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LIBRARY Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2012 with funding from University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign http://archive.org/details/ui1990univ 9 "Time, time, time See what's become of me While I look around For my possibilities" -Simon & Garfunkel "Time may change me But I can't change time." -David Bowie "Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day, Fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way" -Pink Floyd "Time is on my side" -The Rolling Stones "Ordinary people think merely how they will spend their time; a man of intellect tries to use it." -Schopenhauer "The times, they are a-changin'." -Bob Dylan "Time after time" -Cyndi Lauper "Time it was And what a time it was A time of innocence A time of confidence Long ago it must be I have a photograph Preserve your memories They're all that's left of you." -Simon & Garfunkel "Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run There's still time to change the road you're on." -Led Zeppelin "There is a time for all things." -Shakespeare "It takes a second to say goodbye" -U2 1212 West Springfield Avenue Urbana, Illinois 61801 (217) 333-2870 WELCOME TO OUR AWESOME UNI YEARBOOK He lifted his eyes, and his heart skipped a beat. . . he'd seen Jenna Mahay. This yearbook here, we give to you With time and care and hard work too On these pages your friends all smile So sit back and look through a while Memories of the year that passed Trapped on these pages so they will last And years from now you can gaze At the fun you had in your high school days Smiles, good friends, tears, and laughs To you with love. . . ^2^tdJM- s-Hl) Four fine feathered friends !!! TABLE OF CONTENTS !!! C ^5t^T STUDENT LIFE 10 CC ivKc 1 SPORTS 20 V (W^A> ORGANIZATIONS 40 FACULTY 54 ft T — O ^?=^ UNDERCLASSMEN 66 v*K» SENIORS 96 IjP^flT ADS/INDEX 132 We, the Senior Class of 1990, would Jennifer Van Duzen Burns When Mrs. Burns first came to Uni our freshman year as JVD, we had the honor of being her very first English class. She taught us about Huckleberry Finn, Animal Farm, Lord of the Flies and more. . . she even let us have swordfights in the classroom. She became our yearbook sponsor for two years and then devoted her time to making Gargoyle into a real honest-to-goodness newspaper through her newly established and well-loved Jour- nalism class. Aside from her enthusiastic in-class teaching, she was always ready with a friendly "Hi, how you doing?" in the halls, and she was a great person to talk to about anything — sports, politics, books or whatever. In recognition of Mrs. Burns we'd like to dedicate this yearbook to her as thanks for her hard work and dedication through the years; for all her inventive classroom lectures, activities, and Gargoyle days; for a school newspaper of which we can really be proud — and mostly for just being our very own. . ."JVDB!!!" 9 ■ like to dedicate this yearbook to David Stone Nhy couldn't Gymnosperm and Angiosperm have children? Anyone who has had the privilege to be in Mr. Stone's Intro Biology class knows the answer to that one. Mr. Stone did more than entertain us with his jokes, stories, and drawings. He did his best to make biology interesting even for those of us who did not enjoy science. Whether it be blood typing in Intro Bio or insect hunting in Advanced Biology, his classes were not the usual science classes. Mr. Stone also sponsored our class, Science Society, Spanish Club, and Korean Club, but he was more than just a teacher and a sponsor. Mr. Stone was honestly concerned with our personal lives, taking time to chat with us. Always with a smile on his face, Mr. Stone's dedication, friendliness, and con- cern shone through. We'd like to thank Mr. Stone and give him the recognition that he really, truly deserves. No one knows it or appreciates it more than his students. lounge rats But you don't know what we put in your drink! "Not now, Nate!" I can't believe he's actually studying! Alec. . . the mystery of the universe. John the Conquerer Life. . . The senior girls learn how to kiss ". . .and here's me in a picture with Tom Cruise. . ." Sally's own private little torture chamber . . .as we know it! STUDENT LIFE "Anybody wanna play cards?" This year at Uni was exciting yet again. Students came back to find the lounge barren and empty, but this catastrophic problem was solved by numerous do- nations of furniture. Lounge decor included various street signs until the "stolen property" had to be re- turned. Another piece of stolen property, the master key to all the lockers, mysteriously disappeared then reappeared. Love for Uni was extremely evident when nearly everyone braved the "war zone" atmosphere and showed up at school the day after a terrible ice storm shattered trees and knocked out power all over town, closing every school but this one (of course). Dances were Jolly and the picnics were a blast. Stu- dents ate, talked and sometimes cleaned up their mess in the new Commons Area. On the second floor, stu- dents did their homework amongst the garbage cans (symbolism?) The thrills 'n chills were topped off by outdoor frisbee (weather permitting), bake sales, and just hangin' out with friends. 10 11 ORIENTATION PICNIC This means war! 12 The annual orientation picnic was a blast as usual. Many new students got to meet others while returnees re- hashed old memories. Despite the flies and the lack of hot dog buns, fun was had by all. . . .personalities 13 DANCES Many Uni students rock'n'rolled into the new decade at the Pseudo Homecoming, Hallogiving, Winter, and Val- entine's Day dances. Whether it be the North Attic, Uni Gym, or the Illini Union, dances were a great place to watch a dance contest or be with that special someone. It starts so innocently 14 WINTER PARTY This year's winter party was a great success. All of the teachers got presents from the senior class. The Librar- ians sang the "Twelve Overdue Excuses" and Pat didn't know diddly. Pat knows flannel. And the cheese stands alone. 15 DEAR BRUTUS Dear Brutus was one of the fall productions this year. This play, a spin-off of A Midsummer Night's Dream, provided a good example of a popular early twentieth century dramatic form, realism, by telling the story of a group of rich, snotty people who, led by the character Lob, travel into a forest to experience their dream lives and conclude that their current lives aren't so bad after all. The show was a great success for the actors as well as the audience — all the hard work put into the play paid off when the lights dimmed and the entertainment be- gan. THE FUTURIST The Futurist was the second half of this year's fall production. It revolved around the futurist concept of theatre popular in the early 1900s. The show consisted of short plays by futurist playwrights and original scripts by cast members and director Laura Reneau. Welcome, hello, come in. . .let's go! Welcome to our little show!" «■% ". . .and I'm Blossom!" "But Abigail, you can't give up now!" HOUSE OF STAIRS House of Stairs was a student production, assisted by fac- ulty advisor Audrey Wells, that was adapted and directed by senior Troy Lozar. The small but talented cast — Jamie Bennett, Kate Depew, Michael Jacobs, Andrea Leap, Noah Levin, Heidi van Es, and Frank Winter — made this thought-provoking production a big success. "But Peter. . .aren't you hungry?" 18 Oliver and Abigail are humiliated by what happened to their personalities. "Hate is a bottomless cup ... I pour and pour!" BLEAUGH!!! 19 SPORTS 1989-1990 did a lot more than just prove that we're not "puny Uni." Uni sports grew in many ways. For the first time in Uni history, the idea of having subbies play sports other than basketball was established, and many subbies came to varsity practices. Next year's subbies should be able to compete in the area junior high sports. Starting Uni's fall season this year was varsity soccer, now with two girls on the team. They had a tough season, but played well. Then girls' swimming started in the wee hours of the morning. For the first time, they had diving competitors! Girls' and boys' cross country had great seasons, and the guys qualified for sectionals. Basketball season was awesome this year. . . the girls' team almost had a winning season, and the guys had a winning season for the first time since 1963! Boys' swimming started at Uni this year, and the young team should do well next year. Track and Field (Field and Track) was much larger this year than previous years. Thanks to Sally, Bonnie, Al and Coach Scott, not to mention the hard work: of these courageous, dedicated, awe- inspiring athletes, sports were bigger, better, and BADDER! than ever before. 20 SOCCER From left to right, top to bottom: Coach Scott, Bobby Jamison, Avi Porton, Dave Das, Alec Reisner, Joe Monahan, Derek Flynn, Brian Frizzell, Robby Auler, Renxin Xia, Allison Hightsnoe, Bonnie Stephens, Shira Wachtel, Tasha van Es, David Gerlach, Kevin Curran, Fabio Gratton, Matt Asher, Doug Jolly, Jason Wolf, Dave Borgeson, Heinrich Hoch, and John Moore. Varsity soccer had another exciting season, de- spite falling a bit short of a winning record. The team was under the guidance of Coach Scott and Mr. Thorn. The varsity team, led by its five seniors, had an up and down year, including a crushing defeat of Kankakee on the new field and a disappointing loss to Mattoon. Additions to the team included the managers Bobby Jamison and Shira Wachtel and the trainer Bonnie Ste- phens, who expertly tended to all the cuts and bruises. Robby's foot suddenly turns into a soccer ball. 22 .they throw themselves into each other's arms. 1 think I can, I think I can. 23 GIRL'S CROSS-COUNTRY The girl's cross-country team this year was led by captains Tysan Huang and Ellen Wheeler. The team practiced hard (ofcourse!), sweated (no, girl's only glisten. . .) lots, groaned only a little, and demanded weekly runs to Dairy Queen. Last year's returnees were Ellen Wheeler, all-state Tysan Huang, Amy Parker, and Eman Jassim. This year the team missed qualifying to state, but Ellen "Wheels" Wheeler represented Uni in Peoria, and ran REALLLLY fast! NEXT YEAR WE SHALL OVERCOME!!! Where the streets have no name * J* THE TEAM (top to bottom left to right): Amy Parker, Ellen Wheeler, Tytan Huang, Erin O'Neill, Letlie Lundeen, Eman Jawim, Anne Volk, Molly Robin-Abbott Three runners and a baby. . . you decide Dominating the horizon. 25 BOYS' CROSS-COUNTRY "or ten boys this year, the 1989 cross :ountry season was long, hot practices, lard work, and most of all a lot of fun. Everyone from beginner to seasoned unner learned and improved over the wo months and carried the boys' team o twelfth place at the sectional meet. Tank Winter and Joshua Folk con- inued on to the State Meet in Peoria, vhere Joshua's race brought him all- tate honors. Thanks to coach Bonnie Jyers and assistant coach Karen Kym or a great year! 