots of luck and love to the basketball team and stage crew. I, Shannon Flood, leave a gun to Mr. Stone so he can shoot people in the face, my superior musical taste to the Fresh- men class. I, Rachel Gushee, leave my teeth to Mr. Stone, a (poisonous!) fat chicken pie to Tamar, good luck to future Madrigals amd Orchestra members, and good riddance to Murph (Just kidding!) I, Sarah Gushee, leave a poke in the ribs to Zivar, a tootsie pop as a reminder of "one summer night" to Tamar, the further development of the art of free-period gossip scrounging (and lots of luck) to Yamini, Michay, Ellen W., and Stephie, and — finally — a purple hat, a yellow rose, and my friendship forever to Stefan. I, Mary Harkness, leave what running abilities I have to Tamar S., my house (if we move out) to Alex J., in case she and her family want it, my infinitely superior navigational techniques to Bonnie N. (who has developed a taste for Indiana), and the best of times to future cross-country teams. I, Suzanne Henson, leave best wishes to Mr. Murphy, and my sympathy to whoever he bothers next year, and wishes for success for Andrew Cardman and Karen Lamb. And to anyone who is sick of this school I leave my talent of disappearing for two years, even though it could be dangerous for this school. I, Karl Hess, leave everything to my little sister, Ursula. I, Dan Jacobson, leave my "Maverick" title to Ryan "lady's man" Hedgpeth and my hairy legs to Peter Norby, who can use all the weight he can get. I, Rebecca Jockusch, leave my best wishes and my shoul- ders to the swim team, an insect collection which was given to me by Kristen Seibold and given to her by my sister Elizabeth, and the knowledge that she's the last of the schemers to Lulu Kurman. I leave Pari Pandharipande 120 here to carry on the tradition of McHenry's super 700 block. And finally, to the future Algebra II and advanced Calculus classes, I leave my mother. I, Tim Kauffman, will something to my brother Milt, and something to my other brother Kneely, and everything else I possess to Zeke Rasta. I, Marion Knight, leave my High Times subscription to Ellen, Veerle and the Junior druggie club, best wishes to Tamar and Michay, and an ulcer to Bonnie, Tom, and Sally. I, Sylvia Knust, leave a baseball bat to Stephie, some confidence to Pan, a hug to Yamini and my best wishes to next year's basketball team. I, Melina Larson, leave. I, Lisa Mabry, hereby leave to Marsha Mohr a match and White Hen, to Chad Brinkley the ability to go to karate once in a while, to Matt C. a new car, a fixed telephone pole and a bigger town, to Mark C. a camera and the Army (instead Df the Air Force), to Stefan a flower, and best wishes to the :lass of '89. , Gaeron McClure, leave my fantastic coolness, wit and ntelligence to anyone who may have happened to find hem lying around. I also leave my hatred of fitness to Sanjiv Sarwate. , Meg Miericke, leave a donut to Emily Robin-Abbott, a gun o Ben, a picture of all my younger siblings to anyone who ;an appreciate it, a smile to Troy, and my college address o Alex. , Mira Millar, leave my spazzes to Yamini, my depressions