'ictured left to right, top to bottom: Jill Eisenstein, Frank Winter, Joshua 'oik, Chad Richardson, Ho Sun Iwang, Jeff Schomer, Josh Hopkins, Uyx Parker, David Warfel, and Omar assim. \JJLJLVl-» U SWIMMING This year the swim team performed much better than expected, and ended the season third of twenty teams at sectionals. Al was especially impressed with the team's diligence and Ana's state qualification. Ponderosa, their favorite restaurant after meets will never forget this team. . . neither will we! THE TEAM (top to bottom, left to right): Sarah Miller, Ana Fradkin, Allison Wickens, Heidi van Es, Carolyn Burr, Andrea Jackson, Emily Robin-Abbott, Mary Jamison, Jessica Pursley, Susan Wieckowska, Karen Lamb, Christie Curran, Tracy Sonka, Kim Nelson, Jenna Mahay, Bridget O'Conner, Stephanie Alsberc. and AL Steffi not only swam fly., she flew at the Urbana meet Swims fast. Speed turns Andrea on 28 S^tUJQ King Al and his slave BOYS' SWIMMING Boys' varsity swimming came into existence this year, but just barely. Coached by Al Ledgin, this huge team experienced the fun of 5:30 am prac- tices for the first time. Team members included Kevin Curran, Avi Porton, Dan Shunk, Corey Hochman, and Joey Friedman. Even though the team consisted of about equal numbers from each class, the lack of experience of a first-year team was obvious. But they persevered and im- proved greatly, especially Avi and Kevin. Since they were a young team, they participated in only one meet, sectionals, and thus they had a less competitive season. The boys' swim team is hoping to grow in the future and it welcomes new members for next season. Wet, male bodies, panting.... sigh Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Al Ledgin, Kevin Curran, Dan Shunk, Avi Porton, joey Friedman, and Corey Hochman. Kevin or Matt Biondi? SUBBIE B-BALL This year, subbies were able to participate in bas- ketball through the Urbana Park District. There were three teams: the girls' team, coached by Uni alumni Yamini Bhagwat, Marsha Mohr, and Lynne Peck, and the two boys teams (5 and 6) coached by Mr. Murphy. Both teams, especially the boys' teams, improved greatly and were very impressive by season's end. See all you subbies at Kenney next year! T to B, L to R: Yamini Bhagwat, Marsha Mohr, Lynne Peck, Melissa Schoeplein, Jennifer Steigmann, Elizabeth Murphy, Christina Cary, Anni Betts, Zipporah Porton, and Amy Fogel GIRLS' VARSITY BASKETBALL Following last year's highly successful campaign, this year's girls' varsity fell a bit short of some expectations, but they had a very exciting season and nearly finished with a .500 record. The team rebounded from a 2-6 start to even their record at 6-6 and 10-10 before finishing at 10-12. Despite suffering from a lack of consistency, the team improved a great deal and had a lot of fun. Highlights of the season included hard-fought victories over Urbana and Blue Ridge and the demolition of Normal U-High and Rossville-Alvin. Senior Pari Pandharipande finished second among Uni's all-time scoring leaders and set school records for three-point baskets. Although four graduating seniors will be greatly missed, several experienced JV members should be able to move up and contribute to an awesome season next year. I I 4 I i " ':? - «P "^ li 7 gf ?u til- The team (left to right, top to bottom): Asst. Coach Karen Kym, Coach Sally Walker, Allison Hightshoe, Bridget O'Connor, Amy Parker, Andrea Peck, Allison Wickens, Mojgone Azemun, Asst. Coach Josie Todd, Cyndi Liebovich, Patty Mullally, Pari Pandharipande, Sue Pleck, and Neena Tripathy. ICE-olation 32 Step one. The no-look pass Pari "James Worthy" P. gets ready to bust a move. 33 BOYS' VARSITY BASKETBALL Against the odds, the boys' varsity used hard work, dedication and teamwork to compile a 15-7 record, the first winning season for the boys' team in 27 years. The team's versatile eight-man rotation, led by cap- tains Bill Eisenstein and Doug Jolly, was a threat to defenses whether the offensive lineup was the quick four-guard front or the feared "Twin Towers." The Illineks' up-tempo style of play destroyed teams such as Judah and helped them to a second place finish at the Jacksonville ISD Shootout. With eight members returning next year, winning seasons hopefully will become a tradition at Uni. Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Doug Jolly, Robert Kim, Steve Kim, Dave Das, Bobby Jamison, Derek Flynn, Brendan DeTemple, Bill Eisenstein, Jeff Kim, Sang Hwang, Jai Singh, Finees Almenas, Asst. Coach Todd Bugg, Coach Tom Scott, Asst. Coach Jack Leiby Clutch free throws Almenas and "SinRe" sez: NO to Drugs ^B/t ^^jm\ Heavy D in polka dot boxers gives Billy a screen Brendan goes up for the jam as Rob goes Baseline 35 GIRLS' JV BASKETBALL Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Coach Karen Kym, Mojgone Azemun, Shira Wachtel, Erin Grant, Jessica Pursley, Andrea Peck, Bridget O'Connor, Tracy Sonka, Melinda Minear, Cyndi Liebovich, Molly Jamison, Veronica Barcelona, and Judy Clifton. ► t "Now, the first thing we have to do is trip their star player. . ." This year's girls' JV was no less than awesome. The young team stomped the opposition with their fast breaks and tough defense. Their first-year coach, Karen Kym, instilled enough chemistry in the team to lead them to the best JV record ever, 14-4. The right way to shoot a free throw. 36 .and the wrong way (notice something a little odd?) BOYS' JV BASKETBALL The JV team, though smaller in size and numbers than previous years' teams, stuck together despite losing several players as the season progressed. The team compiled a respectable 8-12 record and finished in third place at the Jacksonville ISD Shootout. The rec- ord does not reflect the team's competitiveness, as seen by the fact that they lost several close games by an average margin of only 2.7 points. Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Steve Kim, Jai Singh, Jeff Kim, Asst. Coach Todd Bugg, Brian Frizzell, Nate Stevens, HoSun Hwang, Jason Wolf, Joe Park, Dennis Hong, Dave Borgeson, Asst. Coach Jack Leiby, Coach Tom Scott, and Seth Kerlin. Not pictured: Finees Almenas and Dave Das. 37 GIRLS' CROSS-COUNTRY MEET W-^ PLACE Chrisman Chrisman Classic 2nd 4th Monticello 1st Paxton Invitational PAXTON Tuscola Invitational Unity RGfMftl 2nd St. Joseph Spartan Classic ^-^8 4th Normal U-High Invitational 1st Mahomet-Seymour Invitational 4th UNI INVITATIONAL 3rd •**■ »" / BOYS' CROSS-COUNTRY IRLS' SWIMMING MEET J* CENTRAL Bloomington Invitationa Centennial Normal U-High Olympia URBANA Springfield PLACE MEET Chrisman Chrisman C Monticello Paxton Invitatio PAXTON Tuscola Invitational Unity St. Joseph Spartan Classic Normal U-High Invitationa Mahomet-Sevmour Invitationa 4 2 10 5 1 1 1 5 4 5 Judah Christiar Charleston CENTENNIAL^y NORMAL CALVARY Mattoon KANKAKEE JUDAH CHRISTIAN Blue Mound-* Urbana Danville Normal Calvjry^ MATTOC Danville Bdfctist CHARLESTON BLUE MOUND Danvjffle BOYS' VARSITY GAME OPPONENT Armstrong 45 Danville Baptist 53 MELVIN-SIBLEY 48 Normal Calvary 52 Rossville-Alvin 81 DELAND-WELDON 58 ^^^ Beecher 65 76 Sheldon 78 52 M Tri-Valley 50 52 Wapella 58 61 OAKLAND 42 58 Jacksonville ISD 56 Peoria Christian 61 IMSA 69 NEWMAN 62 M TRI-VALLEY 52 NORMAL CALVARY 37 «fc|g| Judah Christian 56 JUDAH CHRISTIAN 32 DeLand-Weldon 48 81 39 L)| HERITAGE 54 60 St. Joseph-Ogden \ ARSITY c o R E B O A R D UNI 30 43 37 38 27 43 36 36 45 58 54 47 s 36 58 62 59 51 62 32 35 St. GAME BEMENT Danville Urbana [oseph-Ogden Chrisman TRI-VALLEY OAKLAND Buckley-Loda Melvin-Sibley Arthur BLUE RIDGE ILLA GROVE Oakland Heritage JAMAICA HEYWORTH Normal U-High BUCKLEY-LODA Armstrong ROSSVILLE-ALVIN Fisher St. Joseph-Ogden 39 ORGANIZATIONS There were oodles and oodles of clubs this year at Uni — many of the old clubs, as well as some interesting new clubs. There was Space Society, started by Josh Hopkins, Art Club by Tony Kim and Finees Almenas, Korean Club by Rob Kim, French Club by Josh Folk, and many many more. In addition to the traditional bake sales, clubs and organizations funded their activities with more interesting sales: Korean Club had a Korean food sale, and French Club sold T-shirts. Trips to exotic places were planned — for example, Latin Club to Rome?? Madrigals to England?? In addition to these fascinating cultural experiences, Gargoyle, Unique, and yearbook cranked out exciting publications for the Uni populace to devour; madrigals, chorus and orchestra made beautiful music; the chess, math and science teams continued their dominance; and the Agora Days committee gave us yet another psychedelic, fun- filled break from regular classes. Clubs and organizations at Uni are a great way to get involved in the school and make new friends. Uni's vast number of clubs offers just about everything anybody could want. . . from Tennis to Art, to being Unique.... Uni has got it all! 40 41 GARGOYLE Journalism became a "real" class this year and was responsible for producing all of the Gar- goyle issues. The editors were Frank Winter and Aaron Stigberg, the assistant editor was Dolly Banerjee, and the class was taught by Ms. Van Duzen Burns. The Uni students were treated with all sorts of articles, ranging from Uni sports updates to editorials to "Ye Olde Outdoor Cornre" to, finally, good ol' "Doctor Suzi" with her favorite motto to Gargoyle readers: "Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!" Future editors of The New York Times: Frank Winter and Aaron Stigberg Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Bobby Jamison, Alec Reisner, Ben Murphy, Alecia Terando, Jamie Bennett, Dave Kiddoo, Robert Kim, Fabio Gratton, Doug Jolly, Aaron Stigberg, Frank Winter, Dolly Banerjee, Jennifer Van Duzen Burns, Neena Tripathy, Tysan Huang, and Heidi van Es. 42 YEARBOOK This year, the yearbook staff worked hard getting this darn book together. They met every weekend at Tysan's house (and the school a couple of times). Sponsored by that courageous art dudette, Karen Hel- lyer, the staff worked through thick and thin, rain or shine, and even an icestorm or two. . . They sharpened grease pencils, played with techni-croppers, sniffed white out, missed deadlines, and ate pizza. The editors this year were Rob Kim, Tysan Huang, and Susan Pleck. Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Doug Jolly, Jenna Mahay, Rob Kim, Heidi van Es, Thomas Nguyen, Rachel Lebenson, Allison Wickens, Laura Kakoma, Ellen Wheeler, Sarah Miller, Arah Fogel, Alex Johnston, Emily Hsui, Kevin Curran, Jessica Pursley, Erica Joncich, Tracy Sonka, Christie Curran, Jenny Hsui, Kim Nelson, Mojgone Azemun, Caty Steigmann, Peter Nguyen, Tony Kim, Yulun Yang, Jyana Gregory, Sue Pleck, Tysan Huang, and Dezera Davis. GARGOYLE AND YEARBOOK PHOTOGRAPHERS THE EDITORS Left to right, top to bottom: Eman Jassim, Carolyn Burr, Josh Hopkins, Kevin Curran, Fritz Burkhardt, Tony Kim, and Mark Cowan. i L to R: Rob-ob-obert Kim, Ty-SAN Huang, SUUUUUUUUUUUE Pleck 43 EXECUTIVE STUDENT COUNCIL This year, Student Council was headed by that macho stud Jeff Hen- drickson. The council was in charge of Uni clubs' cash funds. From left to right: Pari 'BASKETBALL' Pandharipande, Angie 'SMILES' Lee, Jeff 'PREZ' Hendrickson, Fritz 'SPAZ' Burkhardt, and Troy 'TROJAN' Lozar. SFAC This year's Student Faculty Ad- visory Commitee worked hard trying to make Uni a happier, more peaceful, and 'gentler' school. They met each Friday over lunch in room 109. Pictured top to bottom, left to right: Jen- nifer Van Duzen Burns, Joel Crames, Noah Levin, Troy Lozar, Theo Francis, Ho Sun Hwang, Molly Robin-Abbott, Steve Ep- person, David Stone, and Rose- mary Laughlin. 44 SCIENCE SOCIETY Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Neena Tripathy, Deborah Reingold, Pari Pandharipande, Dolly Banerjee, Joshua Folk, Renxin Xia, David Stone, Zivar Baker, Jeremy Todd, Kevin Curran, Hosun Hwang, and David Gerlach Science Society, under the supreme leadership of Doc Stone, met to discuss the wonders of science and practice for Science Olympiad, in which they won all but one event. . . DOMINATION! LATIN CLUB Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Arah Fogel, Caty Steigmann, Andrea Peck, Joey Friedman, Kate Depew, Noab Levin, Joe Monahan, Dezera Davis, Omar Jassim, Andrew Fernandez, Tim Skirvin, Sean Barrett, and Frances Newman This year's Latin Club was sponsored by Mrs. Newman. They spent their days reliving the glory of the Roman Empire and holding bake sales in order to fund a return trip to Rome. % ■ * 1 I FRENCH CLUB French Club was new this year. Un- der the sponsorship of Madame Arlabosse and prez Josh Folk, the group had bake sales and T-shirt sales. They even made grand plans to go to "gay Pareee. . ." Korean Club was another brand spanking new or- ganization this year. Under the leader- ship of Robert Kim, both Koreans and those who wanted to be got to sample down-home "Seoul" cooking and other fascinating tidbits of Korean culture. Pictured top to bottom, left to right: Kim Nelson, Joyce Lee, Zivar Baker, Stephanie Alsberg, Andrea Jackson, Adam Wengert, Jason Wolf, Brian Frizzell, Susan Wieckowska, Dave Borgeson, Dennis Hong, Joe Park, Deborah Reingold, Aaron Grossman, Jen Lane, Severine Arlabosse, Tony Kim, Jeff Schomer, Emily Hsui, Amy Wen, Karen Lamb, Lito Papanicolas, Keren Yairi, Mimi Marty, Jyana Gregory, Derek Flynn, Ann Van Ho, and Joshua Folk KOREAN CLUB Pictured left to right, top to bottom: Martin Reznek, Brendan DeTemple, Joe Park, Han Paik, Robby Auler, Noah Levin, John Moore, Derek Flynn, Joe Monahan, Jeff Kim, Arah Fogel, Amy Wen, Joyce Lee, Stephanie Alsberg, Andrea Jackson, Allison Wickens, Angie Lee, Caroline Kim, Thomas Nguyen, Ho Sun Hwang, Steve Kim, Caty Steigmann, Susan Wieckowska, Karen Lamb, Peter Nguyen, Eddie Lee, Sang Hwang, Robert Kim, Anh Van Ho, Dennis Hong 46 ELECTIONS COMMITTEE Fritz Burkhardt was the lone member of this year's committee. He effectively administered the elections for SFAC and Student Council, which were held in May to choose the 1990-91 officers (subbies also elected this year's officers in September). SPACE SOCIETY This new and exciting club enjoyed discussing the wonders of the universe and watching fascinating films and the profits from bake sales, (pictured left to right: David Gerlach, Jan Dornhoff, Michael Jacobs, Josh Hopkins, Chris Davis, Renxin Xia, and Deborah Reingold) TENNIS CLUB Tennis Club got underway this year with weekly excursions to perfect their skills at the U of I clay courts as well as plans to attend local pro tour- naments, (pictured top to bottom, left to right: Sameer Bavishi, Hugo Soskin, Caty Steigmann, Amy Wen, Fritz Burkhardt, Dana Wagner, and Kevin Curran) 47 STUDENTS FOR A BETTER WORLD UNIQUE The staff of Unique spent long hours poring over stu- dents' masterpieces in order to publish the annual school creative magazine. They were led by Tasha van Es, Mimi Marty, and Peter Nguyen and sponsored by Anita Feng. Pictured here top to bottom, left to right: Jason Butler, Tony Kim, Anita Feng, Jen- ny Moon, Monica Bavishi, Robert Brown, Yulun Yang, Anna Neatrour, Isobel Stasheff, Dezera Davis, Me- lanie Adcock, Jeremy Todd, Janet Dornhoff, Peter Nguyen, Lesley Lundeen, Tasha van Es, Erga Der- showitz, Rachel Lebenson, Andrea Mustain, Jon Ott, Elizabeth Barrette, Mimi Marty, Tysan Huang, Susan Wieckowska Now in its second year, SFBW was led by Kate, Jamie and Alecia and spon- sored by Ms. Kaplan. Its members raised lots of mon- ey and toys for our South African sister school by hav- ing bake sales, dances and THE BOX!!! Pictured here, top to bottom, left to right: Han Paik, Steve Kim, Sang Hwang, Brendan DeTemple, Joe Monahan, Noah Levin, Emily Chaney, Ellen Eischen, Jeff Kim, Me- lissa Schoeplein, Suzy Baumsgard, Arah Fogel, Caty Steigmann, Heidi van Es, Jenny Moon, Jenna Mahay, Jamie Bennett, Kate Depew, Nate Stevens, Tony Kim, Christie Curran, Emily Hsui, Alecia Terando, Joan- na Burton, Monica Bavishi, Angie Lee, Mojgone Azemun, Abby Davis, Amy Wen, Mimi Marty, Thomas Nguyen, Joyce Lee 48 tVu Pictured left to right: Eric Phillips, Jon Tsai, Dana Wagner, Chris Weber, Jason Butler, Mickey Nanda, Tze-John Tang, Evan Chen, Chris Butler, Peter Chou, Philip Lin, Megan Morgan, Che-Wei Wang, Melinda Minear, Corey Hochman, Robbie Johnson, Jane Zhang, Timothy Grace, Omar Jassim, James Chang, Sean Barrett CHESS CLUB The incredibly awe- some Chess Team was once again suc- cessful in proving how smart Uni is. They met each week, played games, worked on their strat- egies, and ate their lunches. Mr. Butler was the sponsor and led the team to many victories. MATH TEAM The Math Team kept up Uni's rep- utation by placing well at various competitions. At their meetings they practiced for experience and were led by the energetic, charis- matic Mr. Pat. Pictured left to right: Philip Lin, Jon Tsai, Dave Das, James Chang, Thi Kyin, Megan Morgan, PAT, Kimberly Hendrickson 49 RUSSIAN CLUB Russian Club was born this year. The members helped spread the spirit of glas- nost by watching Russian movies, having tea parties, and listening to guest speak- ers. They were led by seniors Monica Bavishi and Dolly 'Jamboree' Banerjee. Pictured left to right: Heidi van Es, Yulun Yang, Jennifer Grucza, Cathy Goodal Kimberly Hendrickson, Matt Colby, Fritz Burkhardt, Alyx Parker, Monica Bavisb Dolly Banerjee, and Molly Robin-Abbott Pictured left to right: Mark Cowan, Dave Kiddoo, Veerle Peshkin, Doug Jolly, Ben Murphy, Theo Francis, and Jeff Hendrickson. LOUNGE COMMITTEE The Lounge Committee could be seen cleaning and redeco- rating the newly (ahem. . .) fur- nished lounge this year. They had Velvet Elvis Bake Sales, provided the school with a de- cent record/tape player and records, as well as holding such activities as Orgasm Day II and The Wall of Sex. 50 I L * 1 CHORUS Mixed Chorus once again filled the South (and occa- sionally North) Attic with liltingly lovely melodies. They performed winter and spring concerts and toured the St. Louis area on a week- end in April. (L to R, T to B): Han Paik, Jon Ott, Thomas Nguyen, Dave Das, Julie Huls, Joe Monahan, Peter Nguyen, Chris Davis, David Warfel, Carl Crawford, Mike Bekiares, Aaron Grossman, Mark Mohr, Melissa Schoeplein, Catherine Goodall, Aaron O'Connor, Marsha Magnus, David Bodnar, David Kim, Alyx Parker, Andrea Mustain, Jyana Gregory, Erin Grant, Erin Reep, Maria Shoemaker, Stephanie Tredway, Mimi Marty, Andrea Jackson, Shannon Meares, Lito Papanicolas, Amy Wen, Joyce Lee, Sonia Johnson, Allison Wickens, Zivar Baker, Molly Robin-Abbott, Juliette Dade, Kian Fatemi, Stephanie Alsberg, Eyamba Bokamba, Amy Fogel, Jessica Nolen, Mojgone Azemun, Kelly Schrepfer, Christie Curran, Caroline Kim, Sivan Ritz, Amy Parker, Robert Brown, Jason Butler, Eddie Lee, Kie Ross, Karen Lamb, Sue Pleck, Sarah Miller, Jenny Kang, Yvette Cataneo, Joanna Burton, Susan Wieckowska, Emily Chaney, Abby Davis, Suzy Baumsgard, Anna Neatrour, Angela Sohn, Juwan Song, Linnea Terando, Angie Lee, Tasha van Es, Bridget O'Connor, Shira Wachtel, Robin Morgan ORCHESTRA This year's orchestra, under the supervision of Smurfy Murphy, worked hard to per- fect their already fine musical abilities. The group, much larger than ever before, per- formed concerts, and harmo- nized in happy unison. . . (pictured top to bottom, left to right): Patty Mullally, Heinrich Hock, Robert Parker, Lesley Lundeen, Aerin O'Neill, Alison Cheeseman, Sarah Miller, Kie Ross, Alex Betts, Robert Brown, Philip Lin, Dan Shunk, Catherine Goodall, Melissa Schoeplein, Tim Grace, Jeff Thorn, Jane Dokko, Ellen Eischen, Laurel Herendeen, Peter Norby, Rachel Lebenson, Tracy Sonka, Laura Glaser, Jennifer Auler, Jennifer Grucza, Joshua Folk, Veronica Barcelona, Robyn Shelton, Jessica Pursley, James Chang, Joyce Lee, Amy Jackson, Hugo Soskin, Richard Murphy, Matt Colby, Peter Chou, Molly Robin-Abbott, Arah Fogel, Angela Sohn, Aaron Grossman, Eddie Lee, Heather Ort, Tze-John Tang, Che-Wei Wang, Erica Joncich, and Andrea Mustain MADRIGALS Despite having to rehearse late at night on Wednesdays, the madrigal singers still managed to charm the hearts of many listeners during the holiday season. Unfortunately, a picture was not available, but the group consists of Yvette Cataneo, Juliette Dade, Erin Grant, Angie Lee, Sarah Miller, Caroline Kim, Joyce Lee, Robin Morgan, Kie Ross, Allison Wickens, Mike Bekiares, Chris Davis, Eddie Lee, Hugo Soskin (first semester), Joe Monahan, Peter Nguyen, Jon Ott, and Han Paik. 51 HISS The members of H.I.S.S., the His- torical Simulation Society, spent much of this year fighting each other over medieval England as well as the usual trading, devel- oping and sacking of various oth- er times and places. H.I.S.S. has also begun diversifying into other activities such as constructing a World War I trench and program- ming several computer simula- tions that will be used in Mr. But- ler's future classes. Pictured left to right: Eric Phillips, Joshua Hopkins, Jon Tsai, Dave Watanabe, Deborah Reingold, Robbie Johnson, Phillip Lin, Mr. Butler, David Bopp, Robert Parker, and Jeff Greeley ART CLUB Art Club was a new club this year, envisioned and devel- oped by Tony and Finees, and sponsored by that art dudette once again, Karen Hellyer. They met on every other Thursday in the art room dur- ing lunch and talked about ideas. Their work will hope- fully expand the artistic por- tion of Unique, and they helped with the set for the Spring Musical. JHHHBHHHMHHHHji* ! 4Y\ * 52 Pictured left to right: Stephanie Alsberg, Susan Wieckowska, Melanie Adcock, Andrea Jackson, the ghost of Ms. Hellyer, Alison Cheeseman, Tony Kim, Andrew Phillips, Amy Jackson, and Finees Almenas. AGORA DAYS COMMITTEE Agora Days was fantasti- cal once again this year under the superior super- vision of the amazing, wonderful, stupendous, great, gorgeous, terrrrrrif- fic (alright, alright. . . maybe they weren't all that great. . .) goddesses. They met on Wednesdays at lunch and many times on weekends to schedule and organize classes. They worked really hard. . . Thanks a lot guys!! Pictured top to bottom, left to right: THE GODDESSES: SIVAN RITZ (cracker), JULIETTE DADE, ANGIE LEE (Kim), and CAROLINE KIM (Lee)!!! Tony Kim, Kie Ross, Dolly Banerjee, Karen Lamb, Joyce Lee, Amy Wen, Stephanie Alsberg, Allison Wickens, Andrea Jackson, Emily Hsui, Sarah Miller, Jeff Schomer, Jenny Kang, Michael Jacobs, and sponsor Adele Suslick GERMAN CLUB German Club had yet an- other wacky wild Kool- Aid style year filled with German games, Deut- sches Talking T's and more yummy Black For- est Cake for the whole school. Sponsored by Frau Henry, the group had fun frolicking in Uni's own personal Deutschland! Left to right, top to bottom: Frau Henry, Philip Lin, Robyn Shelton, Tim Day, Maria Shoemaker, Christie Curran, Erin Grant, Kevin Curran, Anne Volk, and Kevin Prior. 53 FACULTY 54 Teachers have long been valued at Uni for their high level of knowledge and dedication. As always, they helped out not only by enlightening us with their fine teaching, but also by sponsoring various organizations, taking stats at basketball games, and keeping us out of trouble. Several new faculty members arrived, including a whole new Russian department, Senior English and Creative Writing teacher Anita Noble (who soon proceeded to confuse us all by changing her name to Feng), and Karen Hellyer, the art teacher and our be- loved yearbook sponsor. 55 ADMINISTRATION/COUNSELING Cathy Eads served as a secretary in the main office and was quite helpful to those in need. Joel Crames was Assistant Director and was very friendly to people walking by his office. r, ii . i. . j .1 • t- ■ 4.-* 4.- j * u . i i i Steve Epperson acted as assistant administrator for Russell Ames directed this tine institution and taught subs how to learn, . . .. . ,. A1 , T , . . . , , ,, . i , , , ° instruction, taught Algebra I, and interrogated people about their unexcused absences. The all-knowing Barb Aschenbrenner ran the office and was in charge of the dreaded attendance sheets. Randy Musselman was in charge of finances and eagerly accepted all our money. He also had the prestigious job of kicking everyone out of the building promptly at 4:30 (but he was very nice about it). 56 j/lll Lori Baker was the secretary in the counseling office. Among her many Jeff Smith was counselor for this year's sophomores and juniors, duties was setting up students' appointments with counselors. He helped and advised students on various Uni and collegiate- type matters. Ruth Harris was the new teacher of Learn, Think and Study. She also helped keep Mr. Epperson company. Barbara Gutowsky was the alumni affairs dudette. Joan Levy was the college consultant for juniors and seniors. She also Dean Davis-Smith arrived in October, taking Liz Wagner's place set up the Spring Break east coast college tours for juniors. as counselor for subs and freshmen. 57 ENGLISH Jennifer Van Duzen Burns (JVDB) terrorized yet another freshman class with Lord of the Flies and aided future news reporters 8th hour in Journalism. Audrey Wells kept herself busy by teaching the subbies, leading the seniors in Social Advocacy, sponsoring the stu- dent production, heading the English department, and light- ing up the halls with her sunny smiles. Adele Suslick led the sophomores in the killing of Julius Caesar and enlightened the subbies on the basics of real swell English. 58 Anita Feng assigned speeches on such notable poets as Keats (Ezra Jack, thf is) and had her class debate the changes in her name. . . Noble, Feng or is : Cher? FINE ARTS : .0/ The fine arts department at Uni was smaller this year than most. The enthu- siastic members were: Karen Hellyer, the art dudette who taught all the art classes, introduced media arts, and sponsored art club and YEARBOOK; Richard Murphy, who instructed Chorus, Madrigals and Orchestra and helped out with the mu- sical; and Laura Reneau, who directed all the school-sponsored productions and taught Drama class. LIBRARY The library folks helped Uni students to find information as well as pleasure reading. These magnificent book- people were (clockwise from top left) Sarah Schuh, Fran- ces Jacobson, student Neena Tripathy, Lea Johnson (whose red-hot lover had to be pictured here instead) and Runelle Shriver. 