o Stefan, gossip and a big hug to Ruthie, and luck to the ;wim team. I leave Pat the comforting thought of no more hilars, Mrs. Baker a hug, Mr. Stone my voice since he Dses his all the time, and Mrs. Laughlin a bunch of words >/ith Anglo-Saxon and French roots. Laurel Mittenthal, leave thanks to Will Capel for his allous humor throughout the years, my gratitude to Mr. B. nd Mrs. Wheeler, and some "literature" to Joel Ullom. Seetha Monrad, leave my Beatlemania to Ruthie, my lanks to Tamar and Michay for being such amusing pecimens, all my love to Yamsie, and my freakness to all Jture Biology students so Mr. Stone will never meet a ormal person again. Mary K. Mullally, leave my deepest affection to the staff id students of Uni High — because it's the people that lake it special. I also leave a hug to Jimmy Lynge, my mirk to Stefan Medina, my cheerfulness to Murph, and aars of unspoken love to my sister Patty. John Neaderhiser, leave my admiration of Patton and my ilitarism to Jeff Hendrickson, my conservative values to lyone worthy and daring enough to take them, to Pat my anks, and to Mrs. Wheeler, the hope of political sanity. Todd Nelson, leave my unexcused absences to my sister m, my thanks to Bonnie and Sally for showing me the Uh of good fitness and health, $1.50 to Mark Neely and >el Garcia, a copy of "Exile On Mainstreet" to Pat :Loughlm, a case of Lysol (from Big Lots) and a Suicidal ndencies tape to the immortal lounge, and maybe a few 1ical memories to the new Uni. I, Christopher Nicholas, will my "platinum blond" hair to Bonnie Stephens, flowered shorts to Will Capel, my legs to all Uni girls, and my bulging biceps to Bobby Jamison. I, Steve Norton, will to everyone the realization that the universe is big and that Socialism with individualism is not such a bad idea. I, Emily Lynn Osborn, leave all the textbooks I have ac- cumulated through my years at Uni to Bethany, Dana, and Charlene. To my kids Erin, Brenda, Tasha, Kristin, and Kie, I leave my permission to kill on sight anyone holding a camera and wearing a bright yellow dress. I leave all of my unexcused absences to the wonderful secretaries in the office. And last but not least, I leave my love, respect and utter devotion to Pat, The Finest Math Teacher in the World. I, Mark Paci, leave my harmonica-rap ability to Mark Neely, along with a pair of wings. I leave my incredible soccer abilities and goal-scoring to whoever takes my position, and good luck to the whole team. Finally, I take my big head with me, since no one else deserves it. I, Naomi Parkhurst, will Inga progress if she wants it, some of my sentimentality to Meredith so she won't kill people in floor hockey, and a good day to Ben Klemens. I, Beth Rempe, will a lot of sleep to Steffie Kovacs, who gets about as much of it as I do, my lower vocal range to all the altos in the mixed choir, and my walrus laugh to everyone . I, Nick Rinehart, leave my raw enthusiasm to Ted Weinbaum, ***-whooping to Jimmy Lynge, and to John Moore, my potbelly and a scratch on the head. I, Matt Seitz, leave Eugene's track and cross-country ex- perience, along with