59 SOCIAL STUDIES Philippa Kaplan, a full-fledged member of the department this year, wowed the sophomores with tier knowledge of geography and South Africa. Joanne Wheeler, "Mrs. American History," taught juniors to love their country and enlightened freshmen about Western Civ. c.s. Peter Kimble, Uni's resident computer wizard, taught the ever-popular Intro- ductory Computer Science as well as Ad- vanced Computer Sci- ence and ruled over the PLATO and IBM labs, detracting great- ly from the quality of students' work by not allowing them to eat in the labs. Barbara Wysocki (Berggren) taught geography to subs and sophomores and led Social Advocacy along with Ms. Wells. '<- gtabe cr*Tvov*A ftf *- ^H -- >»».» , »^». «.'c»».l Molly Jamison Omar Jassim Sonia Johnson Erica Joncich Laura Kakoma Seth Kerlin Rachel Lebenson Eddie Lee Horng-Shin Li Jillanna Mercer Andrea Mustain Thi Kyin Lesley Lundeen 78 Aerin O'Neill Heather Ort Jon Ott Lito Papanicolas Alyx Parker Robert Parker Jessica Pursley Molly Robin-Abbott Robyn Shelton Tracy Sonka David Warfel Keren Yairi Victoria Prussing Maria Shoemaker Yulun Yang 79 They finally stopped playing when they noticed that the ball was missing. 80 sup, homeboy?" Mojgone Azemun Suzie Baumsgard Chris Bear Mike Bekiares SOPHOMORES ^^^ ' Ci 4fc i ^\ ■»Vjf v \A '• R^'4Hfi v-4 f 1 *JLjJF r ■ -■ :— ■ 1 This year's sophomores had nothing but thrills in class as they experienced the wonders of chemistry, traveled through time with Odysseus and Julius Caesar and bade farewell to Mr. B's beloved feed- back models. However, they still found time amid all this excitement to sponsor such important school functions as the Hallow-giving and Winter Dances with the leadership of (left to right) Dopey, Sleepy and Happy. David Borgeson James Chang Peter Chou Judy Clifton Christie Curran Dave Das Yvette Cataneo Evan Chen 82 Arah Fogel Brian Frizzell Loretta Gendville Corey Hochman HoSun Hwang Jenny Kang Brad Kibler Joyce Lee Cyndi Liebovich Melinda Minear Mark Mohr Megan Morgan Anna Neatrour Bahareh Harandi Phillip Lin 83 Kim Nelson Thomas Nguyen Joe Park Kelly Schrepfer Isobel-Marie Stasheff Caty Steigmann Eric Phillips Holly Stephens 84 Tari Toppe Anne Volk Amy Wen 85 86 — Chad in a world of his own "Mrs. Castellon's in jail!" Doing Geography? MILK. It does a body good. 87 Finees Almenas Stephanie Alsberg Matt Asher Robby Auler Fearless leaders: Rep Jamie, Pres Han, Sec/Treas Alli-SON Zivar Baker Dezera Davis Jamie Bennett Brendan DeTemple Aaron Buckley Kate Depew 88 JUNIORS!!! As always, the juniors were very busy. They continued their amazing "Pack-the-Place" victo- ries, held numerous fund-raising events in or- der to stage an awesome prom, and contributed greatly to the hum-drum social life of the school. They had heavy course loads and had to stay awake in English to do U.S. History homework. Derek Flynn Josh Folk David Gerlach Ben Goldsteen Allison Hightshoe Anh Van Ho Josh Hopkins Sang Hwang Steve Kim Tony Kim Karen Lamb Jeff Kim 89 Mimi Marty Bridget O'Connor Andrew Phillips Veerle Peshkin 90 Susan Pleck Avi Porton Deborah Reingold Emily Robin-Abbott Dan Shunk Jai Singh Nate Stevens Shira Wachtel Chris Weber Michael Wei Shelby White Susan Wieckowska Renxin Xia 91 "I'll just recopy it and change the name. . ." 92 93 94 95 Sonja's cuisine Hugo meets Hans and Franz - ^ k feV 1 ^B ^^^^^g_ -9 ■ 1 *•!» "' ^^B Casual lounge contemplation Come on baby, light my fire. 96A LOUNGING "Okay, okay, Ben, I'll listen to this music!!" 96B ^^^' j&jrfh^M " JBl^jJH w -^1 * 1 Carolyn vegetates II King Theo and his followers 96C SENIORS 96D 1990 96E Dolly Banerjee "We should enjoy here while we're here. . . cause there's no here there!" -Ziggy, by Tom Wilson "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.'' -Ralph Waldo Emerson "We may live separately, but we are leaves of the same tree.'' -Mahatma Gandhi "Imagine all the people Living life in peace You may say I'm a dreamer But I'm not the only one I hope someday you'll join us And the world will live as one.'' -John Lennon, "Imagine" Elizabeth Rochat Barrette "Beneath all stars, all lands are one." -Wendy Pini Tlo matter how powerful a wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style." -Steven Brust "One could envy the elegance of a falling star, which leaves nothing behind but a memory." -Shirelle "Yes?" -Robert Brown's answer to "Oh, God" "1 have nothing to go home to." -Anna "People kept blaming things on me. They said it was my fault." -me "1 have given up on reality and am currently searching for a good fantasy." -gamers all over the world Monica Bavishi The love of money is the root of all evil." The Mew Testament Lack of money is the root of all evil." George Bernard Shaw What the helllll!" -Jenny M. Hello?. . .Uhuh. . .yeah. . .urn. .well, I gotta go now. Bye!" -Nellie N. People are people, so why should it be you and I should get along so awfully?" -Depeche Mode Frederick Leslie Burkhardt Fritz "C'mon, Fritz baby, you know you wanna give it to me." -Yvette Cataneo Touch you once, touch you twice I won't let go at any price I need you know like I need you then You always said we'd still be friends. . . Someday'' -OMD "Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave and grow old wanting to get back to." -John Pearce "He stretched out his arms to the crystalline radiant sky. 1 know myself,' he cried, but that is all.'" -This Side of Paradise Carolyn Elizabeth Burr "Rolyn" There is more to be learned on one day of discomfort, poverty and anxiety than in a lifetime of happiness, security, riches and power." -Anonymous "Play for more than you can afford to lose, and you will leam the game." -Winston Churchill "Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all." -Helen Keller "Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?" -Ana Fradkin "Seize the day." -Robin Williams, Dead Poets' Society "I'm always right." -Ellen Wheeler Vera Joanna Burton "It is only those who have never listened who find themselves in trouble eventually because it is extremely dull to grow old with nothing inside your head but your own voice. Tedious to put it mildly." -Aunt Susan, The House In riorham Gardens "Are you kidding me, Joanna? I'm sure there is a definite possibility!" -Robin Morgan "You are so cute!" -neenabingo "Knight in shining armor, say your prayers." -my sister, Maya Mark J. Cowan "Just say it: Looooooooooomis." -Ben Murphy "Uh huh, uh huh. . .Yeah" -Pat Shut up or I'll shove a license plate up your a$$. . .sideways." -Mark Baylor ". . .It's just your nineteenth nervous breakdown." -Rolling Stones jj^ 7v% TJ^Ti, ^^*" a^m £» Hh V I 1^ '' 'V Kevin Michael Curran The dangers of boxer shorts, by Doug Jolly: They don't give you any control." and "I got briefs on underneath just in case I get excited." "1 can't believe my mom didn't sign the quote, Well, 1 hate you, Ellen' -Dr. Wheeler." -Ellen Wheeler Honest words from an English teacher: "Isn't it true, sometimes you have to lie." -Mrs. Feng "Lead, follow, or go away!" -Anonymous "It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether you win." -Trump, the game "Those were pretty easy to get off on." -Kie Ross Juliette Dade "Sola, sola! Wo ha, ho! Sola, sola!" -The Merchant of Venice "What else is there but boys, makeup and food?" -Kie Ross "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde "Suppose Life is an old man carrying flowers on his head." -e.e. cummings A murder without a gleaming pair of scissors is like asparagus without the hollandaise sauce — tasteless." -Alfred Hitchcock "But 1 never did go for anybody who reminded me of a box of spilled spaghetti." -All the King's Men 96H R. Christopher Davis "Liver is a viscous colloid of putrid protein, located just south of the diaphragm, lounging like a whore on a pillow of fat." -The Rocky Mountain Boys plus Jerry "Yah, what he said.\" -Andy Foland "OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOOOH, OOM, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH." -Fat Benatar "Kinda hard to fit that into a song called 'Ping the Pong Ball of My Heart, Dear.'" -Albert, from Walt Kelly's Pogo "So if the elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy, punch a higher floor!" -Prince and the Revolution Janet Ann Dornhoff "Who wills, can. Who tries, does. Who loves, lives." -Dragonflight 'If you've got twelve subbies, and you want to pick eight of them to put in the microwave oven ..." -Mr. Pat "A mind is a terrible thing." -Theo "There's two e's in stupid." -Robert (Waldorf) "I never drink . . . wine." -Dracula Those who dance are thought mad by those who hear not the music." -anonymous "Little green men, sir? Oh, no, sir. I would never come to you with stories of little green men, sir. It's little green women. They keep the little green men locked up." -Elizabeth Bill Eisenstein "Be careful of the government you overthrow, because it might be your own." -Mort Sahl to the CIA "We didn't land on Plymouth Rock. It landed on us." -Malcolm X "The purpose of journalism is to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable." -I.F. Stone "You know the anti-Christ hasn't been here because we haven't had our hands stamped." -David W. "Qadaffi." -Frank W. "(to Ors and Clors) Excuse me, you're standing on my memories." -Peter Gabriel "Got no time to spread the news/ The time has come to be gone/ And though to health we drank a thousand times/ It's time to ramble on." -Led Zeppelin "I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die/ So let me live my life the way I want to." -Jimi Hendrix 97 Ana Fradkin "A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he'll feel worse when he feels better." -Anonymous "Oh, Ashley, how unchivalrous of you!" -Olivia De Havilland as Melanie Wilkes in Gone With the Wind Theo Francis "There's 150 million times more Beerdrinkers in America than there is Presidents." -Bill Carter "1 don't like them, Sam I Am." -Dr. Seuss "For God and nothing have a lot in common. You look either of them straight in the eye for a second and the immediate effect on the human constitution is the same." -Robert Fenn Warren "No. It's I, Azreel, the one with the lousy job. Excuse the inconvenience." -Salman Rushdie "You've got a rip in your hole." -Laurel Fabio Gratton "Those were good times-damn good times." -David Lee Roth from Skyscraper "Everybody's asleep — we can make as much noise as we want." -Alec Reisner "We got Bush!" -Bugger from Revenge of the nerds "They gave each other a smile with a future in it." -Dream a Little Dream (dedicated to Natalie Baird) "Got that Cheeka." -Tone Loc "Ain't nothin' like a Homie." -Tone Loc "Jack be nimble Jack be quick Jack burnt off his f*cking d*ck." -Andrew Dice Clay •K ■T{; Jeffrey Alan Hendrickson "I don't care about you, I'm just worried about my legal liability." -Mrs. Wheeler "Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.'' -Barry Qoldwater "The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before 1 sleep." -Tom Dooley quoting Robert Frost Michael L. Jacobs "And though I had slain a thousand foes less one, The thousandth knife found my liver; The thousandth enemy said to me, Mow you shall die Now none shall know And the fool, looking down, believed this, Not seeing, above his shoulder, the naked stars, Each one remembering." -Author unknown "A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away. -George Lucas — Journal of the Whills "To Life Immortal" -The Advocacy Robert Watt Jamison III Bobby "Do the Curly Shuffle." -Bobby, Doug, & Robert "Dog, this is not art!" -Ms. Anna Kindler to Doug "It's just a job." -Ricardo Tubbs to Sonny Crockett This is where the f@gs can be f@gs without getting hit." -Fabio at the annual campus Halloween party. "90% of the women in this world are beautiful; the other 10% go to Uni." -Joel Garcia "Why don't you shave, bitch?" -Mark Cahill "Sometimes you just gotta say, 'What the f*ck.'" -Risky Business "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." -all time worst country titles nvoWITY H.«. L1BRARV Robert Johnson Picture Not Available Alexandra Marie Johnston Alex "Poor Mexico — so far from God and so close to the United States." -Porfiro Diaz "Challenge me not, for I shall defeat thee." -Pari "Amor, salud, dinero, y el tiempo para gustarlo." -Mexican proverb. "I shut my eyes in order to see." -Paul Gauguin Douglas Thomas Jolly "Do the Curly Shuffle" -Bobby, Doug, & Robert 'No my first name ain't baby. It's Janet, Miss Jackson if you're nasty." -Janet Jackson "I'm so smooth." -Big Daddy Kane 'Someday, when I get to be rich and famous, I wonder if I'll still be the same sweet, lovable, humble person I am now." -Charles M. Schulz "How dare they challenge me with their primitive skills." -Mike Tyson "Sometimes I have to set the refs straight, 'cause I never foul." -Magic Johnson "You better eat your Wheaties!" -Jordan "How 'ya like me now?" -Kool Moe Dee 100 Caroline Yoon-Jung Kim "On a wonderful day like today, when the sun is as big as a yellow balloon, even the sparrows are singing in tune." -The Roar of the Greasepaint, the Smell of the Crowd "bohm bohm, buh dah bohm *chitz* bohm," "Lollipop!" and "Gimme some skin" -Stand By Me "Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away" -The Beatles "Yoku hurimasune?" -Kie "They say you are not you except in terms of other people. If there weren't any other people there wouldn't be any you because what you do, which is what you are, only has meaning in relation to other people. That is a very comforting thought when you are in the car in the rain at night alone, for then you aren't you, and not being you or anything, you can really lie back and get some rest." -All the King's Men Robert Y. Kim "Do the Curly Shuffle." -Bobby, Doug, 6e Robert "Money is like manure. If you spread it around, it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one place, it stinks like hell." -Clint Murchison "Yeahh, the Dallas Cowboys." -Steve Kim "There were about a million girls sitting and standing around. . .Girls with their legs crossed, girls with their legs not crossed, girls with terrific legs, girls with lousy legs, girls that looked like swell girls, girls that looked like they'd be bitches if you knew them. It was really nice sightseeing, if you know what I mean. . .you never saw so many phonies in all your life." -Holden Caulfield, The Catcher in the Rye Andrea Elaine Leap "In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language." -Mark Twain "Oh goody, and it's already assembled! Unless, of course, I break it." -my sister Carolyn, opening a present on Christmas Day "Good drivers don't need brakes." -Siegfried Famon, All Creatures Great and Small "Without music life would be a mistake." -Friedrich nietzsche "The answer, my friend, Is blowin' in the wind, The answer is blowin' in the wind" -Bob Dylan, Sonja, Hugo, and I 101 Angie Hyounji Lee "You caught me with my brain down." -Troy Lozar "You dumbo!" -Joyce Lee "God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends" -Mezner "On with the Dance; let joy be unconfined." -Byron "A million tomorrows will all pass away, eve I forgot all the joys that were mine today." -Unknown Troy Lozar "The Trojan One" "And the best thing you've ever done for me. It's to help me take my life less seriously. It's only life, after all." Indigo Girls, "Closer to Fine" "Oh God! Everyone else is lost again!" -the young Indiana Jones 'It's not what he can't do, but what he's forbidden to do that will irk and tear at the fabric of a man, inticing him to rebellion." -me "To be alive is dangerous, to be dangerous is to be alive." -me "Live happily. Die nobly." -Ken Kesey Sarah Elizabeth Miller The Two Headed Calf "Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual." -Laura Gilpin "A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men." -Anonymous "And you and me Are free to be You and me." -Bruce Hart Jenny H. Moon(y) "Think about the places I'd been, the people I'd like 2 see, I never understood the colorful dreams, Cause I can never understand what the colors mean. . . . It's what I C — and nobody can take that away from me." -BeLouis Some "Understanding is a dream" -Cure "Jenny, don't be stupid. Everybody changes — change is the only permanent thing." -Dorothy Moon 'So many adventures couldn't happen today. So many songs we forgot 2 play. So many dreams swinging out of the blue. We'll let them come true." -Alphaville Sonja Gabriella Moser "Pardon my appearance, but I just came from the battlefield. -Mussolini "It is better to be outrageous than to go unnoticed." -I forget "To be very happy. . . is so close to being very sad." -Dear Brutus "L'enfer c'est les autres" or "hell is others" -Sartre "Fine. You hate me." -Will "Aaaaahhh!! Scaaaaaanndaaaalll !!!!!" -Hugo, Andrea, and Me "I don't get older, I just evolve." -me Patricia Rose Mullally "We have to be in the present time, because only the present is real, only in the present moment can we be alive. We do not practice for the sake of the future, to be reborn in paradise, but to be peace, to be compassion, to be joy right now." -Thich What Hanh "A happiness that is sought for ourselves alone can never be found: for happiness that is diminished by being shared is not big enough to make us happy." -Thomas Merton "The purpose of life, after all, is to live it, to taste experience to the utmost, to reach out eagerly without fear for newer and richer experience." -Eleanor Roosevelt "I can be damn vicious when I want to." -Dolly Banerjee J. Benjamin Murphy "Hey Alecia! now I'm your pimp!" -Tony Kim "Just say it: Loooooooooomis." -Mark Cowan "nine hundred miles an hour/ A quarter inch off the ground/ A small gnat hits you/ You explode without a sound" -naked Raygun "Who's that?" "I don't know. Must be a king." "How can you tell?" "He hasn't got sh*t all over 'im" -Monty Python Mickey Nanda "The dollar is moot — Knowledge is king!" -Kool Moe Dee "I kill because the system has geared me to kill." -ICE-T "Don't look at me as a black man, I'm just a man, And it takes a man to deal with ignorance." -AnTHRAX "When a man lies he murders some part of the world These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives." -Master Cliff Burton "People hate people for color of face, no one had a choice in the race they were placed. Justice or corruption? It's all interlaced. How can you swallow this? I can't stand the taste!" -Master Rapper M.C. IPE-t Pari Pandharipande "If someone loves a flower, of which just one single blossom grows in all millions of stars, it is enough to make him happy just to look at the stars. He can say to himself: "Somewhere my flower is there. . . ' But if the sheep eats the flower, in one moment all his stars will be darkened. . . And you think that is not important!" -The Little Prince "Grownups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them." -Antoine de Saint-Exupery "The world is a complicated place, Hobbes." -Calvin 104 Kevin Prior "An eye for an eye will only make the world blind." -Gandhi "Man belongs to the earth. The earth does not belong to man." -unknown " Brotherhood -in a day when there is so much hatred at home and abroad Cheeriness -in a day when the pessimists have the floor and the cynics are popular Service -in a day when millions are interested in getting or grasping rather than giving." -E. Umer Goodman, Founder, Order of the Arrow, Boy Scouts of America Alec Reisner "Girls, let's get butt naked and f*ck!" -Ice-T "When in doubt, whip it out." -unknown "You can smoke the bologna pony, but not a Pckin' Marlboro." -Andrew Dice Clay \A/OK^ Oi /I Sivan Ritz *-> "He is so fine!" -Pari Pandharipande "The creatures outside looked from pig to man, . . .but already it was impossible to say which was which." -George Orwell, Animal Farm "There is really nothing more to say — except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take refuge in how." -Toni Morrison, The Bluest Eye. "I drank what?]" -reputed last words of Socrates 105 Kie M. Ross "Ambiguity is the spice of life" -Heather Garrett "It is worth noting, historically, that downers came in with Nixon." -Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas "Peculiar travel suggestions are dancing lessons from God." -Bokonon "The freedom of the press throughout the world where the capitalists rule is the freedom to buy up papers, the freedom to buy writers, to buy and manufacture public opinion in the interests of the capitalists." -Lenin "Elvis was hero to most, but he never meant s— to me." -Public Enemy, "Fight the Power" "The blood-sucking U.S. government is among the biggest drug dealers in the world, responsible for the crack cocaine epidemic being inflicted on our communities as chemical warfare." -African People's Socialist Party Hugo Soskin "Carpe Diem" -Horace, Dead Poets Society "Alexis, I've had all I can stomach from you" -Linda Evans, Dynasty "Stiffy, Stiffy, Stiffy" -Veerle, Ellen, & Patty "I want to drink a glass of wine in a counrty where the grapes is grown." -Pauline Collins, Shirley Valentine "Be England what she will, with all her faults, she is my country still." -Charles Churchill "Too funny" -Sonja, Andrea, & myself 'La scandale du monde est ce qui fait l'offense, et ce n'est pas pecher que pecher en silence." -Moliere "I want happiness and contentment and to live my life to the nth degree. I love what I do which is why I do so much." -Joan Collins Bonnie Elizabeth Stephens "Don't make excuses. One can live with failure but not with the excuses that take away the right to fail." -Robert Ludlum "I want a hug!" -Jeff "Isn't life beautiful, isn't life gay, isn't life the perfect thing to pass the time away." -Mason Williams "The only person you know you're going to live with from the day you're bom to the day you die is yourself." -Mom "Slow down, you're moving too fast. You've got to make the moment last." -Simon and Garfunkel "Why worry. There should be laughter after pain. There should be sunshine after rain." -Dire Straits "The most wonderful thing about Tigger's is I'm the only one!" -Tigger, Winnie the Pooh. "All I ever really needed to know I learned in kindergarten." -Robert Fulghum Aaron David Stigberg "And in the darkened underpass I thought, "Oh God, my chance has come at last.' But then a strange fear gripped me, and I just couldn't ask.'' -The Smiths We may return to Mozart/He was young and we, we are old/The snow is falling/and the streets are full of cries/Be seated, thou." -Wallace Stevens "Without music, life would be a mistake." -Friedrich Nietzsche "Lack of charisma can be fatal." -Jenny Holzer "Gosh, I wish I had never told the guys about my operation. Now they all call me Dog-Boy!" -Dog-Boy Alecia Marie Terando "Somebody with green eyes and a nice laugh, who I call Tooty Pie' or 'Bitsy Pookums.' -Hobbes "I need you for two seconds." -Murph "Is that all it takes?" -Angie Lee "I won't think about that now. I'll think about that tomorrow, for tomorrow is another day." -Scarlet O'Hara, Gone With the Wind "Gentlemen, let's broaden our minds." -Joker "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards." -Soren Kierkegaard "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." -Oscar Wilde Neena Tripathy "Life is short. Therefore, I shall be a crusader in the fight against ignorance and fear, beginning with myself." -Mrs. Dorothy Vickers-Shelley "They say time is money, so sell your watch today." -Men w/o Hats, "Messiahs Die Young" Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy." -unknown "I like the word indolence.' It makes my laziness seem classy." -Bern Williams Tasha Ruth van Es "Relax, alright. My old man's a T.V. repairman — he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." -fast Times at Ridgemont High "What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up,like a raisin in the sun or does it explode?" -Langston Hughes "It's like it's in 2-D!" -Heidi van Es "We all start out pretty much the same. Where you go from there is entirely up to you." -Grace Jones Ellen Miriam Wheeler "Chang bowed his little head clear to the sand, took a deep breath and slowly, very slowly said, 'Most Honorable Mother, Tikki tikki, tembo-no sa rembo-chari bari ruchi-pip peri pembo is at the bottom of the well." -Arlene Mosel, Tikki Tikki Tembo "*What7 said Piglet, with a jump. And then, to show that he hadn't been Frightened, he jumped up and down once or twice in an exercising sort of way." -A. A. Milne "There's more to life than biscuits, Marty." -Girl (Jess) in Hardee's commercial "Oh, Pooh! Do you think it's a-a-a Woozle?" -Piglet 108 Karol Allison Wickens Allison "Alive in triumph and Mercutio slain? Away to heaven respective lentity, And fire-eyed fury be my conduct now! now, Tybalt take the 'villain' back again That late thou gavest me. . . Oh, I am fortune's fool." -Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare "I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert But I can look and breathe and see the sun in wintertime." -Big Country "Dolly is a nerd!" -Patty "They left the house at half past nine in two straight lines in rain or shine the smallest one was Madeline." -Ludwig Bemelmans "Mr. Hooper's Dead, Pari!" -Ellen Frank M. Winter "Frnak" 'Well, Frank, it looks like you've lassoed yourself a hot sex princess." Bill E. It looks like you're playing hungry, hungry hippos." Aaron S. You're quoting Bill and Aaron, but you're not quoting me?" -Troy If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was bom . . . Don't tell anybody anything, if you do, you start missing everybody." -The Catcher In the Rye, J.D. Salinger "If you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true." -Cinderella (no, it isn't the rock group) 109 110 "Don't feed the books," Alec. The true color of Jeff's hair: pumpkin orange. "God, this hangover's worse than yesterday's." 