mine, to Paul Talbot, who now has twelve. I also leave my "Mr. America" physique to Peter Norby. I, Jeff Stillman, leave Dave Kiddoo a harmonica, and I leave Bonnie my right pinky toenail. I, Kathy Szoke, leave my height to Arne, my peace T-shirt to any (perish the thought) conservatives out there, thanks to my teachers, and good luck to everyone. I, Peter Wen, leave my Apathy Club presidency to Michael Armstrong, a Senior year of anti-athletics to Mark Neely, and the ability to have a full stomach even when I don't bring a lunch to my sister, Amy. I, Nina Wickens, my love and lots of luck to my sister Allison in her JUNIOR YEAR, lots of caffeine to anyone who enjoys staying up into the night (I hope future editors will be able to), and many thanks to Mr. Stone for all the encouragement he's given me, both inside and outside of class. I, Micah Yairi, hereby do leave lots of food to everyone I've begged off of, many thanks to Mrs. Baker for her terrific editing, and my ability to ask questions to those who aren't brave enough to ask about what they don't know, which is just about everyone. 121 Micah can't see, for the squint in his eyes 9 w I 1 : —- • 1 Drop him! 123 •We bad!' 124 Almenas, Finees 42, 71 Alsberg, Stephanie 20, 24, 27, 36, 37, 71, 75, 90, 93, 96 AMES, RUSSELL 18, 23, 50, 63 Anders, Bele 7, 15, 36, 37, 43, 91, 95, 96 ARLABOSSE, SEVERINE 56 Armstrong, Michael 81, 84, 96, 125 Asher, Matt 71, 126 Auler, Robert 15,71,96 Azemun, Mojgone 25, 44, 66, 70, 96 BAKER, AMY 19, 23, 52 Baker, William 5, 12, 18, 20, 22, 23, 27, 34, 35, 93, 97, 115, 122 Baker, Zivar 32, 71, 125 Banerjee, Dolly 5, 22, 24, 43, 76, 88, 90, 96 Barnes, Rosy 7, 76 Barrett, Sean 71 Bekiares, Michael 66 Bennett, Jamie 6, 71 BERGANDINE, DAVID 18, 55 BERNHARD, MARCIA 56 Bhagwat, Yamini 5, 7, 24, 27, 40, 41 , 81 , 84 Bhattacharyya, Sujata 7, 16, 66 Bhowmik, Kanchan 6, 14, 22, 23, 30, 31, 49, 97, 117, 123, 124 BOND, CAROL 56 Borgeson, David 15, 26, 44, 66 Brewer, Robert 12, 27, 28, 97, 116, 124 Bright, Sarah 5, 20, 24, 94, 95, 98, 1 14, 1 16, 122, 136 Brinkley, Chad 25, 27, 28, 34, 35, 46, 47, 81, 87, 89 Brown, Michay 13, 22, 23, 24, 25, 32, 33, 47, 48, 81 to the Class of '88 . . . Bele, Kanchan, Andrew, Karl, Dan, Lisa, Emily, Mark, Nick, and Nina. Sue Larry Kanfer Photography Ltd. Lot D)V tYiD U Studio and Gallery Round Barn Centre Champaign 398-2000 127 Brownfield, Kenneth 5, 10, 13, 22, 98, 116, 122 Buckley, Aaron 8, 76 Burkhardt, Fritz 7, 22, 27, 34, 35, 49, 76, 80, 87, 92, 126 STATE FARM INSURANCE COMPANIES Burr, Carolyn 22, 23, 25, 37, 76, 80, 87, 92, 126 <5*L .' c v HOME OFFICES BLOOMINGTON, ILLINOIS Burton, Joanna 6, 22, 76 BUTLER, CHRIS 26, 53, 121 TOM GRAVES Cahill, Mark 22, 38, 58, 81 , 91 , 96 Agent Capel, Will 22, 29, 76 Cardman, Andrew 24, 30, 81 Carlsten, Caroline 75 204 W Springfield Ave Carpenter, Darren 44, 66, 96 Champaign. Illinois 61820 Bus.: (217) 352-1 188 Chen, Evan 26, 66, 74 Childress, Matthew 4, 42, 58, 80, 81 Chou, Peter 25, 44, 66, 96 Chow, Andrew 5, 22, 27, 92, 94, 96, 98, 116. 122, 124, 136 Cockerham, Sean 11, 30, 49, 71 Cowan, Mark 29, 76 CRAMES, JOEL 8, 62 PATRONS Crawford, Sarah 20, 21, 24, 27, 81 Csizmadia, Marianne 5, 18, 20, 21, 22, 24, 94, 96, 99, 114, 117, Kenneth L. and Marlyn W Rinehart 123 Robert and Anne Burr Cu, Chrissy22, 71,74, 75, 96 Mr and Mrs Ronald Kiddoo Curran, Christine 25, 66, 69, 85, 91, 96 Warwick and Jocelyn Armstrong CURTIN, CONNIE 56 Richard and Margaret Larson Dade, Juliette 21 , 23, 24, 76, 91 Das, Dave 15, 25, 26, 44, 66, 96 Joel and Silvia Shapiro Don and Carolyn Mullally Davis, Chris 16, 24, 76 Karl and Sylvia Hess Jane and David Eades Marlene and David Bright Sue and Andy Crawford Ki Lee Morgan J Lynge Family William and Ellen Brewer Emile and Elizabeth Talbot John and Jane Leap Elizabeth and Carl Jockusch John A. Hendnckson Faith and Ward Henson EQNGRflTUbflTieNS Margaret Layton Stephens to Ken and the class of 1988 — ^—~ Little Professor -^^^^^~ Book Center ( I /^\^\ ) You survived fitness! Complete Selection: lv / • Hardcovers • Magazines Ken and Jackie Brownfield • Paperbacks Complete Services • Personal Checks • Gift Wrapping • Special Orders • Charge Cards • Gift Certificates • Bonus Book Club Mon Fri Sat 105 Sun 12-5 505 E Green Champaign 384 3094 28 Davis, Dezera 76 DAVIS, ROBERT 54 DAWSON, SANDRA 54 De Temple, Brendan 42, 71 Debevec, Paul 10, 16, 22, 27, 94, 96, 99, 116, 122, 124, 126, 136 Denen, Jeff 5, 6, 14, 30, 38, 39, 49, 92, 99, 1 16 Dickinson, Paul 19, 38, 100, 115, 121, 126 DIEHL, SUSAN 59 Dornhoff, Janet 1 1 , 24, 76 Dubrick, Marija 24, 37, 71 , 74 Eades. Amy 11, 22, 24, 25, 40, 41, 58, 100, 115, 123 EADS, CATHY 60 Eisenstein, William 22, 38, 42, 76, 91 EMPSON, CHERYL 60 Epperson, Steve 54 Eschenbach, Amelie 22, 47 Evans, Michael 26, 27, 53, 81 Fillenwarth, Patti 26, 66 Flood, Shannon 5, 10, 11, 15, 18, 23, 24, 25, 28, 100, 115 Flynn, Derek 42, 71 Fogel, Arah 24, 66 Foland, Andy 24, 26, 27, 53, 64, 81 Foland, Mindy 24, 66 Follain, Thomas 44, 66, 68, 87, 125 Fradkin, Ana 29, 37, 76, 87 Francis, Theadore 16, 76, 80, 87, 91 Friedberg, Edna 11, 13, 17, 81, 87 ^S»«g*^ Frltr MicrtCkc- - Prop- XXrbArux IL m ttl7) 3*7-1111 ^Wmit^ Market Place Mall Champaign 359-8866 Village Mall Danville 442-0504 GlRY^L'S Sporting Goods TEAM, RETAIL, AND SILK SCREENING Lando Place Mall U of I Campus 337-0022 112 E. Sangamon Rantoul 893-1903 Roses are red, Violets are blue. Chemistry's fun, Physiology, too! John & Benita Katzeneflenbogen 129 inc. Specializing m Athletic Footwear and Running Equipment ON CAMPUS 701 S.SIXTH 398-2891 r) hiUaker s slewelru, J/r nc. Engraving • Watch Repair Jewelry Repair • Stone Setting Ring Repairing Artcarved Diamonds Seiko • Lorus • Bulova 133 W. Main Street Jerry Stull Urbana, Illinois 61801 Phone 367-5132 Frizzed, Brian 15,44, 66 Garcia, Joel 6, 30, 31, 38, 39, 49, 81, 131 Garrett, Heather 24, 81, 91 Gendville, Loretta 44, 66, 70, 86, 89 Gerlach, David 15, 25, 26, 71, 90 Goldsteen, Ben 71 Gratton, Fabio 76, 79 Gullerud, Arne 16, 18, 21, 24, 26, 27, 65, 81, 84, 91, 96 Gushee, Rachel 15, 21, 22, 23, 24, 47, 95, 101, 122, 136 Gushee, Sarah 48, 93, 96, 101 GUTOWSKY, BARBARA 60 Han, Bethany 6, 1 1 , 40, 82, 86 Hanson, Stuart 12, 26,82 Harandi, Bahareh 66, 70, 86 Harkness, Mary 32, 46, 47, 