'Please, Jenny, not in public' Tasha Carolyn 113 THEY WERE SO CUTE Doug Aaron i ii ^m ■ * - m L % V 4, <., ~ i m 1 ■as 1 r | <• j^-W^ -ssg P ► ^ ^kgjj&i -ln==P!l08 . « V 1 rrnrm 114 Hugo Rob Andrea • -* , , jfM ^H flam l ^^•^1 HI Monica -? \ = ~ 1^55591' \ ^ ■*' rijSI Neena Chris . . .WHAT HAPPENED ?? 115 THE SENIOR HISTORY. . . SENIOR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT I, Dolly Banerjee, leave exciting YEARS of P.E. to Joyce and Amy W., countless hello's and a perfectly popped bag of popcorn to Holly S., an unchaperoned trip to a gambling casino to Melinda M, eternal respect and basketball camaraderie to Su and Hightshoe (plus best of luck next year), dots to Murph, a yackadactyl to Veerle, a seatbelt to Michael W. in case he's in a car I'm driving again, constructive criticism (and mood swings) to Marsha M., a successful marriage and "undoable" bow ties to Ms. Wysocki, happy, memorable junior and senior years to Jenny K., and my appreciation and thanks to all the teachers and best of luck to Uni. . .oh yeah, I leave my gullibility to all deserving souls out there. I, Elizabeth Barrette, being of resounding mind and a body that is none of your business, do hereby leave my seat in the first floor hall to Robert B., the apples from my lunch to Mr. Pat (if you have one apple and one apple. . .) and my chair in the library to Runelle, from whom I stole it in the first place. I am keeping my seat by the window. I, Monica Bavishi, leave Mimi M. all the luck in the world to succeed (and go to Duke U.), Jeff K. my fantastic taste in music, and Jeff S. and Ho my skiing ability. To my fellow Russian II class, I leave my sympathies, and to my brother Sameer, I leave my best wishes. I, Fritz Burkhardt, will to Kelly all my U.S. History notes, to Cass some Kangaroos, to Horng-Shin a book of 101 baby names so she can get a spellable name, my love of fitness to anyone who wants it, Stefan's powerful libido to Jyana, and to my home boy Eli, I will my brand new cherry red turbo-charged Porsche and my ability to pick up sub girls cuz he needs all the help he can get. I, Carolyn Burr, leave a green pepper to Stephanie A., tips, burps, good laughs and a $20 bill from Avanti's to Kim and Heidi, a bottle of shampoo to Andrea J., laryngitis to Al, a "Yo" to Mr. Pat, all my gossip to Sally and Bonnie, my locker and some Velveeta shells to Shelby, the love and respect that he deserves to Dan, the memory of Dali to all throwers, a brownie, Cail and a hug to Chris W., my wedding ring and a night of hot, passionate sex to Aaron H., and a white rose as a symbol of his innocence to Tony. I, Joanna Burton, leave Nate rainy days and a pair of my car keys, Robin all the things she ever left at my house (which right now includes a full outfit and a spoon), Kate an F# Phrysian scale, my sister Morgan all my love and affection, David a dozen blue roses, Matt the green bucket of death, Yvette a French braid, and Neenabingo a hug (even if she is graduating). I, Mark Cowan, will Veerle a t-shirt and various positions (?) in the lounge. To Dave, I leave the back table in the physics room, a six-pak and memories of all the songs we sang. To Shelby, I leave a new bumper for her car. And to Yvette, I leave a set of handcuffs and patience to get through her remaining years at Uni. I, Kevin Curran, leave my death-defying ability to stay at Uni for six years to Veerle, the boys' varsity swim team to Avi, Corey, Joey, and as many other people as possible, the soccer team to the (hopefully) numerous members (especially Allison H.), Science Society and Science Olympiad to the power- hungry juniors and a chance at nationals to Mr. Stone, and lastly, The Curran Legacy at Uni ('81-'92) to my sister Erin Christine. I, Juliette Dade, leave a dozen field trips to Jyana, best wishes for a happy marriage to Barbie, two more years of fitness without me to Joyce L. and Amy W., a gorgeous pair of legs to Kate D., a sexy little mermaid to Han P., my thanks to Barb, Cathy, Randy, and Lori, lots of luck and some French braids to Yvette, some scruffs to Sue P., something nice to Mr. Murphy, and lots of love to everyone else. I, Chris Davis, do hereby bequeath to all my fellow students my love for knowledge, the trivial and abstract as well as the practical and the applicable. In addition to this, I leave to Josh H. my love for space technology and exploration and to Josh and all of next year's cross-country team, my love for running (see you at the Urbana Lake Run). To Jon Ott, Han Paik, Joe Monahan, Peter Nguyen, Mike Bekiares, and Eddie Lee, I leave my love for singing. To Uni, I leave my thanks; I've made more friends and learned more about myself and life in general in these past three years than I have in the previous sixteen. Thank you everybody. I, Jan Dornhoff, leave my unsound mind, which I got from my sister, to Jeremy, a wooden stake to Robert, a cup of tea to Isobel, a Japanese dictionary to Anna, my hair and "sex in Zero G with Willem Dafoe" to Veerle, a map of his house to Mike, a Jaguar, rubberbands, and tinkertoys to Destructo Sr., Jason, a piglet to Runelle, and luck to all. I, Bill Eisenstein, hereby leave to Josh F. a seat on the bench in the Kenney Gym locker room, to Brendan D. a technical foul, to the basketball team some shred of musical taste, to Dave K. my everlasting love of the Cubs, to Mr. Stone my 52 other personalities, to Veerle a deck of cards, to Dr. Fresco Dan, to Joe Monahan a Xerox machine, and to Mrs. Marty the respect that nobody else gives her. I, Ana Fradkin, leave my ability to know how many days of school there are left on the first day of school to the subbies who have a million of them and my spaciness to anyone who has ever noticed it. I also leave Al Ledgin a razor and lots of luck and all the green peppers in the world to future swim teams. I, Theo Francis, leave the directorship of Uni to Mr. Epperson, the Lounge to Veerle, all my memories and anecdotes of Steve Fechtman to Anne, both Anal Antics chairs to Dan, a tres to Robin, Kate and Yvette (who also gets many thanks), the lounge Salon and my undying affection to Tysan, a sense of humility to Martin, my glasses to all those who cannot (or will not) see, my torn flannel to Jyana, a hearty "woof" to Emily Robin-Abbott, a subscription to The Militant to Robby Auler and a long-promised Cracker-Jacks ring to Emily Hsui. I, Jeff Hendrickson, leave to Dan S. my pure mind and psychiatric counseling, Joe M. a razor, Noah L. and Martin all the profits from my 900 number, and student council members thanks. I, Michael L. Jacobs, being of sick mind and infirm body, do hereby bequeath to David a blue library chair, to Mrs. Jacobson a 12-gauge shotgun, to Noah a vat of Boston baked beans, to Kate a miniature white porcelain toilet, to Jamie a hair pick, to Heidi a brecks flower catalog, to Steve T. mild comprehension, to Mrs. Wheeler a complete set of quotes from Abba Eban, and to Chris W. I bequeath absolute silence and a pessimistic attitude. I, Alex Johnston, leave a Korean rap tape for Hosun, a Besuch to Christie C. and Anne V., friendship to Amy, Joyce, and Emily for making P.E. fun again, and a deal to Amy W. German III, I leave forever!! I, Doug Jolly, leave my aggressiveness to Allison H., my yellow cards to Brian F., my GPA to Josh F., the 73 Speed Sticks that I got two years ago to Borgeson, my car to Heidi and Kim, my awesome, double pump, driving across the lane B-S to Steve K., my vertical hop to Denny, and cinammon rolls and a partridge in a pear tree to Jenna. I, Caroline Kim, hereby bequeath my womanliness and a LOUD note to the awesome altos Joyce (Big oP the Swede) and Amy W., assorted swiss choc- olates to Jenny Kang, an extra period to Murph for his music classes, good luck to future Madrigals, Agora Days to the next bunch of deities, a Korean flag to Jamie, my healthy lungs to Noah, my dance moves to little bro Eddie the Tiger, the legacy to the leftover Kims and lots of happiness to Tony, the memory of one night to Jon O., and a can of hairspray (no chlorofluoro- carbons) to my "beloved" David. I, Robert Kim, being the arrogant genius that I am, refuse to leave anything to the geeks of Uni High other than my undying brotherly love to Jason Wolf and Steve Kim. I, Andrea Leap, leave Andrea M. my patience in dealing with baby powder and whistles, a tutor to Robin M., a bag of burnt peanuts to Noah L., everything pink to Heidi, and a book on politics to Kate — she knows why she needs it. To Yvette, I leave a cross-eyed oriental, and finally, to Jamie B., I leave a pair of feet, the fact that I shaved my legs this morning, and some respect, because no one else gives it to him. I, Angie Lee, leave a big box of Bisquick to Finees, "a diple as BIG as your head" to Peter and Robin, some Grog's pizza and Kenney Gym to the Agora Days Committee, a twinkie and a taco to Jamie, a smile to Noah, a box of Sapporo Ichiban to my "little sister," Amy, 118 a contact lens and some string to tie Jenny and Joyce's toes together, to Eddie, a Big Puffer Fish to those who were at Taco John's that night, a new, finely tuned piano to Murph, my ego to all the Koreans, and all my love and my great physics notes to Joyce. I wish you all the best of luck. I, Troy Darius Lozar, conspicuously making no stupid "sound etc. . ." cracks, leave the following in no particular order. To Erga Dershowitz a busload of smiles to pay back for all the ones she's given me everyday. To Noah Levin the sincere confidence in his abilities that he seems to lack. To Jamie Bennett, Audrey Wells, and Heidi van Es I leave my sincere admiration. To Dana Wagner I leave a fresh supply of sarcastic remarks and the honest belief that he will someday be arrested for using them. To Kate Depew, a heartfelt hug and kiss just for being herself. To Brad Kibler I leave a doorstop. To all future theatre-folks, the best of luck. Finally, to Yvette Cataneo, a place in my heart forever. I, Sarah Miller, leave a green pepper and a Russian waiter with "tips" to Al and the swim team, a fire extinguisher to Hosun, bizarre bus conversations to Susan W. and Karen L. two more years of Fitness fun to Amy Wen and Joyce, a reduced flute section to Arah and Murph, a hug to Yvette, a smile to Eric P., my love of Sweden to Jenny Kang and others who can appreciate it, the remains of my back window to Mr. Stone, parking tickets and strange pro- nunciations to anyone who made fun of mine, and lots of love to my family. I, Jenny Moon, will a "hi Jenny" to Jenny K, 100 helloooos on the phone to Jeff K, a 6-foot gorgeous hunk (or half of him) to Dezera, best wishes for Indiana to Robby, a large smile to Stephanie, my senioritis to Mimi, and also a shrug, a Christmas card to Holly, a putz to Jeff S, an 'oh sh — t!' to Hosun on the ski slopes, and all my music and sisterly advice I never gave you to Eddie. I, Kie Ross, leave pocket trout to Arah and Alison C, a green broom to Murph, a Spellcheck to Vikas, happy lounge-ing to the class of '94, red nail polish to Adam, some decent jokes to Dan, a fake ID to Eddie so he can get into Chester Street, a "mess with the best and die like the rest" pencil to Pat, and a good attitude to Chad, with WEFT and justice for all. I, Hugo, leave my mass sex appeal to Eddie (Mr. Trendy!), my fingers to Amy F., the Big O. to Yvette, the Big D. to Robin, the Big X. to Kate, the Big F. to Amy J., the Gigantic S. to Veerle, no more interruptions to the secretaries and librarians, a "top of the morning" to John Turner, a recording of me talking slowly to Mr. Butler, the 50 states (excluding Philadelphia) to Mrs. Wheeler, thanks for pushing me to limits beyond imagination to Bonnie (my pickle 'ponent), and 1000 screams to Pat and Mrs. Laughlin to remember the triumvirate by. Finally, to everyone here, thanks for making my road through Uni so smooth and so pleasurable. I, Bonnie Stephens, leave my ability to tape an ankle in 30 minutes to Matt Colby, lots of luck to future girls' basketball teams, and Matt and the girls' basketball teams to each other. I leave Mrs. Laughlin and Mr. Stone my eternal gratitude. To Emily Kerlin many thank you's and a big hug. To my sister Holly, I leave all my favorite teachers, good luck for her JUNIOR year, and lots of love. But most importantly, I leave — to join Jeff. I, Alecia Terando, being of sound mind and omnipresent body, do