92, 94, 96, 1 14, 124 Hedgepeth, Ryan 28, 30, 31 , 38, 48, 49, 82, 85 Hendrickson, Jeff 20, 27, 29, 76, 91, 96 HENRY, ALICIA 56 Henson, Suzanne 5, 19, 24, 94, 95, 96, 102, 114, 116, 133 Herakovich, Tina 64, 66 Hess, Karl 5, 6, 14, 18, 27, 30, 38, 39, 49, 96, 102, 114, 123 Heumann, Aaron 8, 10, 25, 27, 30, 31, 48, 49, 96, 102, 115, 124 Hicks, Deborah 82, 119 Hightshoe, Allison 24, 43, 72, 75 Hochman, Corey 27, 29, 44, 66, 67, 69 Hoffman, Inga 82 Hopkins, Joshua 9, 72, 89 To Those Who Know — Lights vs. Reds — "The Feds are here!" — "Life sux." — Purple guys — "Do you hate me? Are you mad at me?" — "There are magnets flowing from the street lights into my eyes." — "Let's get Rebecca really smashed." — "Well, they were a good team." (Score: 86-32) — "A boy is under the bed. Ed is under the bed." — "Where's the beer?" — Diet Coke — "Do you have a fag?" — Grill't onigons, gyros — "You definitely need a ride home." — Cancelled Agora Class #1: How To Drive Drunk — "There is life after high school." — The yellow toilet — Hot tub party — "De land weldin'." — Snax — "My mother made me put my money in my bra." — Nine o'clock caller — "Life's a #$%@! and then you die." — "There's a keg in the bathtub." — "This is guy #25." — "Have a head. Any head. Muppethead or Bighead." — A beautiful black dress — "This is a portrait of your double personality, Emily." — DAME — "Have you taken up smoking?" — "I drove last time. It's YOUR turn." — "They're not worth it, they're $#@%heads anyway. It's their loss." — "And a carafe of wine, please." — "We could have a quiz show for every room in this house." — "I'm so fat." — "Let's maffeck!" — "You had an altercation with WHO?" — "And remember, Just Say No, and always use protection." — "It's not kosher." — "It was almost a blow-out, but Emily pulled the team through." (Score: 55-1) — Speeding Ticket #2 J05854 R201 P130 130 HOUGH, RENEE 59 Huang, Tysan 32, 33, 72, 74, 86, 96, 1 18 Huls, Julie 72, 75, 86, 90 Hwang, Hosun 20, 27, 44, 66, 67, 126 Hwang, Sang 42, 48, 72, 90 Imig, Jennifer 20, 24, 45, 72, 75 Jackson, Andrea 20, 24, 27, 36, 37, 71, 72, 125 Jacobs, Michael 76 Jacobson, Daniel 5, 6, 18, 22, 29, 30, 38, 39, 48, 94, 96, 103, 116, 117 Jacobson, Frances 59 Jamison, Bobby 42, 77, 80 Jassim, Eman 44, 67, 69 JOCKUSCH, ELIZABETH 54 Jockusch, Rebecca 8, 11, 18, 20, 21, 22, 24, 37, 96, 103, 114 Johnson, Robert 26, 77, 96 Johnston, Alexandra 25, 29, 65" , 77 Jolly, Doug 30, 31 , 38, 42, 64, 77 Kang, Jennifer 64, 67, 69, 90 Kaplan, Dandi 103, 114 Karnilowicz, Cassie 8, 37, 72, 75, 80, 93 Katzenellenbogen, Debbie 7, 11, 16, 24, 82, 85, 93 Kauffman, Tim 5, 19, 38, 39, 91, 94, 96, 104, 115, 123 Kerlin, Emily 4, 24, 37, 72, 93 Kibler, Bradley 26, 67 Kiddoo, David 14, 72 Kim, Caroline 21 , 23, 24, 70, 77, 96 tr GfrjAv-axion, QrttlitLgs m Ca-yJ all tkuV J3SS fa cuds; Jrru.it hi, % r wtf[-'TuM\ci 1 ^ awre-v-c. ■%& g „4 . ILIEIR 1L. 2d)2 W. GIRIEIEN UJIRIBANA— 384-3(D8iD Over the years, Uni has had a wey of developing students who are creative and who find solutions to difficult, complex problems... That's the wey we practice law. 131 THE SAINT HYDE MATHEMATICAL INSTITUTE WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS ITS SUPPORT OF THE SECOND ATHENIAN EMPIRE BEST WISHES TO MIRA AND THE ENTIRE CLASS OF 1988! THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER! JIM, GERA, AND LEO MILLAR Kim. Jeffrey 12. 72 Kim. Sueanne 22, 25. 82, 84, 136 Kim, Tony 20. 24, 72 Kim, Youngmoo 14, 16, 18, 21. 24, 26, 27, 64. 82. 96 KIMBLE. PETER 59 KINDLER, ANNA 57 Klemens, Ben 16, 25. 26, 27, 67 Klemens, Guy 29, 77 Kluthe. Susanne 5. 96 Knaus, Kristin 24. 26, 45. 65. 82 Knight. Ellen 8. 15. 29, 32. 33, 43, 46, 47, 48, 77, 96 Knight, Marion 5, 9, 96, 104 Knust, Sylvia 25. 40. 41 , 48. 95, 96. 104. 118 Koteles, Colin 19, 96, 105, 117. 124 Kovacs, Stephanie 5. 12, 14. 16. 18, 21, 24, 25. 27, 82. 85,90 Kumar, Dana 82, 85 Kurman. Lulu 25, 36, 37, 82, 85, 93 Lamb, Karen 16, 24, 72, 74 Larson, Melina 18, 19, 105, 115 LAUGHUN, ROSEMARY 19, 52 Leap, Andrea 7, 17,22, 77,96 LEDGIN, ALAN 19, 37, 58, 62. 89 Lee, Angie 7, 23, 77 Lee, Joyce 24, 25, 64, 67, 69, 70 Levin, Noah 72 LEVY, JOAN 61 Levy, Ruth 14,21,24,25,37,82 Liebovich, Cynthia 44, 67 PER ASPERA AD ASTRA Gabriel and Carol Pad 132 Loeb, Aaron 8, 9. 12. 14, 17. 26. 82, 85. 135 Lozar, Troy 77, 119 L\nge. James 11. 17. 21. 24. 26. 27. 82. 84, 91 Mabry. Frank 12. 14, 15. 27. 72, 89 Mabry. Lisa 95, 105, 115 Magnus. Marsha 22, 77 MANK, JUNE 51 Marty. Mimi 24. 36, 37, 72. 74 Marty, Paul 11. 16.21,24. 26,27.82,90.96 Mathur. Kalpana 17, 82 MATTHEWS, CAROL 60 McClure, Gaeron 5, 10, 13. 20. 23. 27, 106. 122 McKmney. Anne 24. 25. 72. 125 MCLOUGHLIN. PATRICK 11. 19. 51 . 54. 63 Medina, Stefan 24, 30. 31, 47. 49. 82. 84 Meyers. John 22. 82 Miencke. Meg 6. 18. 19, 22. 37. 106. 115. 117 Milbourn. Tami 7. 11, 14, 40. 41 . 43. 83 MILLAR. GERA 56 Millar. Mira 6. 7. 1 1 , 15, 18, 22. 24, 25, 36. 37. 55, 89, 94, 96, 106, 115 Miller, Sarah 5. 22. 24. 29, 36, 37. 77 Minear. Melinda 26, 44, 67, 86 Minear, Meredith 5, 26, 27. 83, 91, 93 Mittenthal. Laurel 107, 114 Mittenthal. Robin 6, 72, 89, 125 Mohr, Mark 44, 67 Mohr, Marsha 6. 29. 40. 41, 83, 90 PATRONS J.K. and Frances Newman Elvis and Ridley Brown Mr. and Mrs. Gerlach Gerry and David Stigberg Sallie and Norman Miller Mr. and Mrs. Fernand Marty William L. Volk Peter and Barbara Lamb Stephen and Judith Ullom Kathy Eades David and Naomi Rempe Margaret M. Levin Susan K. Flynn Rev. and Mrs. Hewon Han Major and Mrs. Stuart Parker Yi-Kwei Wen and Irene Yu-Ten Wen Dioki and Vidya Tripathy We the par en t s cd-* 2 the l_l n i v e r s i t y High School y Basketball Team «/>* i s h to recogni ze and cornr^encl all th ■team membei — s -For- y o i_ ir outstandi n.g play during the 1 ^S^— 1 ^SS season . hard wor- k ±n p r a c t i c e and your comp e t i t ± ve pei Formance on -fc h e coi-ir-t , you have brouight excitement and respectability to the Uni Mi.cjh basketbal 1 program . UJe hope each o-f you share the pride exe -Feel -for— you as individuals and as a t^^tm. ity J^W<* UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOI9-UHBANA 3 0112 056045054 Uni Hlqh Vearbook DATE DUE Oo rm. E UNIVERSITY H.S. LIBRARY UNIVERSITY H.S. LIBRARY Library Use Only UNIVERSITY H.S. LIBRARY