hereby will and bequeath to Nate a Chatty Cathy doll so he'll have someone to talk to in math class, to Derek a pair of red satin bikini briefs because I'd rather see him in those than boxers, to Finees a Cameo jockstrap, to Han a freshman girl, to Julie a "bust ear," a bottle of Geritol for her dates, and my shoulder and ear so she'll have someone to lean on and talk to when I'm gone, and to Tony (Pooty- Pie) I leave a Bozo button and all the love he truly deserves since I won't be here to give it to him anymore. I, Sonja Moser, will Jeff K. a copy of O Jerusalem and a halo, Dan a cure for what could only be sexual repression, Emily a few spare Bread Co. em- ployees, Paul (I mean, PAT) and Mr. Butler an unlimited supply of class disrupting screams and screeches of laughter, Mrs. Laughlin my undying gratitude, and Hugo and Andrea as much scandal and bitchiness as they can handle. I, Patty Mullally, leave my undying love of Bono, a hug, and a wink to Veerle, my teeth to Will, a Victoria's Secrets wardrobe to Hightshoe, my fluency in Russian to Amy so she can lie in two languages, my desire to be Windex Woman to Sue so she, too, can be the shortest player to wipe the boards clean, my pride to Josie, profound language and "frustration to no end" to Sally, chauffeur service and an overdue ice cream cone to Ms. Wysocki, a bra to Ms. Wells, all the Uni geeks to Mrs. Jacobson, many thanks to Mr. Stone for all his understanding, a smile to Mrs. Laughlin, Mr. B, Murph, and Ms. Dawson, and good luck to the b-ball team. I, Neena Tripathy, leave a bag of Doritos and my locker to Tysan H., five extra fouls and my incredible height to (Chicken Noodle) Sue, a special seat on the bench (right next to Sally) to Allison H., a tranquilizer to Shira, dinner at Grandy's to Robin Morgan, a big hug, self-confidence and the soundtrack to Annie to Yvette, a smile to Amy P. (remember, "sometimes you just gotta say what the f— "), many thanks and the key to the executive Uni Gym washroom to Pat, Mo (to replace Pari) to Sally, lots of luck to the girls' b-ball team, and a hug to Joanna-bingo (even if she's in my class). I, Tasha van Es, leave my Derek B tape to Andrew P., a good insult to Dezera, a day with Pythagorbogus to Amy P, the dog at the pet store to Peter Nguyen, my French grammar book to Josh F., my name to Shelby, a parking space for her blue truck to Julie H., my locker stereo to Brian F., lots of money to the Unique staff, a lunch at Garcia's on me to Allison H., a bag of popcorn to Bridget, my future phone number to my sister, and finally to all who helped me get out of Uni I leave a thank you and my hope that all goes well for them in the future. I, Ben Murphy, leave to Tysan my boots (so that when she kix people it will really hurt), to Han the legacy of Marc Talbot, to Veerle the lounge dic- tatorship, to Dave all the hair I ever shaved off my head, to Anne my three hour lunch, to Joe a home liposuction kit, and Mrs. Wheeler, you can keep all those homeworks of mine (that you probably still haven't graded) from freshman year. I, Ellen Miriam Wheeler, leave a big roach and a pair of pea-green pants to Tysan, my ability to shut Jeff S. up to Amy, my ability to match running attire to Anne Volk and all other envious runners, some peanut butter and choc- olate ice cream to Josh Folk and lots of luck, love and $100 meals to Bonnie and the cross-country and track teams. To my mother, I leave a school that for the first time in nine years doesn't have another Wheeler in it. I, Pari Pandharipande, leave an eye to Sue, a toothy grin to Mo, a left-handed lay-up to Pat, a book of proverbs to Sally, and a happy life to my cool "little" buddy, Amy. I, Kevin Prior, leave any and all Uni survival skills to the "UNI OA": Alyx Parker, Rob Parker, Jon Ott, Corey Hochman, Jeff Greeley, and David Gerlach. Best of luck to the German II class. I, Allison Wickens, leave Stephie A. a green pepper, Joyce L. and Amy W. Alto Supremacy, and Hightshoe my name and the knowledge that "all great minds think alike." Weasel Bait gets a bunch of Russian verbs to conjugate. I leave to the "A" forwards the honor of all Uni forwards to beat up on six-foot St. Joe centers, to Bridget O. the ability to go four years at Uni without fitness, and to Sue P. my repertoire of songs (The Sound of Music, Joe Jackson and the Clash), as well as a pop can, to keep Sally and the rest of the basketball team entertained. Lastly, I leave my bumble tights to the track team to brighten up all their early morning practices. I, Sivan Ritz, will a smooth running Agora Days to future committees, an earlier ride home to both Nikkis, a bottle of Geritol to Pat, a twelve inch plane ticket to Africa for Veerle, memories of grade school to Anne McKinney, thanks to Lori, Cathy, Barb, and Judy at Kenney Gym for their help throught the years, a cool senior year to Spoo, fun morning track practices to the track team, and extra ice cream for Eman, Anne, Bridget, and Amy. I, Frank Winter, leave some red Twizzlers to Tysan, my running experience along with Paul's and Matt's to Josh Folk, a bullhorn to the next senior class president, amber waves to Dave, fourteen students of the week to Murph, my black slacks to Noah, an autographed copy of my "Danville" article to Ms. Henry and Ms. Wells, a four-minute miler to Bonnie Byers, my fear of small animals to Chad Richardson, and an ICBM to Joe Park so we can all see what kind of damage he can really cause. 119 THE SENIOR BALLOT * 1 J 5ffi I *^\ — * | 1 ^r^% . 1 1 ^^^^^^^^^^^r ^^ m Ft B«^ rmt\*i* Sexiest: Hugo and Bonnie Worst Jokes: Tasha and Theo SEXIEST: Bonnie and Hugo BEST ATHLETE: Allison and Doug BEST LOOKING: Bonnie and Rob K. MOST CHEERFUL: Allison and Fritz MOST PESSIMISTIC: Pari and Rob K. NICEST: Monica and Michael MOST STUDIOUS: Dolly and Kevin P. LEAST STUDIOUS: Sonja and Doug SPACIEST: Ana and Robbie J. LAZIEST: Juliette and Mark MOST LIKELY TO END UP IN PRISON: Alecia and Bobby BBEQB BBB Officers: Sec/Treas. Sarah, Rep. Bill, Pres. Frank 120 Most Likely to Go to Jail: Bobby and Alecia Most Flirtatious: Angie, Alecia, Fritz, and Joanna MOST HYPER-ACTIVE: Joanna and Fritz BEST HAIR-DO: Elizabeth and Ben MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED: Kie, Patty, and Jeff FUNNIEST: Neena and Guy CUTEST: Joanna and Jeff WORST JOKES: Tasha and Theo MOST FLIRTATIOUS: Angie, Alecia, Joanna and Fritz MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A TELEVANGELIST: An- b>» drea and Frnak BEST KOREAN: Allison and Frnak BEST IMAGINARY COUPLE: Doug (Diggly Wiggly) and Elizabeth Best Korean: Frank and Allison Most Studious: Dolly and Kevin Cutest: Jeff and Joanna 121 Hmmm.. Monica? What SMELLS?!! ■i 123 124 Taking life from a different angle I wonder if I could 'borrow' her notes 125 Is • ^W mm V ^D v i^^^^^fl P^^ '_^_0 mm \_ V . ^* F "Where's the beer?" Put litter in its place! 126 The effects of U.S. History "I just looked in a mirror!!!" 127 "He's pretty hot, don't you think?" 128 The Snorkelift man descends from heaven 129 130 "Why aren't you working on photos, Josh??!" 131 PATRONS Dr. and Mrs. Mike Barcelona Ron and Mehri Cowan The Fogel Family Phil and Georgia Garcia Charles and Nancy Goodall The Grossmans Patrick and Sandra Hammond Bahareh Harandi Jon and Renee Hendrickson Lewis and Susan Hopkins Al and Suzanne Huang Cheri Jacobs Ron and Susan Kiddoo Herman and Marion Krier Peter and Barbara Lamb John, Jane, and Carolyn Leap Ira and Cecile Lebenson Fernand and Elizabeth Marty Roger and Carol Minear Thorn and Martha Moore Don and Carolyn Mullally Stuart and Stephanie Parker The Peshkins Steve and Helle Reznek Jerry and Linda Shunk Sandra J. Weber Thank you very much! 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Main Street Urbana, Illinois 61801 Jerry Stull Phone 367-5132 To The Class of '90 — / remember when I first met you guys way hack of the beginning of 5ubbie year. 5o much has happened since that first day, and I've moved to tots of different places. But no matter where I've lived, Uni has always been "my" school, and you have a/ways been "my" class. 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From Pieter, Robin, Heidi, John, and Bette 141 Andrea thinks loving thoughts about Jamie NO YOU ARE NOT!!! -lovingly, T & S Steigmann, Jennifer 31, 70, 75 Stephens, Bonnie 10, 14, 22, 95, 96D, 106, 115, 120, 128 Stephens, Holly 84 Stevens, Nate 6, 11, 37, 48, 54, 91, 95 Stigberg, Aaron 7, 10, 14, 42, 43, 69, 96D, 107, 114, 124, 130 STONE, DAVID 5, 44, 45, 54, 63, 131 STRONACH, NATALYA 64 SVEC, MICHAEL 63 Sweeney, Linda 85, 87, 95, 138 Tang, Tze-John 14, 49, 51, 85, 86 Terando, Alecia 6, 10, 14, 42, 48, 96D, 107, 115, 120, 121, 128 Terando, Linnea 73 Thorn, Jeffrey 31, 51, 73 Thorn, Steve 22, 23, 85 Todd, Jeremy 45, 48, 73 Toppe, Tari Tredway, Stephanie 51, 65, 81, 85 Tripathy, Neena 8, 32, 42, 45, 59, 94, 96D, 107, 115, 131 Tsai, Jon 49, 52, 85 TURNER, JOHN 54, 62 VAN DUZEN BURNS, JENNIFER 4, 42, 44, 58 van Es, Heidi 18, 19, 28, 29, 42, 43, 48, 50, 54, 85 van Es, Tasha 22, 48, 51, 108, 113, 120 Volk, Anne 24, 25, 53, 85 Wachtel, Shira 22, 36, 51, 91 Wagner, Dana 47, 49, 85, 131 WALKER. SALLY 32, 62 142 "You're right, Mom, I should've had a V-8." Omar felt the crushing blow and knew he'd never forget to do his homework again. Wang, Che-Wei 49, 51, 85, 86 Warfel, David 26, 51, 79 Watanabe, David 13, 52, 85, 87 Weber, Chris 49, 91 Wei, Michael 91 WELLS, AUDREY 58 Wen, Amy 46, 47, 51, 53, 85 Wengert, Adam 46, 85 Wheeler, Ellen 3, 8, 9, 12, 13, 21, 24, 25, 38, 43, 68, 94, 96D, 108, 115, 123 WHEELER, JOANNE 60 White, Shelby 3, 9, 91 Wickens, Allison 2, 8, 12, 13, 28, 29, 32, 33, 38, 39, 43, 46, 53, 94, 96D, 109, 115, 121, 127, 128, 143 Wieckowska, Susan 28, 29, 46, 48, 52, 91 Winter, Frank 19, 20, 26, 27, 42, 92, 96, 96D, 109, 114, 120, 121, 130, 141 Wolf, Jason 22, 37, 46, 85 WOODS, DEBORAH 61 WYSOCKI, BARBARA 60 Xia, Renxin 22, 38, 45, 47, 91 Yairi, Keren 46, 79 Yang, Yulun 43, 48, 50, 79 Zhang, Jane 49, 85 Uni from the eyes of GOD IN CLOSING. . . EDITORS: Robert "boy" Kim, Tysan "chicken" Huang, and Sue "girl" Pieck PHOTOGRAPHY EDITORS: Carolyn Burr, Josh Hopkins BUSINESS MANAGER: Bridget O'Connor SPONSOR: Karen HeJIyer (the ultimate art dudette) Once upon a time, not so very long ago, in a land not so very far from here, there existed a society known as Loony High School. This school had a very special program whereby a group of students volunteered to embark on an expedition through unknown wilderness that lasted several months and ultimately resulted in a prize for everyone in the school. Three courageous expeditioners were boy, girl, and chicken. These three, with help from art dudette, were chosen to lead the expedition. These leaders were very inexperienced, and all three were new to the position. The three began the expedition with a lot of optimism, attempting to involve the whole group, and teach them all they knew in order to maintain the groups survival in the vast, unexplored territory. The group's expedition started well, and each night chicken would set up camp. Boy and girl would play basketball amongst the dense foliage. They traveled quickly at first, but soon the going got rougher. The wilderness became darker and more forbidding, and the route got more and more complex, and to top it all off, wild animals were under suspicion for sneaking into the campsites and stealing the group's vital supplies — cropper guns and the grease trail markers, to name a few. The group was faced with ever-increasing work, responsibility and even more difficulties. The terrain grew ever more treacherous, yet the group pressed on. However, about three weeks before the scheduled end of the expedition, many large difficulties presented themselves. . . With the task becoming much harder than they had ever imagined, half of the group deserted, while the other half simply vanished. Whether thay had been sucked up by a huge pool of quicksand, swallowed by animals, or lured away by evil outside influences, nobody ever knew. Besides this, boy was viciously attacked by wild carnivorous beasts and thought to be dead, but the half of him that remained revived not too long after. Chicken suddenly took to running wildly through the woods shrieking "DINGLE!", and was not always there to set up the camp. Eventually, no one was left but the leaders and two dedicated members of the group. . . who were so weary and tired they could almost not continue. These few remaining souls, forced to complete the expedition by themselves, had to keep going for hours on end, day after day, to try to acheive their final goal. Finally, they emerged from the wilderness, bedraggled and tired, but somehow alive. They had missed their final destination date, but they were all very glad the expedition was over, and, having learned from their experience and resolving to be better organized next time, they returned to good old Loony High, and awaited their prize. . . Being yearbook editors has been quite an experience /or each of us: often difficult, sometimes hellish, always tiring, but ultimately rewarding. When we accepted the editorship, we could all hardly have known what was in store for us. . . we found out soon enough. The amount of work to do and the number of things to keep track of were sometimes overwhelming, but somehow we survived, and we may have even enjoyed it. As we finish up, we look back on some fond (and not-so-fond) memories: getting lost on the way to Peoria, debates over cover colors, "and you think I'm the one that's deranged!", losing senior portraits, baby pictures, checks and our minds, Eugene's disk-eating car and his rendezvous with the boys' bathroom to print pictures, horny owls, Tysan's ability to do a layout in five minutes, Sue knowing everyone in the school, the patrons/personal ads disaster, Papa Del's with Jon Ott — what an experience, emergency trips to Dairy Queen, "take that cookie and shove it up your butt!", GIRL POWER LINGERIE, "Where's Rob?. . . come to think of it, where's the rest of the staff?", the kit binder runs away, $5 bills on the stairs, no food or drink in the IBM lab, Dartmore finds friends, chips and picante sauce (for those who were there. . . ahem), "Well, since I was in the picture I figured I'd better come," Rob flees to Korea while he can, "What are you doing here? Go get a life!" and oh so much more. Apologies to those whom we inconvenienced by constantly losing stuff and to those who ordered last year's supplement., if they're not here by the time you read this., they ARE in the mail. . . REALLY!! Finally, we would like to express our sincere thanks to Karen Hellyer, Jennifer Van Duzen Burns, Barb Aschenbrenner, Cathy Eads, Randy Musselman, U-gene Peppers, Lynne Peck, and all our parents for all their help, advice, support, and for putting up with our late hours. . . and us. So, guys, here's the "prize" ENJOY!!! ^tfAJMA in 144 i i 'I SPRING '90 our arbook supplement is finally here ^ith lemories of the end of the year: he musical, the shows, the track teams' runs, he picnic, prom, graduation and fun. [)ur classes ended, we forgot what we learned, *ur math books demolished and our Sellers books urned. Ne went to the pool, we got golden tans, Afe worked in fast food joints and washed pots and pans. Jnfortunately, Mr. Crames beckons — school starts again on the twenty-second! Won't be long 'til we see all of you. . . _,ove you lots, -M>- sue /VE'RE SORRY. . . "irst of all, we'd like to apologize again because last year's ;upplement was so incredibly late. We hope this year's model ihows that it's actually possible to do a supplement on time. \pologies also to Alec and Ben for reversing their senior pic- ures — we swear it wasn't our fault, but c'est la vie. "inally, apologies to those seniors whose baby pictures were nisidentified — hope no one was offended. Despite all the mistakes, we still think it was a pretty cool book okay, we're biased, but. . .); wouldn't you agree??? WHAT'S INSIDE: Spring Musical 146 Big Show 148 Track and Field 150 State Track Meet 151 Spring Concert 152 X-Week/Handprints 153 Disorientation Picnic 154 Prom 156 Graduation 158 THE 1990 YEARBOOK SUPPLEMENT IS DEDICATED TO Jeff Schomer (July 19, 1990) — Jeff Schomer is a member of the class of '92. He's been a member of the track and cross-country teams, the stage crew for various theatrical productions, the Agora Days Com- mittee, and the photography staffs for Gargoyle and the yearbook. He is renowned for his fantastic cooking skills, showcased in his outrageously expensive but extremely popular Agora Days class, "Cooking with Chef Jeff." Jeff was involved in a serious car accident on the evening of June 2. At first, the prognosis was not very optimistic: he was in a coma, and the extent of physical damage was unknown. Since then, he has come out of the coma and is going through rehabilitation at Kankakee Riverside Hospital. His condition has vastly improved, and he is getting better each day. Already, he is able to speak, and nurses say that soon he should even be walking. By the time this supplement reaches you, Jeff should be even better — but we just want him to know we're behind him every step of the way, hoping and knowing that he'll soon be back to his old self. We love you, Jeff. Get well quick! ANDROCLES AND THE LION This year's spring musical, Androcles and the Lion, was unusual because students from local elementary schools were invited to morning performances on Thursday, March 1 and Friday, March 2; the resulting total of six performances meant that two different casts were needed to put on the show. The story focused on Androcles, a servant to an old miser, who was determined to help the miser's daughter meet her lover. When Androcles followed the couple into a forest and got lost, a friendly lion saved Androcles and the lovers. Young and old alike greatly enjoyed the play, as many came twice in order to see both casts. 146 "Farewell!" 147 BIG SHOW Big Show '90 — "Sex, Lies and PBS" — was really big. The directors brilliantly personified the theme as the show opened — Sonja Moser as SEX, Frank Winter as LIES and Andrea Leap as PBS. Audiences were soon enthralled by a musical medley that included a reprise of "Earth Angel" led by Jon Ott and a parody of late '70s disco. Further highlights included the awesome air band; "Dallas Macbeth," in which Sonja and Andrea competed for Hugo's attention; and a hilarious takeoff on Sesame Street with Noah Levin as Ernie and Michael Jacobs as Bert. Several improvisational scenes added to the spontaneity of the evening and helped make Big Show a smash success. B " ^^B JMlI ^» ^B ^Bi B : ^R" : - ^BflBfln^H y B *pu tr «, ■ « t I M ^ M Andrea in fifty years SEX/ LIES/ PBS! 148 "Mister Sandman. . ." Hugo: master of seduction. "Touch me. . ." STAYIN" ALIVE. 149 TRACK & FIELD She-ra heaves the shot faster than a speeding bullet. The dedicated members of the track and field teams once again sacrificed their precious beauty sleep to show up at morning practices and run their butts off before the day had even started for most people. This seeming insanity paid off, however, as coaches Bonnie Byers, Mark Poremba and Chad Brinkley led both the boys' and girls' teams to successful seasons and helped them be all they could be. A highlight of the season was the Georgetown Relays, where strong performances by both the boys and girls helped make the meet a true dual effort. Injury eliminated two of Uni's top runners from postseason com- petition, Frank Winter and Amy Parker, but the girls, led by Bridget O'Connor's two titles, placed third at state. The boys' team, left to right, top to bottom: Adam Wengert, Dave Kiddoo, Bill Eisenstein, Steve Kim, Chris Weber, David Warfel, HoSun Hwang, Frank Winter, Josh Hopkins, Omar Jassim, Phil Lin and Josh Folk. A picture of the girls' team was unavailable, but the members were Pari Pandharipande, Sivan Ritz, Ellen Wheeler, Allison Wickens, Tysan Huang, Bridget O'Connor, Emily Robin- Abbott, Shira Wachtel, Eman Jassim, Cyndi Liebovich, Amy Parker, Anne Volk, Sonia Johnson, and Molly Robin- Abbott. Tysan, Cyndi and Bridget fight glut-lac. 150 |i«8a 8.ii88Ci;aa8 STATE MEET FINALS 1990 On May 19, the Uni girls' track team claimed the third place trophy at the state meet. This was an especially great accomplishment because team member Amy Parker, a sophomore who was on two of the team's all-state relays and was a tough competitor in the 400, injured herself just a few weeks before the sectional meet. Area standout Bridget O'Connor won both the 200- and 400-meter races as well as anchoring the second-place 800 medley relay with teammates Eman Jassim, Cyndi Liebovich and Allison Wickens. All four ran personal-record times at the state meet. Junior Tysan Huang also ran in the state finals, finishing ninth in the 800. Bonnie, assistant coach Mark Poremba, and sub- freshman coach Chad Brinkley were all really proud, and so was the team! Thanks to all who supported them over the season, and con- gratulations! The look of victory Where's the Chariots of Fire music? The final stretch. . . 151 SPRING CONCERT This year's spring concert took place on Sunday, May 20 at Smith Music Hall. A string quartet consisting of Josh Folk, Jenny Auler, Jennifer Grucza and Amy Jackson was featured in addition to the traditional performances by the orches- tra, chorus and madrigals. Josh Folk and Kie Ross both served as conductors for the orchestra, and Juliette Dade lent her expertise on the piano to the orchestra's performance of Bach's Brandenburg Concerto No. 3. Well-attended by many parents and students, the concert was considered a great success by nearly everyone. -J'.Y I, The fastest conductor in the West. 152 X-WEEK PIE THROW For one week in the spring of each year, Uni-ites look beyond the drudgery of tests and homework and devote their time and energy to helping a worthy cause. Each class sponsors an activity to raise money to donate to a local charity. This year, the subs sponsored a tape race; the freshmen held a marshmallow eating contest; the sophomores sold chances to throw a pie at a favorite teacher; the juniors held the "servant" sale; and the seniors held an auction where baked goods, Bed- ford notes, and other goodies were sold. All profits will be donated to the Catholic Worker House. Mmmm! Good stuff, Maynard! Joe shows Sally his appreciation for Fitness. SENIOR HAND PRINTING *-4:i z*» %» \ "'to aA > ■>■ - p l .V / 153 DISORIENTATION PICNIC The Disorientation Picnic took place after finals ended on Friday, May 25. Rain and mud (surprise!) forced the picnic to be held in Uni Gym instead of at Centennial Park, but it was still a blast. After the screams of jubilation had died away, people could be found in the hallways, the gym and the lounge signing each other's incredibly spiffy yearbooks. 154 Shannon spots another victim. "Thank God! The yearbooks are finally here!" Writing something evil, perhaps?? Catch! 9 % at i "' ^^ ^^L 1 * • ' I- Popeye the soccer man HAN DE MAN. 'Ha ha ha! I'm done!!' 155 PROM The junior class sponsored Prom '90 — "An Evening in Paris" — on Saturday, May 26. Prom was made possible by the tireless organizational efforts of the class officers and countless sales to swindle money from innocent Uni stu- dents. The Last Gentlemen were a hit as they rocked the Worden-Martin showroom with their infectious mel- odies. After the dance, post-prom par- ties wee held by Chris Davis, Fritz Burkhardt and Sarah Miller. Those who managed to stay awake for the post-proms enjoyed movies, card games, conversations and lots of caf- feine. What a rebel. --•<«_ ' mm l - # fc j III IJNsr'A * Id 9 ■HEtT JU f ■* SJk *w!fM ; ' 1 ! ■ M ] ^^^ ^B 1 ■ ■ kl 1 ^^ J * 156 At least some people were dancing. Is this what women in prom dresses do to a man? WHEN ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR. . . 157 GRADUATION!! The seniors officially became part of the "real world" when they re- ceived their diplomas at com- mencement ceremonies on Wednesday, May 30 at Krannert Center's Colwell Playhouse. Sen- ior Neena Tripathy gave the welcoming speech and class pres- ident Frank Winter bade us fare- well; faculty speakers, chosen by the seniors, were former physics teacher Allen Smith and Junior English teacher Rosemary Laugh- lin. Music was everywhere at graduation: the seniors entered to Talking Heads' "Road to No- where" and exited to "If You Leave" by OMD; in between, per- formances by the graduation choir (accompanied by Robby Auler), the senior ensemble consisting of Juliette Dade, Sarah Miller, Patty Mullally, Kie Ross and Hugo Sos- kin, and Andrea Leap (accompanied by Juliette Dade) helped make it a night to remem- ber. After the ceremonies, grad- uates and their families congre- gated in the lobby to be greeted by a few tears, but mostly hugs, kiss- es and a general atmosphere of triumph. 158 GOODBYE SENIORS . . . Aaron comforts Joel, who learned in sex ed. that he really isn't "perfect. 160 UNIVERSITY OF ILLINOI8-URBANA 3 0112 056045088 [jn i Hioh Yearbook a/u fafltih ty ear-be^ /9?& UNIVERSITY H.S. LIBRARY Library Use Only* UNIVERSITY H.S. LIBRAR> . * r •9 ,